Saturday Humor: Kim Jong-Un Watches North Korean Submarine Launch Missile

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With North and South Korea "on the brink of war" following Pyongyang's "successful" H-bomb test and the resumption of anti-Kim propaganda broadcasts across the DMZ, the young Supreme Leader is keen on demonstrating his country's military prowess.

Below, find a video which purports to show a fedora-donning Kim watching a North Korean submarine launch a missile. To truly appreciate why this may be the most epic 28-second clip ever recorded, make sure to watch it with the sound turned up.

By the way, Friday was Kim's birthday.

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Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:29 | 7023547 EmeraldWI
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The people of Bikini Island must have thought of the U.S. much the same as the U.S. perceives N. Korea. However it is not surprising that Reagan worshipers break faith and deny MAD mentality. But then again like the Reagan Admin. we won't know our new N. Korean policy until it is dictated by defense contractors, big oil and big banks.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:33 | 7023563 SgtShaftoe
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Anyone speak Korean to provide us all a translation for the sheer hilarity of it?

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:36 | 7023576 Baldrick
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sure ...

"ggggooooooooaaaaaallllllll!!!!!!"

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:36 | 7023578 Lumberjack
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Was he hanging out with that spoiled rich kid that took off to Mexico?

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:37 | 7023582 Peak Finance
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Fucking ZH sometimes

Most free-thinking people I know and they still buy the anti-north korean bullshit

Here is a clue, guess who is only one of three countries in the world without a Jewish-Controled Central Bank? 

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 20:04 | 7023672 Raul44
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I never thought about Kim posts as being "anti" or hateful. More like for humor.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 21:55 | 7023986 Flankspeed60
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So.....being joofree is the only metric that counts - and that trumps all other tyranny?

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:38 | 7023586 besnook
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the rising sun flash at the end was epic. the japanese conservatives can't wait to send one their way and teach those north koreans the lessons they should have learned from the first half of the twentieth century.  i hear north korean comfort girls are pretty hot.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:40 | 7023592 wmbz
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'Lil Kim needs to go blow up that huge fucking ugly hotel they never finished.  Then re-build it.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:45 | 7023612 markar
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Launch porn for lil Kimmy. Probably jerked off and came in that 20 seconds.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:47 | 7023622 - - - - - -
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hansamunida 

kongyooo

kongyooooooooooooo

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:48 | 7023626 CAPT DRAKE
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Sorry, MSM et al.  Not even a little bit afraid of North Korea.  Much more concerned about the corruption in our own government.  

A place that I visit often, South Korea, is moving towards China in a big way.   SK knows who will protect them from harm, and it aint the US.  

Regarding those US military bases in South Korea, do you know that the US has over 1,000 bases of various sizes around the world.   China has one overseas military base.   China sees the US as a bloodthirsty war state unable to handle peace even for a few months, let alone a few years.   China fears the neocons and is making moves to ensure that there will never be a government change forced on them.       

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 20:30 | 7023739 Flybyknight
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This article supports your view and i do too

http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article43891.htm

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 19:55 | 7023648 Able Ape
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Oh NO!  The dreaded North Korean "Hello Kitty" missile....

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 20:00 | 7023663 FredFlintstone
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That's one ugly mutherfucker. He must have banned mirrors there.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 20:12 | 7023694 the grateful un...
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he doesn't look like a guy with erectile dysfunction, oh wait that isn't donald trump. wrong article

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 20:19 | 7023711 Omega_Man
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he's right, western leaders are jealous of him 

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 20:23 | 7023721 Jurgster
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Apparently, Korea means "Chosen". So, was Jesus Korean? http://wp.me/p4OZ4v-cw

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 20:41 | 7023734 Yen Cross
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Pin-HEADS<> r .US

 I crawl my 50 year old carcass out of bed every morning,

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 20:30 | 7023735 Buster Cherry
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I rather enjoyed the epic sounding music and the emotionally charged announcer.

He reminded me of the guy reporting the Hindenburg disaster.

 

That sub looked like a 1957 Nautilus.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 21:12 | 7023871 besnook
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i thought he sounded more like the oxiclean guy. i was looking for a phone number so i could buy some of whatever he was selling.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 21:05 | 7023802 Itchy and Scratchy
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Spawn of Tom Vu: 'Hey there couch potatoes ...Look at me now! I give you no-money seminar!''I tell you all you need to know!' 

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 20:51 | 7023809 Peter Pan
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Vote for Kim Kardashian

Or Kim Jong-Un

Even though he is a bad joke, I suspect he will win over Kim Kardashian

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 21:40 | 7023951 swass
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Wow. After such a truly epic clip, "We are all North Koreans now." Bravo. You have now entered the 1960s!

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 22:22 | 7024070 Sir John Bagot Glubb
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When this little truculent adolescent makes the news, it just encourages him.  

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 22:44 | 7024142 WTFUD
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You talkin' Hillary, Sir J?

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 22:55 | 7024179 Sir John Bagot Glubb
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That works for me!  But calling her adolescent is far too kind.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 22:22 | 7024074 Secret Weapon
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I want that hat.  I want it bad.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 22:27 | 7024095 Sir John Bagot Glubb
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When he runs out of money, he can sell that sex video with he and Rodman On Amazon.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 22:44 | 7024143 ihatebarkingdogs
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This whole NK missle thing seems all fooked up. Like a comedy show. The final act should be placing the submarine UNDER the ship Kim is on.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 22:53 | 7024172 Ajax_USB_Port_R...
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Trump needs to have a little 'off the record chat' with Kim. The Donald can esplain what's gonna happen if ANY airborne trash flys out of North Korea after he takes office.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 23:01 | 7024191 Equalizer
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The fat ugly pig who wears womens slacks has been smoking too much weed

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 23:04 | 7024206 optimator
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I think he only used that to light the fuse.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 23:12 | 7024229 Sir John Bagot Glubb
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It is foolish not to take this guy seriously.  He is crazy.  And he has nuclear weapons.  Moreover, he has political relationships with Iran and Venezuela, actually with Hugo Chavez.  Nice to laugh at him but he may be the last to laugh.  Trump is right.  This nuclear proliferation is a big big problem.  

People don't take Kim Jung Un seriously just like most Americans didn't take Barry Soetero Obama seriously.  White people thought he was a harmless, non-threatening black guy.  That's why they voted for him.  Hasn't turned out that way has it?  He's completely destroyed our Constitution and set the stage for dictatorship, just like Julius Caesar and Augustus did.  And Congress has been his greatest co-conspirator.  Wake the fuck up out there.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 23:30 | 7024270 Duc888
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Sir John Bagot Glubb..... you're rollin' with a whole shit ton of stupid in that post.

Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa "he has political relationships with Iran and Venezuela". 

Oh

my

God

I think I just shat in my pants.

You're probably wrapping your house in plastic wrap to protect yourself against ISIS.  Ha,

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 23:48 | 7024325 BarkingCat
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Yes, that is a big concern.

I am especially concerned about that secret North Korean technology. 

He has a relationship with Hugo Chavez. We need to be very concerned with the methods that he uses for communication.

If it is not a Ouija board or a seance then we have a big problem.

 

 

 

Sun, 01/10/2016 - 01:23 | 7024373 Sir John Bagot Glubb
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My response is that I think you have it too good.  You're like the two self-satisfied mortgage guys in Florida that Mark Baum and his team interview in The Big Short movie.  Go see it.  Nothing is quite as nice and tidy as it seems.  And no, I'm not afraid of ISIS.  I think Iran is more of a problem.  ISIS provides balance in the Middle East and they will take down the House of Saud.

Sun, 01/10/2016 - 02:32 | 7024495 theecononmyisamess
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Chavez died of cancer awhile back..  another similar minded buffoon took his place..

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 23:12 | 7024232 cheech_wizard
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Secretly we were all wishing it would have blown up in the air at the end of the video or changed course and headed directly for the fat boy in the fedora.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 23:27 | 7024261 Skiprrrdog
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Yeah, right up his *ass*. He wouldve thought that Rodman was back in town...

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 23:25 | 7024253 Skiprrrdog
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Isnt their latest missile called a 'Nodong'? Gee, that sounds terribly frightening... talk about truth in advertising...

Sun, 01/10/2016 - 00:35 | 7024394 BadLibertarian
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I think they're still trying to decide if this new Taepodong should be called the Wetdong or the Saltydong.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 23:26 | 7024255 Duc888
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Love that pic.  Holy shit.... I have not laughed so hard in a year.....   Tnx tylers.  Fuck... I have tears in my eyes now.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 23:31 | 7024274 Jack Oliver
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In 2014 russia wiped off 10 billion of North Korea's debt - North Korean debt is only about 2 billion now or $300 US per capita - Russia wrote off the debt and intend to to build a gas pipeline and railway transiting North Korea to South Korea - North Korea are a VERY friendly country to RUSSIA - It's just the US that they despise - but hey! -  EVERYBODY does ! 

 

Can someone please remind me of the US debt per capita ???

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 23:38 | 7024294 Joe A
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Here it is:

$ 53,398 per capita, and counting. Source: http://www.usdebtclock.org/index.html
Plenty of interesting information there, also regarding the debt of other countries.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 23:41 | 7024306 yogibear
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Very soon debt hits $19 tillion.

Congrats Obama. How about $21 trillion before you leave office?

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 23:46 | 7024323 Joe A
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He accumulated more debt than all other US presidents before him combined.

The USdebtclock site offers a lot of interesting information about the state of the US economy and society, especially when it comes to how much assets the US citizen has vs debt and liabilities. And the number of people that are unensured and are receiving benefits. Only by creating more debt the status quo can continue. And that can only be done by keeping dollar king.

Sun, 01/10/2016 - 01:54 | 7024468 alphahammer
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Lookeehere!!!!  A bonafide North Korean troll! Lol!!!!!!
Sat, 01/09/2016 - 23:38 | 7024295 yogibear
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Giddy little porker.

Sat, 01/09/2016 - 23:54 | 7024334 BarkingCat
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Would you not be if in his position?

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