Saturday Humor: Kim Jong-Un Watches North Korean Submarine Launch Missile

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With North and South Korea "on the brink of war" following Pyongyang's "successful" H-bomb test and the resumption of anti-Kim propaganda broadcasts across the DMZ, the young Supreme Leader is keen on demonstrating his country's military prowess.

Below, find a video which purports to show a fedora-donning Kim watching a North Korean submarine launch a missile. To truly appreciate why this may be the most epic 28-second clip ever recorded, make sure to watch it with the sound turned up.

By the way, Friday was Kim's birthday.

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Sat, 01/09/2016 - 21:04 | 7023848 Automatic Choke
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you can say that again.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:11 | 7023484 beijing expat
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All it means is that they can't be attacked. I'm in Seoul now. Nobody seems to care.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 21:05 | 7023850 Automatic Choke
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you can say that again.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:11 | 7023486 knukles
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Lurch oughta send him a Hello Kitty Vibrator as a Piece Offering

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:27 | 7023539 Yen Cross
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 What's left of the LEFT'ist, Imported Swedish seafood?

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:12 | 7023489 HopefulCynic
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Like the movies of the 50's of the US

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:13 | 7023490 SloMoe
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"watch it with the sound turned up"

The ending was pretty funny: "doe chee na Ha Ha!!!"

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:13 | 7023492 rsnoble
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Chop Suey Ginsu!

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:13 | 7023494 gatorengineer
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They keep going Old Yeller will have a surprise 0.25 percent raise this month and really monkey hammer their chinese masters....

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:16 | 7023505 nevertheless
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This is the guy the neocons and the zionist neoliberlas want us to fear? I am far more scared of who is controlling our corrupt government than I am Kim Jong Un, Sorry Jewish media and zionist Hollywood, no matter how much you want me to be scared on North Korea, I am not. 

 

 

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:47 | 7023508 Ms No
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China doesn't care or they would put crazy fatty in his place.  East meets West in the North Korea vs South Korea dispute as most here know.  Last I saw the US had like 15 military bases in S. Korea.  Whatever the actual number is it is significant and just like Russia in the Ukraine debacle China isn't to confortable with Uncle Sam screwing around it it's sphere of influence so they counter it with Mr. Bat Shit Crazy. 

If anything happens they will fight it out by proxy unless WWIII goes full bore.  Right now China is enjoying posturing through this lunatic, it's rather entertaining actually, unless your one of the people being bombarded by pop music.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:52 | 7023643 Ms No
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Come on downvoters lets use some critical thinking skills.  Or do you just want to believe that everything is as simple as your government tells you.  I think a woman named Anne Applebaum said it best and the counter arguments against her fell apart.  Proxies are in action everywhere.

"By permitting North Korea to rattle its sabers, the Chinese can monitor President Obama’s reaction to a military threat — without having to deploy a threat themselves. They can see how serious the new American administration is about controlling the spread of nuclear weapons — without having to risk sanctions or international condemnation of their own nuclear industry. They can distract and disturb the new administration — without harming Chinese American economic relations, which are crucial to their own regime’s stability. And if the game goes badly, they can call it off altogether. North Korea is a puppet state, and the Chinese are the puppeteers. They could end this farce tomorrow. If they haven’t done so yet, there must be a reason."

http://www.undispatch.com/why-china-wouldn%E2%80%99t-want-to-encourage-a-north-korea-proxy-war/

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 20:47 | 7023789 besnook
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exactly. north korea is the most important real estate in the area. south korea is a stagung logistic center for the west and north korea is china's buffer zone. what a lot of people aren't aware of is the unification effort led by china to kick the west out of south korea. as south korea becomes more and more dependent upon china trade china will have more and more leverage on the peninsula. the prize is all the cheap labor possibly available in the north for the benefit of samsung and hyundai and the others.

i made a crack about the conservatives in japan wanting to use their new constitution to confront north korea(the rest of the japanese don't agree) and got downvoted for it. it shows how much westerners know about the ancient dynamic being played out here. the koreans have historically been the niggers of eastasia, between the chinese and japanese. (the flips are the niggers of all of asia.lol)

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:18 | 7023509 NubianSundance
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North Korea has a million troops on the border. Seoul is only 35 miles away. Might be an idea to tone down the rhetoric an itsy bitsy bit.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 20:39 | 7023763 Yen Cross
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 You're an smart person

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:17 | 7023512 Scooby Dooby Doo
Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:51 | 7023636 will ling
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wish i had the analytical skills to say one way or another. if real, ain't good news.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:19 | 7023516 WTFUD
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No matter how much it costs the USSofA should try wrestling Kim to head up their government. The lack of quality in Vichy DC politics is evident that Hildebeast Clinton could be next in line.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:21 | 7023520 Aussiekiwi
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Frigging hilarious with the sound up. Would love an English translation.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:21 | 7023522 Buster Cherry
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Off-Topic, but here goes regardless....

The Houston Texans owe the citizens of Houston, the entire cost f the construction of NRG Stadium and maintenance, current and future. They also need to make good on the 50 million ass fucking we took from the Houston Oilers (now Titans) for Domed Statium improvements we were extorted into paying with the understanding they would remain in Houston.

This city has been embarrassed by its pro football teams since 1963 and enough is enough. These steroid jockeys need to pay the fucking price for failure.

 

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:28 | 7023537 GhostOfDiogenes
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Texas is a christian zionist state.

christians are natural cucks.

Beowulf: We men are the monsters now. The time of heroes is dead, Wiglaf - the Christ God has killed it, leaving humankind with nothing but weeping martyrs, fear, and shame.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:36 | 7023574 SgtShaftoe
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Well, they have freeways and airports named after disgusting war criminals.  There is certainly a lot of legislation of morality and other bullshit.  I can't really stand the place myself. It's a pretty hypocritcal place. 

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 20:12 | 7023693 nmewn
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Yeah, kinda like Mt Obama on Antigua, I scratched that island right off the ole bucket list of places to visit.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 20:33 | 7023746 Buster Cherry
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Meh.

Got a job here that pays the bills. Embarrassed by the former mayor, probably will be by the new one and especially by the team. Once the weekend place is paid off, I will be leaving it.

At least it aint Austin

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 20:20 | 7023713 Buster Cherry
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I get the Bush Airport, but which freeway do you refer to?

Not challenging you, just curious.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 20:02 | 7023665 Buster Cherry
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The sergeant made some observations about the city itself that are factual, but not insulting to our citizenry. Not sure why the drift from the football subject though. Please say anything you want about that disgraceful display in front of their own city in the stadium we're footing fhe bill on.

I saw the helicopter  shot of the NRG stadium and there was the old Domed Stadium...STILL STANDING though we voted years ago to tear it down.

Your observations were .....dirty.....

Texas is a great state. And I am grateful that Christ made.his sacrifice for me AND you.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:22 | 7023523 TurnwiseWiddershins
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I've launched bigger rockets than that in my backyard.  Next please.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:57 | 7023567 nmewn
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Sea level camera shot doesn't match the camera shot from shore up on the hill (watch for the main booster to fire in the hill shot, it doesn't) so two different rocket launches.

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Wut?

The background topography is wrong too (mountains in the background at sea level) as well as, there are no ships seen in the water from the hill, ya know...like the one Kim is supposedly standing on while watching, ya know..."the launch"...lmao!

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:28 | 7023528 Yen Cross
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  Rape me!

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:27 | 7023540 nmewn
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lol...epic fail...lmao!

One would have thought the commies would be better at photo shop by now.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:31 | 7023555 Yen Cross
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 The village idiot " Lefties" make me laugh.

 Paging Barbara Striesand.  lol

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:29 | 7023547 EmeraldWI
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The people of Bikini Island must have thought of the U.S. much the same as the U.S. perceives N. Korea. However it is not surprising that Reagan worshipers break faith and deny MAD mentality. But then again like the Reagan Admin. we won't know our new N. Korean policy until it is dictated by defense contractors, big oil and big banks.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:33 | 7023563 SgtShaftoe
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Anyone speak Korean to provide us all a translation for the sheer hilarity of it?

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:36 | 7023576 Baldrick
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sure ...

"ggggooooooooaaaaaallllllll!!!!!!"

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:36 | 7023578 Lumberjack
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Was he hanging out with that spoiled rich kid that took off to Mexico?

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:37 | 7023582 Peak Finance
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Fucking ZH sometimes

Most free-thinking people I know and they still buy the anti-north korean bullshit

Here is a clue, guess who is only one of three countries in the world without a Jewish-Controled Central Bank? 

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 20:04 | 7023672 Raul44
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I never thought about Kim posts as being "anti" or hateful. More like for humor.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:38 | 7023586 besnook
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the rising sun flash at the end was epic. the japanese conservatives can't wait to send one their way and teach those north koreans the lessons they should have learned from the first half of the twentieth century.  i hear north korean comfort girls are pretty hot.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:40 | 7023592 wmbz
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'Lil Kim needs to go blow up that huge fucking ugly hotel they never finished.  Then re-build it.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:45 | 7023612 markar
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Launch porn for lil Kimmy. Probably jerked off and came in that 20 seconds.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:47 | 7023622 - - - - - -
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Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:48 | 7023626 CAPT DRAKE
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Sorry, MSM et al.  Not even a little bit afraid of North Korea.  Much more concerned about the corruption in our own government.  

A place that I visit often, South Korea, is moving towards China in a big way.   SK knows who will protect them from harm, and it aint the US.  

Regarding those US military bases in South Korea, do you know that the US has over 1,000 bases of various sizes around the world.   China has one overseas military base.   China sees the US as a bloodthirsty war state unable to handle peace even for a few months, let alone a few years.   China fears the neocons and is making moves to ensure that there will never be a government change forced on them.       

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 20:30 | 7023739 Flybyknight
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This article supports your view and i do too

http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article43891.htm

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:55 | 7023648 Able Ape
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Oh NO!  The dreaded North Korean "Hello Kitty" missile....

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 20:00 | 7023663 FredFlintstone
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That's one ugly mutherfucker. He must have banned mirrors there.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 20:12 | 7023694 the grateful un...
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he doesn't look like a guy with erectile dysfunction, oh wait that isn't donald trump. wrong article

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 20:19 | 7023711 Omega_Man
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he's right, western leaders are jealous of him 

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 20:23 | 7023721 Jurgster
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Apparently, Korea means "Chosen". So, was Jesus Korean? http://wp.me/p4OZ4v-cw

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 20:41 | 7023734 Yen Cross
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Pin-HEADS<> r .US

 I crawl my 50 year old carcass out of bed every morning,

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 20:30 | 7023735 Buster Cherry
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I rather enjoyed the epic sounding music and the emotionally charged announcer.

He reminded me of the guy reporting the Hindenburg disaster.

 

That sub looked like a 1957 Nautilus.

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