Saturday Humor: Kim Jong-Un Watches North Korean Submarine Launch Missile
With North and South Korea "on the brink of war" following Pyongyang's "successful" H-bomb test and the resumption of anti-Kim propaganda broadcasts across the DMZ, the young Supreme Leader is keen on demonstrating his country's military prowess.
Below, find a video which purports to show a fedora-donning Kim watching a North Korean submarine launch a missile. To truly appreciate why this may be the most epic 28-second clip ever recorded, make sure to watch it with the sound turned up.
By the way, Friday was Kim's birthday.
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N.K Military tech, 60% of the time, it works every time.
And the rest of the time it doesn't work... Thank god for Photoshop!
he's thinking "I want one just like that up my ass tonight!"
wrg
It's all about the delivery system that gets the payload on target.
A schlong is a good example of such a system.
Thats some expensive fireworks...
What I fear: Mass immigration from Mexico (REAL), TPP destroying our sovereignty (REAL), The Federal Reserve/Wall Street banks manipulating the the economy (REAL), Trillions of dollars in wasteful military spending (REAL), The killing and torturing on innocent people around the world (REAL), Health Care costs (REAL), Our Civil liberties (REAL)...
What the US government is concerned with: N. Korea, Iran, Israel's "safety", Syria, Russia (even though it is we who are expanding into their sphere), cyber security (even though "we" are the ones mostly doing the spying)...
In others words, the US government does not work for America's interests. So when you look at their priorities, there is only one group that US government priorities seem to serve, ZIONISTS.
Talk about alien abductions lol
http://nypost.com/2016/01/10/how-north-korea-kidnapped-hundreds-brainwas...
The vanishings were so odd, so clinical and inexplicable, that local newspapers compared them to alien abductions. Or maybe there was a serial killer on the loose? Or maybe the couples just took off, and the security guard was in debt and committed suicide, and the 13-year-old ran away, and it was just a coincidence they all went missing almost at once.
In fact, one of the wildest plots of the 20th century was underway, one not even the most ardent conspiracy theorist could’ve conceived: North Korea, as part of a government program, was kidnapping young people by the thousands, housing them for decades in a barbed-wire compound known as the Invitation-Only Zone. There, the abducted were brainwashed, to be deployed in their homeland as spies. Or maybe they’d serve in clusters, working to destabilize their countries.
Or something. The North Korean government, it turned out, hadn’t really thought it through — and as the Hermit Kingdom rattles its saber again, claiming to have tested a hydrogen bomb last week, this story is a reminder that it may be the maddest nation on Earth.
From his clothes it looks like he has a Winston Churchill fetish. "This not begin of end, but it end of begrinning!"
"fetish" or fascination? Just stop the petty idiotic criticisms.
Don't you have enough to focus your criticisms on in the US?
It exemplifies American idiocy, our dear zionist media keeps us focused on everyone else's business but our own. How about the media looking at how there is a direct correlation between donations to senators form AIPAC and how those elected officials vote?
Such willful ignorance is truly tiresome.
"Such willful ignorance is truly tiresome."
Yes... yes it sure is. In your case, it dovetails nicely with heavy drug use...
America, at the behest of its zionist Jewish masters, go around changing regimes all the time, Egypt, Iraq, Ukraine, Iran, Libya, so it seems perfectly sane for N. Korea to develop means to protect itself. It is a sure thing that if you are not able to defend yourself, the powers that control the US government will soon be knocking on your door with a bullet for your leader and debt for your people.
No it doesn't you moron. The Norkos feed starving people to starving dogs then shoot the dogs with anti-aircraft guns...
Please...
Happy Birthday to Kim
The savior to the good straight ppl
while Satan America is screwing all
as if they are its HomoSlaves
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Dont worry what western bastards
say about you
They are already screwed
All are fun and games now.
Just don't forget that their Sub/SLBM combo are close to reaching - or may have already reached - HNL, SEA, SFO, LAX, and SAN. (for the novice, all major Naval/AirForce/Army/Marine Installations in the West Coast are within reach as well; but with limited numbers of warheads, the major Cities that hosts Military Bases nearby are prime targets).
With a quick scan, I noticed that no one leaked how far the SLBM and/or its payload flew.
I don't find the provocation PSYOPS KOR and its Master USA are engaging in to be very wise.
One possible Scenario
While DPK could sit through it all, ISIL (who probably have the PetrolBucks to buy dirty or low yield warheads in the not-too-distant-future from someone who doesn't like the USA, you know, like almost everyone in MENA, AFG, PAK, and the DPK) just might set something off in the South China Sea, AUS, or the USA. USA blames DPK (provided that ISIL doesn't boast about it immediately), USA/KOR attack DPK (possibly with Nukes if Nukes were set off by ISIL), and DPK retaliates against KOR/USA. If the aforementioned Cities are taken out by DPK or ISIL's Nukes, TEAM_USA is going to have a tough time reestablishing itself in the Pacific.
What if ISIL pulls it off; and admits to it? Can Team_USA respond by Nuking Cities controlled by ISIL? Remember, the Civilians in those Cities are not all ISIL Lovers.
With the Balance disrupted, CHN might move in on TWN, DPK(there will be plenty of surving troops and nuke rounds) will charge in on KOR. CHN might move on PHI (based on the Spratleys' pissing contest, hosting USA Bases, having arable land, ISIL/Islamic Militants, and weak military).
Safe to suspect that DPK's Boats can be set up for one way trips.