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Bill Clinton Has Changed

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Source: Townhall.com (via The Burning Platform)

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Tue, 01/05/2016 - 13:58 | 7000791 RockRiver
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Sounds about right....

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 14:04 | 7000822 Looney
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From Trump’s upcoming speech:

Oh, boy! Have you seen those UGLY chicks Bill Clinton was involved with?

JFK’s girls, at least, were drop-dead gorgeous!

Even a wheelchair-bound FDR had better-looking girls!

If someone would’ve bothered digging deeper into Bill’s past, they would’ve found a heart-broken sheep, a worn out blow-up doll with a goatee, and an elderly Arkansas hooker crying over her stolen dentures.  ;-)

Looney

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 14:06 | 7000837 ParkAveFlasher
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It's like Trump reads my mind.  It's as if his combover is a thought-antenna aimed squarely at the repressed Right.

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 14:11 | 7000873 Looney
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Well, twasn’t Trump’s reading your mind THIS time, but I don’t mind him using it! ;-)

Looney

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 14:20 | 7000934 y3maxx
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.....Not gonna be surprised to see, "have decided not to run for President" by certain candidates....maybe even nail gun/cars blowing up suicides.

 

 Hitlery must and will definately win.

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 15:27 | 7001327 Four chan
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hopefully this campaigning for cankles runs him into the ground and he dies from a heart attack followed shortly by her in an evil black hole collapse sucking all their minions down into the well of hell with them.

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 15:29 | 7001338 eatthebanksters
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His boxers ought ot have little blue pills on them...

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 16:12 | 7001587 MsCreant
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Little blue balls...

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 14:58 | 7001141 Larry Dallas
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Blog.dilbert.com dissects this perfectly.

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 18:21 | 7002049 DownWithYogaPants
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Tue, 01/05/2016 - 17:49 | 7001966 Demdere
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The next step up in oligarchidom would be to be a private person, and so owning your image, etc., yet be so important that when you ran for President you could make a profit on sales of such campaign items.

 

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 18:47 | 7002185 AGuy
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Catbert reminds me of Hilary. Although, Catbert is much nicer!

 

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 15:10 | 7001217 Tallest Skil
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Well, Trump IS mathematically perfect, after all.

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 14:18 | 7000913 Janet Shalom Be...
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Compared to Hitlery, these skanks were super models.

No amount of Viagra could make a pecker stand-up to Hitlery, and her pant suits.

 

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 15:31 | 7001347 eatthebanksters
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She never wore miniskirts in the past cause she was afraid if she bent over her balls would show...

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 21:47 | 7002874 yellensNIRPles
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Met a guy once with an interesting past which he proved by way of many books written about him. Swears he knew Hillary back in the day (80's) and that she's a stone cold lesbian and everyone in-the-know knows it. Now, truth being told the guy had just gotten out of prison after 10 or 15 years or something so who knows, but it's sure fun to think about.

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 14:08 | 7000803 OregonGrown
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Sheeeew....At least he didnt cut it off and change his name!  I was worried after i read the headline.

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 14:17 | 7000912 gtb
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Why were you worried?

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 14:45 | 7000955 OregonGrown
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I think of clinton as one of the "MANLIEST" presidents we ever had.... He got to bang an intern with a cigar in the oval office, lied about it to congress, didnt goto jail THEN got to keep his job!

 

I didnt want that image in my brain to be forever ruined!  Why you ask?

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 14:46 | 7001074 BigJim
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Real men bang their interns with their own "cigars", nahmean?

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 16:34 | 7001678 bid the soldier...
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Real men don't bang Monica Lewinsky.

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 14:09 | 7000804 _ConanTheLibert...
Tue, 01/05/2016 - 14:01 | 7000805 Skateboarder
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A change of boxers don't change the pedo inside.

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 16:18 | 7001616 artichoke
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I think everyone was of age.  I would only use that accusation about actual pedos.  Bill was an old fashioned guy, but for Hillary who aided and abetted it to claim she's a modern woman who supposts women -- won't work.  Some women put up with Bill because they were attracted to him.  Hillary doesn't have that (except from Huma.)

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 14:02 | 7000819 drendebe10
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Just great. The lying cheating corrupt Arkansas trailer trash sexual predator returning to the White house

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 15:34 | 7001358 MsCreant
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Yeah, and Bill too...

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 16:45 | 7001722 upWising
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And more 21st Century news from Arkansas and Oklahoma....

http://www.nytimes.com/2000/07/19/us/little-rock-journal-governor-s-mans...

(Governor's Mansion is a triple-wide)

 

http://swtimes.com/news/state-news/oklahoma-governor-move-daughter-s-mob...

(Oklahoma Governor To Move Daughter’s Mobile Home From Mansion Grounds)

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 14:06 | 7000841 buzzsaw99
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pity the wh maid

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 15:35 | 7001362 MsCreant
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Make them all men, it's the only way.

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 14:07 | 7000845 cpnscarlet
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Clinton Motto:

"Money, Power, Lust. Which One Today?"

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 14:13 | 7000888 Automatic Choke
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why only one?

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 15:37 | 7001377 MsCreant
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Only one pair of boxers at a time, thus the "change" joke, my naughty puppy friend. <3, $, and I am not sure what would be on the power boxers.

Thu, 01/07/2016 - 15:06 | 7012899 Automatic Choke
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A friend sent me a cartoon the other day, shows Bill and Hillary sitting at an interview and laughing....

Hillary:   "It is time we had a woman in the Oval Office."

Bill:    "Been there, done that."

 

 

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 18:54 | 7002216 AGuy
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""Money, Power, Lust. Which One Today?""

Missing two: Sex & Drugs.

 

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 14:07 | 7000846 boattrash
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"Bill Clinton has changed..."

No he hasn't, he's still a worthless piece of shit.

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 14:12 | 7000883 nope-1004
Tue, 01/05/2016 - 14:25 | 7000960 thebigunit
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Dat's funny.

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 15:39 | 7001387 SmallerGovNow2
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LMAO...

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 14:07 | 7000847 Bangin7GramRocks
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Maybe he will be kind and send some snacks to the Hungry Man Militia. Seems they remembered everything but food for their multiple year siege.

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 14:48 | 7000875 OregonGrown
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Maybe your boy could b-52 food and supplies like he does when resupplying ISIS.....  

You know, playing both sides of the fence..... just like he does so often in life!  

"Let no crisis goto waste!"

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 14:13 | 7000889 two hoots
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and toilet paper.

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 14:09 | 7000856 jakesdad
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bill clinton, donald trump & george w enter a spelling bee - who wins?

 

w (obviously!) - he's the only one who knows "harass" is one word...

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 14:09 | 7000862 corporatewhore
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Bill looks dessicated

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 14:10 | 7000865 GRDguy
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There's a book titled "Sell Out" containing all the nonsense the Clintons did that lead to the impeachment. None of it has to do with sex, and everything to do with selling out America.  They're still doing it.  And I'm not a Trump supporter either.  Where they find all these sociopathic candidates is beyond me.

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 14:19 | 7000907 Emergency Ward
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+1.  Where do they find the millions of sociopaths who enthusiastically vote for these candidates?

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 14:25 | 7000964 daveO
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The section 8 housing projects built by LBJ and Nixon. Also, in the condominiums where all the female, man-hating gov. workers reside. It was all designed decades ago.

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 14:11 | 7000877 Frontline Retailer
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Change you can believe in.

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 14:13 | 7000886 the grateful un...
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he'll drop Trou' soon enough, what's it feel like to get your dick sucked by a Vampire Squid?

Tue, 01/05/2016 - 14:14 | 7000895 Dr. Engali
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At least he provided some entertainment value as the white house puppet. These last two turds were/are some real life retards.

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