Sudden Massive Buyer Appears As Apple Breaks $100
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01/11/2016 - 07:36
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Tim Cook is that you?
I will start buying Apple products only when they ditch all this iCrap and start making (in the USA) shovels or, better yet, PITCHFORKS! ;-)
Looney
Tim Cock is having to call in a few male favours here.
GO Long anal dueches.
iDouche?
Is that an upgrade over the iProbe/iPlug platforms?
IPooP, a social media generated rating of every public tiolet in the WORLD! Now that would be a useful Apple product. Traveling Moms the world over would thank them!
Or simply, SHITTER.COM
lol....how bout I-SHITUNOT.COM.....
Tim has a few tricks up his sleeve...
Miserable fat Belgian Bastards! Again!
I have an original Apple II and an original Mac that I've modified a lot over the years. Apple turned into hipster crap with the iPod and want Nazi in their lock-in. IBM as been dieing for 15 years and is finally going terminal. That is Apples future......
I'm a fan of their computers, more so because I hate windows and Linux doesn't run programs I use. I've had 2 macbooks that lasted 8 years between them. In the middle of the 2 macs I had windows laptops that lasted a year each.
My windoze Dell PC is 10 years old and running like new still on XP. I replaced the hard drive with a SSD and its faster than when I first got it.
I have an 8yo dell that has a new hard drive and memory and upgraded to windows 7, it still gets the job done but is definitely getting slower putting up web pages. Helped my nephew bring up a raspberry Pi project this last week running some form of Linux. For such a small unit it was faster then the old dell, pretty cool for $40.
I just put Linux (Ubuntu 14.04) onto a Chromebook that I bought new for $95 last month. Pretty cool little solid state laptop for $95. I put LibreOffice (does everything that Microsoft Office does - for free) on it and it works great.
The bottleneck is your hard drive. Get an SSD along with at least 4GB of memory.
Yeah (writing this on a Macbook Pro, solid state drive), all of my PCs have been way more dependable than my Macs. I still use a seven year old netbook PC for some things. It's a great little machine. I've had to have my Mac motherboard replaced as it fried after 9 months.
Apple should get into the console gaming business. That's about the only obvious market I can think of that they're missing right now.
Except for Opium & crude oil, & nat gas, of course...
Their best and last bet is an i-wife. At least 100 million sales guaranteed in China on the first day of release...
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploads18/femaleRobotPrototypeJapan14269121811170863201283275892.jpg
Or maybe the old lizard I-con
Fanboys will never give up on the i-mothership.
When is the iMothership supposed to be completed, anyway? We can all don Nikes, drink the kool-aid, and go to Hale-Bopp, dancing like hipster Millennials.
Apple products suck
over rated crap that breaks and you can't change batteries
garbage
Cuz .gov doesnt want you to go off their grid.
http://miami.cbslocal.com/2016/01/05/new-iphone-feature-can-drive-bill-up/
It's not a bug, it's a feature.
New iPhone 7 connector will attach directly to your wallet.
Apple is eliminating the headphone jack because everyone wants more battery drain and WiFi is sooo high fidelity.
Having wireless signals blasting by your ear and crotch is also SO GOOD for your health! Small wonder the hands up Cook's ass also run the killer pharmaceutical industry and attached sick-care centers.
Aggregate profits (and control over miserable lives) should be lookin' UP! BTFD Motherfuckers!
I'll give you a hint who it is: when she's not printing fiat, she's baking you cookies.
Nuland ?
Martha Stewart?
Abby Brewster?
Kaitlin Jenner?
HEY!!
Aunt Jemima?
Better than Uncle Ben's, but not quite on par with Niggerhead Oysters.
Betty Croc-O-Shit?
dont think this matters much as 100 has been genuinely breached..last Aug when it happened it wasnt as official during that flash-like event - the technical psyche here is bigger...
rally round the star spangled WS beanstalk !
Look at any five year chart, and if it doesn't look like a head and shoulders in the making, I don't know what does.
Too much dandruff to discern the head from the shoulders.
Roger that. Next stop, 50
With one swell foop the Fed/PPT uses taxpayer $$$ to support the 'market' (and the SNB too)
Or maybe the SNB wanted to average-in a little more?
That line at $100 is being defeneded like the last Citadel.
I was in a Morg-Stn office this morning-all were watching Apple and Jim Cramer. What could go wrong?
I'm sorry you had to be there and you had to witness that. You need to cleanse your spirt now.