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[Muse minus Time]

Off topic but too funny dumbed down Americans, interviewed on Jimmy Kimmel re: N. Korea Bomb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7ETO45ClYU

[nmewn]

(crackling mic accompanied by alarms in the background) 

"Wall Street tower...Wall Street tower...this is Keynes Flight 13 again, Lt.Yellen the navigator speaking. Captain Bernanke and co-pilot Draghi broke the cockpit window and bailed out somewhere over the Atlantic but I haven't informed the passengers...yet. We're now on final approach, runway 401k with a strong easterly crosswind but I'm not seeing any runway lights down there tower. AGAIN we only have one engine at .25% power so I only have one shot at this.

Over.

(crackling mic, twice)

"Wall Street tower do you read me?"

To be continued ;-)

[Wulfkind]

Barack Obama:  "Can you fly this plane and safely land it?"

Mr. Yellen:  "Surely you can't be serious !"

Barack Obama:  "I am serious.  And don't call me Shirley."

[CheapBastard]

"No one saw this coming."

[Shadow1275]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDAmPIq29ro

[Kreditanstalt]

The 3:30 ramp underway 

[JimmyRainbow]

i want gold

[Soul Glow]

lol

[Muse minus Time]

Sneaky NEO-CONS lifted one Russian sanction in 2016 spending bill:

http://www.popsci.com/congress-moves-to-lift-ban-on-russian-rocket-engines

http://landdestroyer.blogspot.com/2016/01/washington-quietly-lifts-sanct...

[silverer]

Now the Russians can double the price.

[alphahammer]

And Elon will call out the dunces in Congress for paying double -- AKA "career ending" political move...

[GRDguy]

With apologies to the movie Roadhouse;

All right. Who's gonna tell me what the hell happened here? I didn't see nothing. - You see anything, Pete?  - No, I didn't see anything. You see anything, Red? I didn't see nothing. Not a thing. You see anything, Tinker? A bear fell on me.

[Lorca's Novena]

Yellen, the 'Double Douche"

"well pick him up!!!"

[Muse minus Time]

William, I so enjoy your works!  Fleece Navidad gifts revealed...can hardly wait for 2/8/16 - Year of the Monkey gifts!!! (current Chinese New Year ending looks like Slaughter of the Sheep)

[besnook]

i guess i picked the wrong time to quit smoking phatties.

[GhostOfDiogenes]

I moved to budder and shatter. I am exceptional now. (/duck face)

[ALANBEEKMAN]

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and predict the

next 1/4% interest rate hike won't be anytime soon....

[Nobody For President]

Raise rates again old Yellen - the economy can take it.

(The 'markets' - not so much.)

[silverer]

Fed's left them up this long on purpose, to gather data, so they know exactly what kind of damage rate hikes produce.  After this short experiment, they will put their best and brightest on the job to see how they can attentuate fallout damage (codify the next set of Ponzi guidelines), then they can (hopefully) hold the fort when they try again next time to raise rates.

[Grandad Grumps]

Mirror images ...

[Osmium]

Relax, PPT has got this.

[Solio]

Theft by any word is still theft.

[Hitlery_4_Dictator]

Raise those rates, the economy is strong. Get er done bitch. 

[YouThePeople]

She needs a duckbill to complete the farce.

[toadold]

I wonder how Hillary's son-in-law the hedge fund manager is doing this morning. 

Weather today dry no lube.

[zipit]

Con Ed is warning of a brown out, too.

[conscious being]

Is that from Psycho?

[Reaper]

Her old witch's brew boiled over.

[Jstanley011]

"And buy the di... di... di..."

[gmak]

William and Andy Warhol. Genius.

[ThrowAwayYourTV]

What a riot! When I clicked on the link and saw the img of Old Yellen, the first thing I thought of was one of those blow up dummies that you punched and kicked and it "sometimes" would pop back up but most of the time didn't.

[blindman]

is that mrs. hillary wanka

BREAKING DOWN 'Mrs. Watanabe'?

[overmedicatedun...]

jews in general never make mistakes..so any outcome is what was planned..

that we see the outcome as bad, is well our small minds..

old jewish women cannot make mistakes just ask them.

[overmedicatedun...]

for that red arrow idiot: alan, ben, janet, not one has said the FED policy was in error over what 40 yrs..so they see what we see, but they have goals we do not. Fed is to protect the banks, thru bail outs, qe and tarp, pay attention.

and yes they are ALL jews.

[Kefeer]

Apparently someone did not understand the sarcasm.

[The best Sun]

My sons goldfish are smarter than her.
And a lot more like-able.
The things you see when you don't have a sykes-fairburn handy.

[NoPension]

Her specialty is talking for extended periods of time, and not saying a fucking word that you can hang your hat on.
I've listened to her blab on, and then think " what did she just say?"

It's an art. Politicians are good at it.

[optimator]

Reminds me of the classic

"My accomplishments as Secretary of State? Well, I'm glad you asked! My proudest accomplishment, in which I take the most pride, mostly because of the opposition it faced early on, you know… the remnants of prior situations and mindsets that were too narrowly focused in a manner whereby they may have overlooked the bigger picture and we didn't do that and I'm proud of that. Very proud. I would say that's a major accomplishment."

[overmedicatedun...]

no, you do a disservice to alan and ben..they showed the way for janet.

[Doppelganger71]

Hey Yellbitch, open mouth, insert d--k lol...............................

[buzzsaw99]

oh god looking at that just made me think of a yellen blow up sex doll. mind bleach, quick!

[Skiprrrdog]

You think thats bad... think of a Hillary and Janet sandwich... and you are the meat...

[Wulfkind]

My dick shrank so fast I now have a 8 inch belly button.

Ok....6 1/2 inches.  Leave me alone.

[Dr. Spin]

She's so short, when people start throwing things at her, it will be easier for her to hide behind her gigantic desk. 

Notice the BIG eyes?  There are BIG eyes all over the place this morning.  50/50 chance this correction will extend...

I hear popping sounds in the kitchen,,,

Spoctor Din

[buzzsaw99]

her depends are data dependent

[OneTinTrooper]

The abyss is awash with oil and dry bulk ships.  Time to light things up.

[Dead Canary]

Ooo... I've got marshmallows!

[dogfish]

Poor Yellen,thought she was Ben.

[J Jason Djfmam]

She can't chew hides anymore.

Time for the long walk out on the ice.

[Dead Canary]

Nope. Ben's prettier.

(I just threw up in my mind)