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So Bill told Monica to try opening her mouth without showing her teeth--- Like this?
Take 6:
"First, za shpanking. Und zen, ze oral sex!"
Oh my... Its for people like her I would probably prefer to fuck up US like Obama/Bush did, rather than help those...
"Anorexic, poorly made up, with mouth perpetually gaped open, is no way for a supporter of mine to go through life. NEXT!!!"
Caption contests do have a way of bringing out the sicker sides of people!
Makes the commnets worth reading.
Please, God. No You're one of them, aren't you?
You're one of them
No. Don't kill me. Please
Don't kill me, please Please, please, please
Monica ? You've aged well.
You're going to have to open a little wider for me.
The Great American Bushwhacker
Trump 1, MSM 0
Pulling The Skirt Up On MSM
Journalists Will Not Be Killed (take the deal now)
Father Of The Pitchfork Revolution
It's My Hair - Come Feel It
Hundreds of Thousands, No Millions More Jobs
From the look on his face, that chubby kid to her right has his hand up her skirt and his pinky just hit the butthole...
Don't you dare get that on my blew dress!
are farts lumpy?
"He, ... He touched me!"
" thats it bitch im gonna deport fat chicks, and ugly old broads "
The woman on the right would probably blow him. The guy on the left probably would too. Not sure about the trannie in the middle.
"Sanders says he'll beat you by 15 or 20 points!"
"My hair comes from the pubic hair of a water buffalo."
http://nationalreport.net/donald-trump-fined-wig-maker-reveals-use-endangered-species-hair/
Trump reportedly paid a little more than $812k for the hairpiece, which is one of a kind and uses more of the endangered animal’s hair than any other wig the company makes. The wig’s crafters also allegedly used the pubic hair from water buffalo, which aren’t endangered, to improve the hair’s tactile feel and general texture. All of the Brown Spider Monkey and water buffalo hair used in the creation of the wig was carefully, expertly dyed to more closely resemble Trump’s previous wigs, which he’s been wearing since the mid-1990’s.
What do you mean you dye your hair? Noooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
"I was supposed to pick the children up from school!"
"I am a Hillary supporter and she promised me a $100 and a night with Bill if I would make this face posing for Zero Hedge photographer Tyler Durden"
"Don't look straight into his eyes! "
"I LOOKED STRAIGHT INTO HIS EYES! "
O.K.......I`ll bite......
"Come on down......your the next contestant on the Donald is right!".......
<-- Obama you are fired
says the T-shirt
(But I believe the american public will come to know that the next one is a Hitler)
Heil Hitler (whosoever next) -
If you can get rid of cabals influence you can get rid of all problems
on the left:"wow, i wonder if hed fuck me?"
on the right: "i'd let him fuck me."
in the middle:"I just came all over my support stockings!"
...and it was at that very moment when Helen understood exactly why he's called the Short-Fingered Vulgarian.
You're pulling out of the race and guaranteeing a Hillary Presidency???
The hair. It's alive!
Wait, Pablo began packing this morning and writing a check to your campaign !
Right after I told him he could NEVER-EVER escape from me.
Oh NOoooo ! Pablo ! I LOVE YOU !!!!!!