Caption Contest: "And Then I Said Obamacare Would Lower Insurance Costs"
"Comedians" in cars...
or driving Miss 'Crazy'?
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Jerry: What is the deal with jihadis gang raping little boys?
BO thought bubble: I am so going to nail this little jew boy.
"Jerry, what did you do with the $2500 you saved from 0bamacare?"
" How much did you and Chewbakka spend on your Hawai vacation ?!!!! "
Obama: I had to tell everyone I'd bought Michelle a fur coat!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dba9OY0QatU
G. Edward Griffin for Treasury Secretary.
Obama says "So Jerry, I saw the episode where George, you know the one, where George does the exact opposite of everything he thinks he should, and it works out great, and I'm thinking to myself, and Jerry by the way this is 2008 when I'm thinking hey why don't I do the exact opposite of everything I say, and holy shit Jerry as you can see its worked out perfectly for me, you and the American people."
Bwhahahahahahhahahh
"Now pass me that chronic Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, I'm going to piss myself."
"It just goes to show you, anyone can become president!"
it is worth laughing at
Jerry It's a big club... and we're in it...
B.O. I should have made you sect. of state.
... Then to top it all off I said if you like your doctor you can keep your doctor.
We told them the bullets were for the Post Office and then we bought ISIS a thousand trucks and hid it in TPP under the heading "leveling the playing field and helping America increase exports".
Crash Test Dummies
(Just to keep it non-partisan that title works just as well if Bush were driving too)
Real Crash Dumb Asses.
"Just wait until they find out I'm giving pardons to every black prisoner, and selected whites, only"
We'll confiscate all their shot-guns and ship em to ISIL !! No Barry, to Germany !!
We Destroyed the future of Black Americans!
And then Michell pulled out her cock and said "isn't that a peach".
Who said gibbons don't have a sense of humor. WHO SAID THAT!
Hey Jerry, If you do a special, can I be the soup Nazi ?
To Uncle Sam walking down the side of the road ... "excuse me sir, do you have any grey poupon?" then speeds away.
No Jerry, the Affordible Care Act made Americans much healthier -- they can't AFFORD to get sick !!
SEINFELD: Then Najarian said "I like Alibaba at $115, it's a mature company going to $150"....then, oh this is good, then he sold them a "free" book on How To Trade The Options and charged them $29.95 for it!
BOTH: HAHAHA
"We are putting a new estrogen mimicking chemical in all new GMOs and plastics this year. We are going to be the only people who can get their dicks hard in a few years and we will just be fucking each other... Bahahaha."
"Bill is feigning impotence for Hillary again and being unable to find another replacement she will probably go crazy and force her Mexican maid to cram summer sausages up her ass again."
Note to self: never eat the summer sausages at a white house dinner...
Obama has given American power centers eveything they wanted - by this metric he is the most successful president in history:
Who runs America: Military industrial Complex MIC, Wall Street and Capital Markets, Extraction industries - like oil and minerals, Farm Lobby and of course... AIPAC.
Finance Insurance and Real Estate all work together to hypothecate new credit as money. Extraction/Oil is part of dollar as reserve via petrodollar.
So, these power centers run America and own Obama. Obama is a sock puppet with a hand up his ass.
Obamacare is not to lower costs, it is to give sanctioned rent taking status to private insurance companies. Wouldn't you like to own a market and have guranteed income?
Since medical is a mixed market, then it has to be approached with mixed market economic rules.
"Obama is a sock puppet with a hand up his ass."
See Jerry, I told ya it would fit.
Off topic fast fact.. Jerry Seinfeld's net worth is $820 million
Not even remotely off topic.
Jerry Seinfeld's net worth is $820 million
Barack Obama's net worth is $7 million.
But Barry's credit card has NO LIMIT
Some recently declassified White House documents feature Richard Nixon talking about the creation of HMOs. He said he'd sell them to the public under the guise of better, more affordable healthcare then, once they bought them, increase profits by raising prices and progressively denying benefits.
Sound at all familiar?!?
Have a look-see
https://thatvitaminmovie.com/
Caption: two monkeys who just escaped from a zoo.
Jerry (self talk): This is brutal. I don't know how much more I can fake laugh and grin fuck this asshole.
BO (self talk): I sure hope Jerry likes me. Maybe we can hang out together more after 2016.
Hope and Change.
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Dumb and O'Dumber.
Actually nothing was said. He just went down on him.
Who knew the economy was actually a Corvette?
The Muslims and Jews are friends, see.
a glass of water and a sweet songg. oh wait
a glass of water and a sweet songg. oh wait
Jerry: So I told Donald that I'd give him one of my cars if he'd say that Hillary "got schlonged" by you. This 'Vett belongs to Donald.
shu1d have been called "Don't stop push it now"
But honestly, some here don't even rember the zh before me. Well I'll tell you. It's the collectorate that counts... not Obama's fro
So I go "Jamahl, why do you think it's called 'secret service?'" #obamadownlow
" So then jerry I told them I'm ourtraged over the Wall Street bonuses ... then supported the $700 billion TARP corporate-welfare bailout and handed Billions of taxpayer money to AIG. "
Laughing sooo hard they don't see the sign ahead that says, "Road closed-Bridge out".
Those ZH'ers are slandering me Jerry, I'm actually a Zero Hegemon.
Where's a Hellfire Missile when you TRULY need one?.... [NOT a caption, BUT a question...]
Very Able caption if you ask me. Good caption for a number of pictures I see of politicians though...
And they actually believed Sandy Hook and San Bernandino actually happened!