Saturday Humor: Kim Jong-Un Watches North Korean Submarine Launch Missile
With North and South Korea "on the brink of war" following Pyongyang's "successful" H-bomb test and the resumption of anti-Kim propaganda broadcasts across the DMZ, the young Supreme Leader is keen on demonstrating his country's military prowess.
Below, find a video which purports to show a fedora-donning Kim watching a North Korean submarine launch a missile. To truly appreciate why this may be the most epic 28-second clip ever recorded, make sure to watch it with the sound turned up.
By the way, Friday was Kim's birthday.
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You talkin' Hillary, Sir J?
That works for me! But calling her adolescent is far too kind.
I want that hat. I want it bad.
When he runs out of money, he can sell that sex video with he and Rodman On Amazon.
This whole NK missle thing seems all fooked up. Like a comedy show. The final act should be placing the submarine UNDER the ship Kim is on.
Trump needs to have a little 'off the record chat' with Kim. The Donald can esplain what's gonna happen if ANY airborne trash flys out of North Korea after he takes office.
Not so sure. "The Donald" is a bit of a fan.
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/us/Donald-Trump-praises-Kim-Jon...
The fat ugly pig who wears womens slacks has been smoking too much weed
I think he only used that to light the fuse.
It is foolish not to take this guy seriously. He is crazy. And he has nuclear weapons. Moreover, he has political relationships with Iran and Venezuela, actually with Hugo Chavez. Nice to laugh at him but he may be the last to laugh. Trump is right. This nuclear proliferation is a big big problem.
People don't take Kim Jung Un seriously just like most Americans didn't take Barry Soetero Obama seriously. White people thought he was a harmless, non-threatening black guy. That's why they voted for him. Hasn't turned out that way has it? He's completely destroyed our Constitution and set the stage for dictatorship, just like Julius Caesar and Augustus did. And Congress has been his greatest co-conspirator. Wake the fuck up out there.
Sir John Bagot Glubb..... you're rollin' with a whole shit ton of stupid in that post.
Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa "he has political relationships with Iran and Venezuela".
Oh
my
God
I think I just shat in my pants.
You're probably wrapping your house in plastic wrap to protect yourself against ISIS. Ha,
Yes, that is a big concern.
I am especially concerned about that secret North Korean technology.
He has a relationship with Hugo Chavez. We need to be very concerned with the methods that he uses for communication.
If it is not a Ouija board or a seance then we have a big problem.
My response is that I think you have it too good. You're like the two self-satisfied mortgage guys in Florida that Mark Baum and his team interview in The Big Short movie. Go see it. Nothing is quite as nice and tidy as it seems. And no, I'm not afraid of ISIS. I think Iran is more of a problem. ISIS provides balance in the Middle East and they will take down the House of Saud.
Don't think I want to see anything make by a "Mark Baum". You either are too stupid to see the US populous being manipulated, OR you are part of it.
What has been the benefit to the American people of all this war and strife? IF Americans are not safe, it is because "our" government is doing things to make us unsafe.
What I fear: Mass immigration from Mexico (REAL), TPP destroying our sovereignty (REAL), The Federal Reserve/Wall Street banks manipulating the the economy (REAL), Trillions of dollars in wasteful military spending (REAL), The killing and torturing on innocent people around the world (REAL), Health Care costs (REAL), Our Civil liberties (REAL)...
What the US government is concerned with: N. Korea, Iran, Israel's "safety", Syria, Russia (even though it is we who are expanding into their sphere), cyber security (even though they are the ones mostly doing it...
In others, the US government does not work for America's interests. So when you look at their priorities, there is only one group that US government priorities seem to serve, ZIONIST.
You have fallen off the path, please turn your zionist MSM back on, 24/7 fear and loathing.
Fear Muslims, fear N. Korea, fear Russia, fear Iran...Don't focus on the FACT that America sows far more war and destruction than any other nation on the planet, all at the behest of our zionist masters in Washington.
Watch the republican/dem debates, you would think America was located in the heart of the Middle East, shows who our real masters are. Maybe our cowardly leader should run for PM of Israel, and not the US.
Putin is a better leader and cares more for his people, than our last 9 Presidents combined. We have not had a real president since JFK, and we all saw what they did to him, and we let them.
Chavez died of cancer awhile back.. another similar minded buffoon took his place..
"Similar minded", by that do you mean putting his people's needs ahead of America's, God forbid. Mind your own fucking business, if the people of Venezuela want to elect daffy duck, what business of it is yours?
The zionist would have us police the world, minding everyone's business but our own. It tells you all you need to know, that American tax payers finance the most expensive military in the world, yet OUR borders are WIDE OPEN, who are we defending?
The CIA has been putting puppets in South and Central America for decades, and every time a leader rises that does not allow themselves to be corrupted, the CIA, and US zionist media goes to work. Often in the form of a bribe or an assassination.
The shear ignorance of comments like yours simply astounds.
Hasbara trolls are on the prowl...sowing the seeds of hate and fear....
Ah the voice of the zionist pig...stfu hasbara troll. Who the fuck cares what Hugo Chavez, Iran or N.Korea does, you should be far more interested in what the US government does. Typical idiocy, we have a bloated corrupt government who sells weapons to terrorists, starts wars for zionists, and passes trade deals to destroy our sovereignty, all the while opening our borders to God knows what.
America's government does far more damage than a thousand Kim Jong Un can/have do/done.
There is only ONE nation that has used nukes on civilians, and it was NEVER necessary, no matter how much the zionist war pigs try to rewrite history.
And who is "crazy", I would say Benny "the butcher" Netanyahu, who runs around trying to start wars is far more insane than N. Korea's leader, and Kim Jung Un does not run the US, can't say that about Netanyahu.
And lastly, you racist piece of shit, its not Obama's blackness that makes him bad, no more than it was Bush's whiteness that made him a mass murderer, both were terrible and equally harmed the Constitution, funny how easily you are manipulated to think their was a difference, or was it Obama who first signed the Patriot Act, fucking jackass. America votes in clown after clown because Presidents don't matter, they are just figure heads. The power resides in the money, ant that is pure corporatism and zionist, period.
Looks like you forgot to take your psychotic or paranoia medication. Having a little psychotic episode are we? Maybe your neighbor can call the pharmacist for you.
The problem with people like you is you don't actually know anything. You're in love with your own opinions and are incapable of talking intelligently about anything without getting angry and attacking the messenger. Ad hominem attack is your way of winning the argument. People who don't agree with a child like you are obviously stupid.
You don't know the difference between nuclear fission and nuclear fusion but you are an expert on the threat posed by a Kim jong un in this day and age and when nuclear technology has surpassed anything you can imagine.
Spare me your juvenile jibes hasbara troll, crawl back to Tel Aviv zionist, like your attacks mean anything...
So, if I can get past all your rambling, you are saying N.Korea has a different type of nuclear weapon, one more "dangerous", scary....
Hmmm, seems to me, that N.Korea would not need a bomb if America was not a threat. I come down as a supporter of Ron Paul school of thought, if you don't want war, don't start them.
America, at the behest of its zionist Jew master, goes around changing regimes all the time, Egypt, Iraq, Ukraine, Iran, Libya, it seems perfectly sane for N. Korea to develop means to protect itself, because it is almost a sure thing, that if you are not able to defend yourself, the powers that control the US government will soon be knocking on your door with a bullet for your leader and debt for your people.
This is a story about the threat or non threat posed by Kim Jong Un. He strikes me as similar to Col. Ghadaffi in Libya in the 1980s when Reagan was president and Reagan ended up bombing his house, after which he behaved himself. My comment has nothing to do with Zionism, the Middle East or racism. But each of your postings under this story and of which there are several torture what is said into these topics. Since you have a difficult time staying on the topic at hand, I wouldn't waste your time taking the Law School Admission Test If you've ever considered that.
You may well have good points to make such as the idea that Israel may unduly influence our foreign policy but calling people fucking idiots, stupid Zionists, hasbara trolls, and the like in everyone of your posts significantly detracts from what merit your points actually have.
Funny you bring up Ghadaffi, and what ever happened to him. When he started playing nice, and softened his defenses, the zionist filth went to work in Washington, thus destroying Libya's civilization and turning it into another terrorist state.
What have zionists, their media, their "think tanks" given us, war, debt, division...
As for calling people Zionist filth, fucking idiots and the like, if I could say more, I would. Unlike many Americans, I have seen first hand the destruction ZIONIST influence over Washington has brought about. I have seen the children killed, the women missing limbs...So anyone who supports more of the same, deserves far far more than a simple verbal lashing. American's live in a constructed bubble, our leaders destroy nations and we don't give a shit. Because the zionist media distracts us, fills our minds with distraction, so they can continue to use our military for their most evil plans.
America spends trillions on a military, yet does not defend our border. Evidently we have a treaty with Mexico that does not allow US to post our military on our borders, wonder who wrote that treaty...maybe AIPAC.
Secretly we were all wishing it would have blown up in the air at the end of the video or changed course and headed directly for the fat boy in the fedora.
Yeah, right up his *ass*. He wouldve thought that Rodman was back in town...
Isnt their latest missile called a 'Nodong'? Gee, that sounds terribly frightening... talk about truth in advertising...
I think they're still trying to decide if this new Taepodong should be called the Wetdong or the Saltydong.
Love that pic. Holy shit.... I have not laughed so hard in a year..... Tnx tylers. Fuck... I have tears in my eyes now.
In 2014 russia wiped off 10 billion of North Korea's debt - North Korean debt is only about 2 billion now or $300 US per capita - Russia wrote off the debt and intend to to build a gas pipeline and railway transiting North Korea to South Korea - North Korea are a VERY friendly country to RUSSIA - It's just the US that they despise - but hey! - EVERYBODY does !
Can someone please remind me of the US debt per capita ???
Here it is:
$ 53,398 per capita, and counting. Source: http://www.usdebtclock.org/index.html
Plenty of interesting information there, also regarding the debt of other countries.
Very soon debt hits $19 tillion.
Congrats Obama. How about $21 trillion before you leave office?
He accumulated more debt than all other US presidents before him combined.
The USdebtclock site offers a lot of interesting information about the state of the US economy and society, especially when it comes to how much assets the US citizen has vs debt and liabilities. And the number of people that are unensured and are receiving benefits. Only by creating more debt the status quo can continue. And that can only be done by keeping dollar king.
Don't sell Bush short, he certainly did his part, the Iraq war was not free after all. And wiping out an entire nation, well that is certainly a notable accomplishment, certainly on scale with anything Hitler or Stalin have done...that is if you consider Middle East lives on par with the rest of humanity.
Giddy little porker.
Would you not be if in his position?
laugh all you want, his hydrogen bomb is bigger than yours...even the US scared to mess with him
We need to follow South Koreas lead in how we deal with North Korea.
Whatever pillsbury can he popped out of, Kim has some psycopathic generals who will end him if he looks soft on South Korea. They are so islolated they don't see the downside of nuking Seoul:: the people of Seoul must analyze their risk in dealing with Kim and his NK generals.
Vitalis!!! Vitalis, I say!!! Hey, did you see what happened to Chapo after he said he'd 'snuff the Trump'? lol
Well, isn't that interesting. This piece only gets a rating of 2.9. I then went and read a bunch of the posts.
The obvious thing? THERE IS A BUNCH OF STATE SPONOSRED NORTH KOREAN TROLLS COMMENTING HERE.
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While we are on the subject of the military and limp dicks...
https://www.rt.com/usa/328412-navy-officer-fired-porn/
My wife drives a Kia (which, incidentally, has terrible gas/mileage) and we do own a Samsung Microwave oven.
Perhaps I'm a North Korean sleeper agent but I don't even know yet?
I'm Just waiting to hear the appropriate 'trigger' word over a secure phone call and I'll be activated.
That must be it....
The call will come from a speaker hidden in the Samsung microwave.
Microwave oven? Or microwave com station?
listen....hear that? It means with all the gorilla beating of chests and dancing parades of useful idiots, media ass lickers and blowjob artists in any version, under any conditions for spinsterism
you still can fuck around, that must really piss you off, like a sore on the roof of your mouth named marla.
Its to the death, all i do is watch war movies where everyone dies, Including myself. if im not allowed to live them no one can.
"The only hope you have is to accept the fact that you're already dead. The sooner you accept that, the sooner you'll be able to function as a soldier is supposed to function: without mercy, without compassion, without remorse. All war depends upon it.
Someone please overthrow that pig.
I really didn't know these North Koreans speak English so very well.
I love the hysterical commentator ! Can we get her to defect to the BBC to bring a bit of life to the 6 o'clock news. "David Cameron puts on a pair of wellies.....to walk through the floods his failed policies have caused "
Jonathan Pie is available... https://youtu.be/P979HaI5qlk
We've just learned a terrible truth. Kim John Ung is the Sith lord we've been looking for.