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Sudden Massive Buyer Appears As Apple Breaks $100

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Is Tim Cook in the house? Or is The SNB doubling down?

 

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Wed, 01/06/2016 - 15:25 | 7006284 Squid Viscous
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heard Cramer on Sirius premarket (before I could reach for the channel knob) blame the whole move on NK nuke test, ergo it's overdone... what a tool

Wed, 01/06/2016 - 15:26 | 7006289 huggy_in_london
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Sitting in a supposedly professional shop watching jim cramer is like visiting your surgeon and seeing him watching General Hospital ....

Wed, 01/06/2016 - 15:25 | 7006285 orangegeek
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largest AAPL revenue generator - iphone

 

iphone share shrinking for 4 years and counting

 

couldn't see this coming, but I still didn't trade this gadget trash with central banks acting role of market maker and buying  up dogshit like AAPL for some MSM window dressing.

 

FUCK YOU TIM COCK!!!

 

Wed, 01/06/2016 - 16:08 | 7006553 falak pema
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what happened to Reggie Middleton?

Wed, 01/06/2016 - 16:16 | 7006597 ThanksChump
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Shh!

Wed, 01/06/2016 - 16:27 | 7006672 Panafrican Funk...
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Depending on how aggressively he positioned his Google play, he mighta retired.

Wed, 01/06/2016 - 15:28 | 7006301 R.R.Raskolnikov
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The only thing that I have from Apple is an iPut-option expiring in 2018. No problem, I have plenty of time. Btw Jan. 25 is an earnings relase. We will see then.

Wed, 01/06/2016 - 15:31 | 7006314 803Mastiff
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$200 Billion in cash to mop up the blood of an Apple that popped its cherry.

At a company in another life we would call out "Mr Cook is on the line 1" if we had thief in the building.... the gals would get nervous and say "there's a Crook on the line"

 

 

Wed, 01/06/2016 - 15:34 | 7006342 Soul Glow
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Tim does love his buybacks.

Wed, 01/06/2016 - 15:38 | 7006374 Squid Viscous
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Buyback Mountain, the sequel

Wed, 01/06/2016 - 15:40 | 7006402 herkomilchen
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Difference is he doesn't borrow to do it.  He's actually returning unproductive cash to shareholders.

Wed, 01/06/2016 - 23:21 | 7008903 Abbie Normal
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So issuing billions in bonds to fund stock buybacks isn't considered borrowing anymore?

They can't touch that $200B overseas without paying US taxes on it first.

Wed, 01/06/2016 - 20:31 | 7007944 BlussMann
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Or is that "barebacks" ?

Wed, 01/06/2016 - 15:35 | 7006355 Squid Viscous
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"Kick save, and a beauty!"

Perv Albert

Wed, 01/06/2016 - 15:36 | 7006359 sun tzu
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Massive share buybax. BTFD

Wed, 01/06/2016 - 15:40 | 7006396 NotApplicable
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Franc cost averaging.

Wed, 01/06/2016 - 15:42 | 7006415 WTFUD
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It's not so much the Product hype it's the people who utilise the products who irritate me. Same goes for Fecesbook and Twatterwit.

If i booked a table for dinner and my guest placed the products on top of the table i would immediately ask for the billet and wish them good luck in their lives.

Wed, 01/06/2016 - 15:55 | 7006474 Palladin
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Spotted, a new product from Apple.

Scheduled to be released in the second quarter of 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTsgazv-kkI

 

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Wed, 01/06/2016 - 16:04 | 7006522 Dude-dude
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But Obama wanted fingerprint recognition on guns and that iPhone just had the old button!  LMAO

Wed, 01/06/2016 - 16:05 | 7006529 Z_End
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Either Apple buyback or Ichan loading up.

Wed, 01/06/2016 - 16:08 | 7006539 yogibear
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William Dudley of, the NY Fed, told his big banks to buy Apple and support the NASDAQ.

Rigged markets indeed.

We will have free markets only when the Federal Reserve loses control of a falling dollar.

 

 

 

Wed, 01/06/2016 - 16:09 | 7006559 Bear
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Tim Cook my ass ... How do you spell F.E.D

Wed, 01/06/2016 - 16:09 | 7006561 Mr. Bystander
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Elon Musk loading up on shares of the company about to purchase his. Come one sheeple.

Wed, 01/06/2016 - 16:13 | 7006580 Bear
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This market is FANG-Borne ... as in Dangerous Forest

Wed, 01/06/2016 - 16:14 | 7006592 franzpick
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Today's 99.87 low filled the Oct. '14 gap at 100: now AAPL fans will buy it all the way to filling its April '14 gap at 76:

http://bigcharts.marketwatch.com/quickchart/quickchart.asp?symb=Aapl&ins...

Wed, 01/06/2016 - 16:36 | 7006752 Zero-Hegemon
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His initials were P.P.T.

Wed, 01/06/2016 - 17:13 | 7006975 samuel.dorfman
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I've been short Apple since it was at 125. Have been called deranged, moronic, delusional, and ignorant. THAT is the fundamental problem with todays market. People are sheep, only the shepard's profit. 

 

 

 

Wed, 01/06/2016 - 18:41 | 7007422 I AM SULLY
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Apple is a cult and it has a cult following.

So, when the stock gets to 10 ... fuck ... I might by 20 shares.

Wed, 01/06/2016 - 18:52 | 7007468 The worst trader
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30 points more and it will be where it split before the what?  I watch. Lmfao 

Wed, 01/06/2016 - 19:37 | 7007660 xtaxpayer
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Love my Macbook pro.  Way better than windows.  That being said, I would never buy an iphone or most of the proprietary products Apple sells other than a Macbook.  And I bought my Macbook from Apple's refurb website.  I would never want to pay their outrageous prices. 

Apple customers are the real problem.  They have proven they will pay any price for an Apple product.  $650 for an iphone that does not even stay on a full day?  You cannot upgrade or change the battery!  You have to be nickled and dimed for each gig of cheap memory that these pigs charge outrageous prices for!  

I do not know Tim Cook but what I do know is that the last time Apple went without their founder for too many years they almost went belly up.  Jobs had to rescue them by coming back.  Well it has been many years since his death and they are slipping again.  Jobs would never release this substandard product.  They are living on borrowed time, coasting on inertia from Steve Jobs.

All you die hard Apple stock buyers just keep piling in!  It is a buying opportunity.  You deserve whatever happens.   

Wed, 01/06/2016 - 23:27 | 7008933 Abbie Normal
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The average savings at their refurb site is only 10-20%, not nearly worth the depreciation on a used or returned unit.  Better off checking craigslist, especially near college towns for desperate students selling their almost-new macbooks for half price or less.

Wed, 01/06/2016 - 19:37 | 7007661 xtaxpayer
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Love my Macbook pro.  Way better than windows.  That being said, I would never buy an iphone or most of the proprietary products Apple sells other than a Macbook.  And I bought my Macbook from Apple's refurb website.  I would never want to pay their outrageous prices. 

Apple customers are the real problem.  They have proven they will pay any price for an Apple product.  $650 for an iphone that does not even stay on a full day?  You cannot upgrade or change the battery!  You have to be nickled and dimed for each gig of cheap memory that these pigs charge outrageous prices for!  

I do not know Tim Cook but what I do know is that the last time Apple went without their founder for too many years they almost went belly up.  Jobs had to rescue them by coming back.  Well it has been many years since his death and they are slipping again.  Jobs would never release this substandard product.  They are living on borrowed time, coasting on inertia from Steve Jobs.

All you die hard Apple stock buyers just keep piling in!  It is a buying opportunity.  You deserve whatever happens.   

Wed, 01/06/2016 - 19:43 | 7007698 VW Nerd
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Apple stock is Cooked....

Wed, 01/06/2016 - 19:52 | 7007746 83_vf_1100_c
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I'll go long on APL when the iBlowJob is released. pun intended

Thu, 01/07/2016 - 10:05 | 7010742 Hope Copy
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So Apple is getting 'monitorized' with Fed debt.  This actually is just another form of what will end up as being communism, but with all the cronies in place.

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