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"Luke, I am your Father."
Trump Vader.
I looked into IT's deadlights, and I wanted to be there. [/It]
See lady? I told you that isn't a wig....
Trump: "Congratulations for making it through chemo....now step aside and let the blonde behind you have the pole position"
Oh shit that's funny!
"Don't worry about biting off more than you can chew baby, your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger than you think"
"Do you mind if I sit back a little because your breath is very bad."
trump this!(as he pulls out a fat cigar).
Event organizer.... Your Fired!
"How dare you tell me to STFU (!!!)"
Wanna see the new tattoo?
"Ok...do the crazy hangman eyes thing again for me and you're hired"
"OH MY GOD, IT'S A WOMAN!!!!!!"
Definate dating material for ol' Silver Bill Clinton! She got the full perfect package goin' on, blue dress included & she's all ready to go!
Don't be shocked by my neck tie madam. I have had so many facelifts that my dick has moved up higher.
Who cummed in her mouth?
If I was DT I'd be damned glad I had a few bodyguards and was packin' a gat. That's just unnerving.
"Since you're down there..."
He loves Iowa so much that he fashioned a wig out of corn husk stringys. Gotta admire the dedication to the early primary states!
The guy behind her (it?) looks like he has his dick up her ass.
Hey, it's Enrico Palazzo!I don't think we should have Phil Donahue back next year.
"Are you Carly's ugly sister?"
Holy shit Rubio is in there!
At least Trump doesn't jump on his chair like that spineless pussy Draghi, when a woman approaches him.
ECB President Mario Draghi Attacked By Protester Screaming "End ECB Dick-tatorship" | Zero Hedge
"Show me how you do your boyfriend."
Note they all use teeth except the old lady, who apparently has more experience.
The Don told those three women, "Hillary is a lying cunt. I will send her straight to prison for her treasonous acts and crimes..."
Take 2:
"How much for de cheeldren? De leetle gurl!?"
RIP John Belushi
What the fuck is that shit on your chin ?
That lady thought she was going to a "bumper to bumper" event sponsored by Lesbians for the Redwoods.
Trump: "Hey lady, wanna be my intern?"
Gaping mouthed woman; "Oh Gawd...Donald I wanna..."
Trump; "Don't say it lady.....don't you dare".
Blonde big in back; "She wants to schtoop you Don"
Trump: "What the hell is that??!! You're both fired!"
Fat fuck in back of Gape woman; Gee Don, can I..."
Trump: "GUARDS......! NOT GOOD. THROW THIS FAT ASS OUT"
Donald licked his eyebrows and the lezzie went apeshit
Obama blindsided us and Hillary can't be sold by the FIRM. Don's light years ahead of trash like McCain so will he be Kenna(died)?
Maybe he should get Putin's handlers in instead of the regular Mossad Guys immediately, unless like Barry he wants the Easy Option.
It's a Dirty Job and ONLY someone with his Schlong could pass the test.
All of you should be sent to your room.
All of you should be sent to your room.
hah!
+1
It's way past .Miller Time, well into drinkin' thinkin'
Take 3:
"Did you just touch my ass?"
Take 4:
"When I am elected, I'm going to impregnate Hillary and sire the Antichrist."
THEY LIVE!
They influence our decisions without us knowing it. They numb our senses without us feeling it. They control our lives without us realizing it. THEY LIVE.
A rugged loner (Ms. RODDETTE PIPER) stumbles upon a terrifying discovery: goulish creatures are masquerading as humans while they lull the public into submission through subliminal advertising messages. Only specially made sunglasses make the deadly truth visible.
Best comment on the site today.
"I've got one that can see!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBY6pF42I-c#t=42
Be careful.
Just found he seems to be a friend of Jeffery Epstein, the guy who keeps underage girls prisoner on his island for his friends to scew:
Epstein likes to tell people that he's a loner, a man who's never touched alcohol or drugs, and one whose nightlife is far from energetic. And yet if you talk to Donald Trump, a different Epstein emerges. "I've known Jeff for fifteen years. Terrific guy,'' Trump booms from a speakerphone. "He's a lot of fun to be with. It is even said that he likes beautiful women as much as I do, and many of them are on the younger side. No doubt about it -- Jeffrey enjoys his social life."
http://nymag.com/nymetro/news/people/n_7912/
CAN WE BE DONE WITH THIS FUCKER YET?
I think if he goes down, Bill goes down, then Hillary goes down.
Enough of these people.
Take 5:
"I told those god damned people a hundred times -- no ugly old people up front!"
LMFAO - Sheep .....
eh...isn't that Rachel Maddow? Had no idea she turned into a Trump groupie!
Dear god, the carpet matches the drapes!
America Makes Trump Even Greater - A Mutually Beneficial Relationship!
1. You have millions & millions, maybe billions of extra dollars - I like to have extra dollars
2. You have the right amount of hair - I have extra hair
3. You can't have sex with your beautiful daughter - I am willing to do it many, many times
4. You aren't afraid to ask, "How the hell did Building 7 collapse?" - I am afraid of being put on the grope genitals TSA list.
5. You probably wouldn't have sex with Hillary Clinton - I would do it dozens and dozens of times. *
* It's the closest I'd ever get to tasting that sweet red lipstick that Monica whats-her-name- something-in-ski...
Donald, your hair up close is like... like.... like golden cottoncandy!
...now watch me schlong, Hilary, again !
"who let the dogs out?"
or
"my wife doesn't mind being french kissed, why should you?"
or
"I'll sign the poster if you give me a blow job"
Donald Trump: "When I'm banging my wife Melania, I close my eyes and imagine I'm jerking off."