Saturday Humor: Kim Jong-Un Watches North Korean Submarine Launch Missile

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With North and South Korea "on the brink of war" following Pyongyang's "successful" H-bomb test and the resumption of anti-Kim propaganda broadcasts across the DMZ, the young Supreme Leader is keen on demonstrating his country's military prowess.

Below, find a video which purports to show a fedora-donning Kim watching a North Korean submarine launch a missile. To truly appreciate why this may be the most epic 28-second clip ever recorded, make sure to watch it with the sound turned up.

By the way, Friday was Kim's birthday.

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Sat, 01/09/2016 - 20:51 | 7023803 mvsjcl
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Range-Only Radar? You didn't happen to be in 3rd LAAM Batallion, did you? Charlie battery, oorah!

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 23:02 | 7024200 Baby Bladeface
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Range-Only-Radar is not. And is ROR expression the laughter heartily glorious leader DPRK patriotic pride exudes vigourously.

"Did it for the lulz" Kim Jong-Eun not to say and to say "did it for the rurz" corresponding to local dialect DPRK.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:07 | 7023463 PrimalScream
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I guess they posted the photo of Kim Jong-Bomb and the sub - just to prove that the submarine is still afloat.

I suppose that stands to reason, after the heavy Tub of ballast was removed from the ship  :-)

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:07 | 7023464 Truth Eater
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Nice.  They just put a warrant on their own subs which will be mysteriously lost at sea when they approach the US coast.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:08 | 7023468 GhostOfDiogenes
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lil Kim reminds me of the Trump.

Large ego aka egomaniac.
Got power from daddy.
Narcissistic.
Good with brainwashed crowds.
Ladies men (pay for play)
Snappy dressers.

Lil kim still has his hair tho. And doesn't kiss jew ass during speeches or try to sound like them when he talks.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:18 | 7023513 nevertheless
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And still a better leader than Bush and Obama combined. 

 

God why can't we elect a Putin, the Jews would never let it happen. 

 

If Trump does get in, and he does work to help the American people, they will absolutley JFK him, and idiot America will stand by and watch. 

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:51 | 7023639 GhostOfDiogenes
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Putin is a jew-his maternal grandmother was a jewess

http://youtu.be/Gax7eg3E49k

Wake up putin tards!

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 21:00 | 7023838 bid the soldier...
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Where in that link does Putin admit being an octaroon?  (quatoroon)

Or is this a new translation of "Quiet Flows The Bullshit"?

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 21:05 | 7023856 GhostOfDiogenes
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Sorry.

Does not follow.

So who do you work for now trolling me?

FBI? State police? NSA?

Just trying find out what your point is, other than to call me out.

(Who ever said anything about octoroon?)

Andy is that you?

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 21:16 | 7023879 Buster Cherry
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So what.

He seems to be doing a bang up job of leading his country on the world stage, regardless of what his lineage may or may not be.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:09 | 7023471 Eurotrash Sorehead
Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:10 | 7023478 NoWayJose
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Ugly sounding language - reminds me of a jack hammer pounding away.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:11 | 7023482 R.R.Raskolnikov
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More missles, more GDP. Perhaps it would be wise to consider export missles to NK?! Then positive GDP could be presented...

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:11 | 7023483 beijing expat
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All it means is that they can't be attacked. I'm in Seoul now. Nobody seems to care.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 21:04 | 7023848 Automatic Choke
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you can say that again.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:11 | 7023484 beijing expat
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All it means is that they can't be attacked. I'm in Seoul now. Nobody seems to care.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 21:05 | 7023850 Automatic Choke
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you can say that again.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:11 | 7023486 knukles
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Lurch oughta send him a Hello Kitty Vibrator as a Piece Offering

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:27 | 7023539 Yen Cross
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 What's left of the LEFT'ist, Imported Swedish seafood?

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:12 | 7023489 HopefulCynic
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Like the movies of the 50's of the US

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:13 | 7023490 SloMoe
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"watch it with the sound turned up"

The ending was pretty funny: "doe chee na Ha Ha!!!"

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:13 | 7023492 rsnoble
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Chop Suey Ginsu!

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:13 | 7023494 gatorengineer
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They keep going Old Yeller will have a surprise 0.25 percent raise this month and really monkey hammer their chinese masters....

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 22:02 | 7023505 nevertheless
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This is the guy the neocons and the zionist neo-liberals want us to fear? I am far more scared of those who control our corrupt government, than I am Kim Jong Un, Sorry Jewish media and zionist Hollywood, no matter how much you want me to be scared of North Korea, I am not. 

 

Make another movie about killing a foreign leader, but this time make it Benny "The Butcher" Netanyahu!

 

 

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:47 | 7023508 Ms No
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China doesn't care or they would put crazy fatty in his place.  East meets West in the North Korea vs South Korea dispute as most here know.  Last I saw the US had like 15 military bases in S. Korea.  Whatever the actual number is it is significant and just like Russia in the Ukraine debacle China isn't to confortable with Uncle Sam screwing around it it's sphere of influence so they counter it with Mr. Bat Shit Crazy. 

If anything happens they will fight it out by proxy unless WWIII goes full bore.  Right now China is enjoying posturing through this lunatic, it's rather entertaining actually, unless your one of the people being bombarded by pop music.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:52 | 7023643 Ms No
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Come on downvoters lets use some critical thinking skills.  Or do you just want to believe that everything is as simple as your government tells you.  I think a woman named Anne Applebaum said it best and the counter arguments against her fell apart.  Proxies are in action everywhere.

"By permitting North Korea to rattle its sabers, the Chinese can monitor President Obama’s reaction to a military threat — without having to deploy a threat themselves. They can see how serious the new American administration is about controlling the spread of nuclear weapons — without having to risk sanctions or international condemnation of their own nuclear industry. They can distract and disturb the new administration — without harming Chinese American economic relations, which are crucial to their own regime’s stability. And if the game goes badly, they can call it off altogether. North Korea is a puppet state, and the Chinese are the puppeteers. They could end this farce tomorrow. If they haven’t done so yet, there must be a reason."

http://www.undispatch.com/why-china-wouldn%E2%80%99t-want-to-encourage-a-north-korea-proxy-war/

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 23:26 | 7024257 BarkingCat
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I down voted your previous post for calling fat Kim "bat shit crazy".

Obama and his henchmen (and henchbitch)  are fucking up the Middle East, sold guns to violent Mexican drug organizations but Kim is the crazy one???

In contrast he is extremely sane.

Sun, 01/10/2016 - 01:14 | 7024436 Ms No
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I am not making a comparison between Kim's bat shit crazy and Obama's bat shit crazy.  They are all bat shit, it seems that puppet masters prefer their vassal state leaders to be that way.  As far as puppets go I would take Kim Nuttier Than Squirrel Shit over Skin Kittens Alive Erdogan or the House of SodomyArabia any day.  Kim is a monster but at least he is funny sometimes. 

The problem is that people get stuck in old Neocon and Neoliberal memes that have no basis in reality.  People like it simple when that's all they can understand.  The US .gov even admitted that North Korea was a "communist" vassel during the Korean war.  People are dying to believe the .gov meme and don't seem to notice much when the narrative changes. 

 

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 20:47 | 7023789 besnook
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exactly. north korea is the most important real estate in the area. south korea is a stagung logistic center for the west and north korea is china's buffer zone. what a lot of people aren't aware of is the unification effort led by china to kick the west out of south korea. as south korea becomes more and more dependent upon china trade china will have more and more leverage on the peninsula. the prize is all the cheap labor possibly available in the north for the benefit of samsung and hyundai and the others.

i made a crack about the conservatives in japan wanting to use their new constitution to confront north korea(the rest of the japanese don't agree) and got downvoted for it. it shows how much westerners know about the ancient dynamic being played out here. the koreans have historically been the niggers of eastasia, between the chinese and japanese. (the flips are the niggers of all of asia.lol)

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:18 | 7023509 NubianSundance
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North Korea has a million troops on the border. Seoul is only 35 miles away. Might be an idea to tone down the rhetoric an itsy bitsy bit.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 20:39 | 7023763 Yen Cross
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 You're an smart person

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:17 | 7023512 Scooby Dooby Doo
Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:51 | 7023636 will ling
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wish i had the analytical skills to say one way or another. if real, ain't good news.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:19 | 7023516 WTFUD
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No matter how much it costs the USSofA should try wrestling Kim to head up their government. The lack of quality in Vichy DC politics is evident that Hildebeast Clinton could be next in line.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:21 | 7023520 Aussiekiwi
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Frigging hilarious with the sound up. Would love an English translation.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:21 | 7023522 Buster Cherry
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Off-Topic, but here goes regardless....

The Houston Texans owe the citizens of Houston, the entire cost f the construction of NRG Stadium and maintenance, current and future. They also need to make good on the 50 million ass fucking we took from the Houston Oilers (now Titans) for Domed Statium improvements we were extorted into paying with the understanding they would remain in Houston.

This city has been embarrassed by its pro football teams since 1963 and enough is enough. These steroid jockeys need to pay the fucking price for failure.

 

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:28 | 7023537 GhostOfDiogenes
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Texas is a christian zionist state.

christians are natural cucks.

Beowulf: We men are the monsters now. The time of heroes is dead, Wiglaf - the Christ God has killed it, leaving humankind with nothing but weeping martyrs, fear, and shame.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:36 | 7023574 SgtShaftoe
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Well, they have freeways and airports named after disgusting war criminals.  There is certainly a lot of legislation of morality and other bullshit.  I can't really stand the place myself. It's a pretty hypocritcal place. 

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 20:12 | 7023693 nmewn
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Yeah, kinda like Mt Obama on Antigua, I scratched that island right off the ole bucket list of places to visit.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 20:33 | 7023746 Buster Cherry
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Meh.

Got a job here that pays the bills. Embarrassed by the former mayor, probably will be by the new one and especially by the team. Once the weekend place is paid off, I will be leaving it.

At least it aint Austin

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 20:20 | 7023713 Buster Cherry
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I get the Bush Airport, but which freeway do you refer to?

Not challenging you, just curious.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 20:02 | 7023665 Buster Cherry
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The sergeant made some observations about the city itself that are factual, but not insulting to our citizenry. Not sure why the drift from the football subject though. Please say anything you want about that disgraceful display in front of their own city in the stadium we're footing fhe bill on.

I saw the helicopter  shot of the NRG stadium and there was the old Domed Stadium...STILL STANDING though we voted years ago to tear it down.

Your observations were .....dirty.....

Texas is a great state. And I am grateful that Christ made.his sacrifice for me AND you.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 23:06 | 7024219 12357111317
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Apparently, professional sports is the only thing that's keeping newspapers alive these days.  So all the city newspapers cheerlead the construction of football stadiums, baseball stadiums, basketball stadiums, and even ice hockey stadiums.   These are always a bad deal for the citizens (except Green Packers, which is owned by citizens of Green Bay), and a huge gift of taxpayer dollars to the ultra-elite cliche of professional sports franchise owners.  I saw the Houston NRG stadium on TV tonight, though, and it looks like a nice building,  But I thought, it's too bad that money wasn't spent on the schools instead.  But I guess schools don't keep newspapers alive.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 23:31 | 7024273 BarkingCat
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Stop watching sports. Convince your friends to do the same.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:22 | 7023523 TurnwiseWiddershins
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I've launched bigger rockets than that in my backyard.  Next please.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:57 | 7023567 nmewn
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Sea level camera shot doesn't match the camera shot from shore up on the hill (watch for the main booster to fire in the hill shot, it doesn't) so two different rocket launches.

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Wut?

The background topography is wrong too (mountains in the background at sea level) as well as, there are no ships seen in the water from the hill, ya know...like the one Kim is supposedly standing on while watching, ya know..."the launch"...lmao!

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 22:09 | 7024023 nevadan
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fwiw the hilltop shot looks like the missile is penetrating a cloud layer to me.  Note no ignition flash, instead a glow in the clouds before the rocket comes into view.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:28 | 7023528 Yen Cross
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  Rape me!

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:27 | 7023540 nmewn
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lol...epic fail...lmao!

One would have thought the commies would be better at photo shop by now.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:31 | 7023555 Yen Cross
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 The village idiot " Lefties" make me laugh.

 Paging Barbara Striesand.  lol

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