Jean-Claude Juncker: “In Europe, the choice is to eat what’s on the table or not come to the table at all.”
You sure about that, Jean-Creep Druncker?
Certainly, the choice in Europe is to eat the EU baloney sandwich. However, we could cook for ourselves, or we could eat elsewhere, or we could order take-out, or we could get someone else to cook for us, or we could go to a fast food joint, or we could microwave a TV dinner, or even go on a diet................etc,etc,etc.
You see there's a whole wide wonderful world of pabulum possibilities out there. The EURO Gyro mystery meat selection is merely one option, and we've grown tired of your monotonous mainstream menu, not to mention the inflated prices, decadent decor, conceited chef, assanine arrogant manager, moronic maitre d', incredibly incompetent staff, and entirely excessive "service charges".
Enjoy your Stale Stuffed Soufflé you supreme scum bag!
Try the Marinated Moules Mariniere avec vin rouge. A simply superb succulent Chef Le Pen specialty.