Islamic State's New "Jihadi John" Was Bouncy Castle Salesman, Nirvana Fan, Aspiring Dentist
Back in November, The Pentagon claimed to have killed Mohammed Emwazi - better known by his stage name “Jihadi John” - in a drone strike near Raqqa.
Emwazi was infamous for his role in catapulting ISIS into the public’s collective consciousness. Clad in black and brandishing a Bowie knife, the Brit beheaded hostages dressed in bright orange jumpsuits in some of the first Islamic State propaganda videos to garner widespread Western media coverage.
Late last week, ISIS released a new video featuring a British executioner who has apparently taken up the mantle in Emwazi’s absence. Dubbed the “the new Jihadi John” by the British press, the masked executioner reads the following message to Prime Minister David Cameron, who recently won parliamentary support for British airstrikes on Raqqa:
This is a message to David Cameron. Oh slave of the White House, oh mule of the Jews. How strange it is that we find ourselves today hearing an insignificant leader like you challenge the might of the Islamic State. How strange it is that the leader of a small island threatens us with a handful of planes. One would have thought you would have learned the lessons of your pathetic master in Washington and his failed campaign against Islamic State.
It seems that you, just like your predecessors Blair and Brown, are just as arrogant and foolish. In fact David, you are more of an imbecile. Only an imbecile would dare to wage war against a land where the law of Allah reigns supreme. And where the people live under the justice and security of the Sharia.
Only an imbecile would dare to anger a people who love death the way that you love your life. Oh British Government. Oh people of Britain. Know that today your citizenship are under our feet. And that the Islamic State, our country, is here to stay. And we will continue to wage jihad, break borders and one day invade your land where we will rule by the sharia.
So who is the "new and improved" Jihadi John, you ask? Apparently he's British Indian Siddhartha Dhar. Here's Reuters:
The masked militant in an Islamic State video showing the killing of five men accused by the group of being Western spies is believed to be a Londoner known as Sid who once sold inflatable bouncers.
Siddhartha Dhar, who left Britain for Syria while on police bail after his arrest on suspicion of belonging to a banned group and encouraging terrorism, has been identified by media as the spokesman in the militant organization's latest film.
Dhar, who is also known as Abu Rumaysah, is one of Britain's most high-profile Islamists and an associate of Anjem Choudary, Britain's best-known Islamist preacher who is due to go on trial next week accused of terrorism offences.
A convert from Hinduism who lived in east London, Dhar regularly attended protests staged by the now banned organization al-Muhajiroun and had often spoken to the media in support of radical Islamic causes.
Since leaving Britain he gained further attention through online videos in which he exhorted life under Islamic State.
That's right ladies and gentlemen, Islamic State's newest Western executioner was a bouncy castle salesman.
But that's not all. Dhar is also "a former Arsenal and Nirvana fan" who "enjoyed drinking, would take girls to his favourite action movies, and dreamed of being an NHS dentist," according to the Daily Mail. "Dhar's family say he was a 'sensitive boy' who 'changed' as a teenager after the death of his father and converted to Islam, shunning TV and music, sleeping on the floor and even telling his mother he couldn't love her anymore because she is not a Muslim," DM wrote on Tuesday. "He stopped studying and rented bouncy castles for children's parties while supporting banned militant group Al-Muhajiroun and running 'roadshows' aimed at attracting troubled youngsters in inner-cities."
Apparently, Dhar skipped bail in September 2014 and fled Britain for Syria. He announced his arrival in the "caliphate" by posting the following picture on Twitter which depicts his young son holding a pistol:
“I was in a state of shock,” Dhar's sister Konika Dhar told BBC. “I believed the audio to resemble, from what I remember, the voice of my brother but having viewed the short clip in detail, I wasn’t entirely convinced which put me at ease.” Here's a documentary about Dhar and his family shot by Vice News in 2014:
The ISIS video in which Dhar appears also features a toddler dressed in fatigues and donning an ISIS headband. Following the execution of five prisoners, the child proclaims that ISIS will "kill the kaffir (unbelievers) over there".
"Sunday Dare, a Londoner of Nigerian origin, identified the child as his four-year-old grandson Isa," Reuters reports. "Dare told British media his daughter, who grew up a devout Christian named Grace before converting to Islam and changing her name to Khadijah, had taken London-born Isa to Syria with her to join Islamic State." Here's Sputnik:
The child featured in the video has been identified by his grandfather who told Channel 4 news in Britain that he recognized the boy and condemned the footage. Sunday Dare, said: "It's propaganda; they are just using a small boy. He doesn't know anything. They are just using him as a shield."Child in Isil video has now been identified as Isa Dare, the son of Grace Dare a Jihadi bride from Lewisham pic.twitter.com/1fqIXWaOWt
— Belfast Child (@bfchild66) January 5, 2016
His jihadi bride mother had previously posted a picture of her son carrying an AK47 assault rifle 18 months ago, provoking a debate in the British media over whether the image and subsequent identity of her elder child dressed in camouflage clothing should be revealed by the press.
London Mayor Boris Johnson has said the child whose face is featured in almost every British newspaper and online news website, "should be brought back to the UK and taken into care."
Like us, you're probably struggling to comprehend all of this.
Bouncey castle salesmen?
Mothers taking their children to the caliphate to grow up in the Islamic State?
Has the whole world gone crazy?
Then, we remembered an image from an ISIS propaganda video released last summer and suddenly, all of the above made sense:
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Think about sawing a head off or performing jihadi dentistry with this as your background music...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTWKbfoikeg
Makes me want to give Mohammed a golden shower.
I mean it's no wonder why the West is causing nice young men* to become terrorists.
Can you imagine being caught in a Lacuna of Perpetual Bouncy Castle Sales?
First guy's head you'd cut off would be your boss, followed by all the crazed screaming Non-Believer kiddies.
*Mom's description. "He was such a nice boy... They blow up so soon...."
PS The short answer to your quesiton, Tyler, is: "Yes! The Whole fucking World Has Indeed Gone Barking Mad!"
i thought all aspiring dentists were automatically put on terror watch lists
Suffer in silence, choose to make your lot better, or choose to lose with certainty. Off him with no regrets.
If he's a nirvana fan, shouldn't Courtney Love be going into her bunker about now?
these are your neighbors and friends. just like 'us', but not really.
It is funny how jihadists haw no problem buying a one-way airline ticket to jihadi central. If an ordinary guy was to try buying a one-way airline ticket, they would be TSA enemy number one, with a free trip to the lube station.
Sometime ago, several hundred ISIS members fled from Syria, via Turkey, to Libya (all that free oil?). How did they do that? Mass buying of one-way tickets at Turkish Airlines? Clubbing together and running a charter flight with Central International Airlines? Catching a lift on a passing tanker?
I guess it all comes down to the 'Hidden Hand', 'God Works in Mysterious Ways', type of thing that allows these guys to move freely an en-masse.
I would like to see Courtney Love join the Islamic State. She would make a fine prize for a horny jihadist after a tough day of Russian bombing.
Squid-puppets a...: i thought all aspiring dentists were automatically put on terror watch lists
They will now……You know, they didn’t quite ‘fit’ on the soon to collapse capitalist system because they came slightly late.
Is this an island of misfit toys reference?
Escrava IS a misfit toy...
These people should wise up and give rita katz a gun so when she makes these videos under her SITE intelligence banner, which only her organization seems to be able to consistently find, she can shoot them.
p.s. that bouncey house picture is apparently from tabqa. tabqa is an airbase. normally known for their multi story buildings and family living quarters.
I am not surprised, this depraved and sickening incident took place in Germany over New Year and was not mentioned by the MSM because it involved Islamic ‘migrants'......
http://beforeitsnews.com/global-unrest/2016/01/1000-depraved-migrants-ra...
Another reports says about 100 crimes were reported over 5 days, most of which were robbery, and 15 amounted to 'sexual harassment' (whatever that is - maybe persistently asking a woman for money?).
https://z5h64q92x9.net/proxy_u/ru-en.en/tvzvezda.ru/news/vstrane_i_mire/...
You have to be a member of the Swedish FemiNazi groups to claim that sexual harassment is rape.
Sorry deleted repeat post
That last line is comedy gold.
meaning its humour is undervalued by at least half
Or even 200/1?
Yo, bounce, bitch!
Who said that?
"Who the fuck said that? You impress me as the kind of person who'd fuck a goat up the ass and not have the common decency to give it a reach around!"
Not by a long shot. Not into sodomy of any kind, not even with a stunning babe.
Hint to answer: Think Pink man. What's my name?
Smells like teen spirit
Don't marry a bottomless Hole.
-Kurt (from beyond)
There is a lot of evidence out there that Courtney was the one who killed him...They cremated the body in under a week...they were going to get a divorce, you should listen to the private detective she hired...The new police head is talking about opening up the investigation.
I wish I was like you
Easily amused
Find my nest of salt
Everything is my fault
I'll take all the blame
Aqua sea foam shame
Sunburn with freeze burn
Choking on the ashes of her enemy
More like MI-6's latest protege.
ISIS is a western entity, supported by the CIA/MI6 financially and trained by the Israeli Mossad.
Arabs are fucking stupid..they will gladly take Western $$ and kill their own (be they christian, muslim or jewish)
This is why the world is under Talmudic Rule.
Silly goyim
In the Old Testament, the Jews were called to be a nation separate from the other nations, which were all Pagan.
http://www.biblereferenceguide.com/keywords/nations.html
im a khazar and do not care about religon
as someone who wasnt raised religously at all, i now totally understand why us khazars rule over the goy
most of you are fucking stupid and deserve it.
Bullshit! You bow to Lucifer. He makes you do things.
Those terror converts always look like they're stoned out of their gourds.
Captagon...take me away...
Realname FTMFW!!!
"Bouncy castle" is one of my favorite British expressions! I'm also fond of "caravan halt" (i.e. truck stop).
This Spongebob Chopheads guy favourite British expressions I think "spotted dick". Is understand, video talking mouth for ISIS likely involved FAG types Hollywood (Film Actors Guild).
Winnnie The Pooh has turned ISIL, a sad day.
Loser's Cult. Seriously, every fucktard with a shit nowhere job, screwed divorce, business that failed. Can't get laid, fat and stupid - long as they are muzz they got a place in the sun.
And watch TFO if they ever get traction with the porch monkeys. You think we got a Negro Problem now.
Bouncy toy salesman - I guess I can sort of understand this dude being attracted to the dune koon loons.
Well of course silly. Where else is he gonna get 72 diseased tranny goats for doing God's work? Besides Goldman Sachs?
Q. How do you identify a virgin goat in Stan
A. It can still,fart
LOL Good one
Ban Bounce Houses!!!!
My kids will be devastated...but its for their safety. Murika!!!
Ban bath houses???? Whoa, now.
-Barry and Rahm
He probably wanted to fill one of those bouncy castles with propane but couln't figure out how to do it with the parents around.
That's right, the big slide that looks like it had been shat on 200 times by those poor dirty little hairy kids. Holy hell that's funny.
It might make sense to start using Indians as the next bogeymen, there are so many of them that you can put the "burnt" agents right back in India and grab another and nobody will recognize them because they look exactly like 20,000 other people.
This can save the US on salary costs, assassination costs and plastic surgeries. If our .gov is going to create Jihadi Johns they better do it cheap damn it! And give those kids some fix-a-flat because they are not getting another damn slide for their goat herder disneyland!
You cannot make this stuff up!
shit holes for eye sockets, ever notice?
I didn't downvote you but I can't say I've seen that. I am just joking, I think that everybody is fair game in comedy and in all actuality they are hairy. Maybe not when they are little...but eventually. There are also a shit ton of Indians and good luck finding Waldo in that country.
That slide makes me feel like I am going to get hepatitis or marbug just from looking at it.
I have always hated clowns - I wonder if John Wayne Gacy also had a bouncy castle.
Dunno....but I am sure the "King of Pop" probably did.
"a people who love death the way that you love your life."
As I've always maintained a good muslim is a dead muslim.
I like little goats...that wear desert camouflage and point.
they're tasty.
(its starting to get a little weird in here.)
haha! Sounds like W.C. Fields." I love children...Medium- rare."