An Equal-Opportunity Thanksgiving Day Cartoon That Can't Offend Anyone

Tyler Durden's picture

'Offend' or 'Defend' - take your pick... but give thanks for the freedom to choose which (for now)...

 

Source: Townhall.com

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knukles's picture

Hillary/Uncle Creepy 2020

SafelyGraze's picture

why are we being forced to look at a likeness of a formerly living animal that was deliberately killed, partially dismembered, and then presented for people to eat

this cartoon is a disgusting and repulsive to all persons who love animals

hugs,
the spirit cooking society 

SoDamnMad's picture

I thought it was a skinned little kid from the ME, Haiti, Bosnia, Arkansas or some other place Hillary tromped.

Arnold's picture

Because carrots and Brussels sprouts just lay there?

Creative_Destruct's picture

Paste the entire list ( minus "Trump" and "Fake News").

Ex-Oligarch's picture

At least it's not pizza.

Handful of Dust's picture

How microaggressive is ZH getting with these triggering cartoons?

I felt so oppressed after seeing this article I kicked my therapy puppy.

DownWithYogaPants's picture

I can't wait until they are forced to swear in Roy Moore in the Senate.  Fuck them.

Chuck Walla's picture

  I prefer "Handsy Joe".

Cognitive Dissonance's picture

I'm a non-denominational turkey libeler.

<Pun intended.>

Abitdodgie's picture

what if you are vegan ?

 

HRClinton's picture

Where's that Saudi prince Al Waleed, who's getting basted at the Riyadh Ritz, by US mercs?

carbonmutant's picture

Turkey Porn on Thanksgiving...lol

kudocast's picture

Alex Jones

Drudge Report

Ann Coulter

Laura Ingraham

Sean Hannity

brown_hornet's picture

Morning Joe

Racheal Maddow

That Brzenski (sp?) chick

Matt Lauer

Endgame Napoleon's picture

What about O'’Donnell? He gossips more than a woman.

Endgame Napoleon's picture

Globalists ~

NAFTA signers ~

Harassing, mean, frequently absentee, mom-gang workers with unearned income from welfsre, $6,318 child tax credits, spouses or ex spouses ~

Robots ~

No wait: Those of you who can do the HTML tags for ZH, strike through that last one. Increased automation may reduce the dominance of the mom cronies who are above all critique and firing in female-dominated workplaces.

InnVestuhrr's picture

Seems you are a very unpopular liberal scumbag, why don't you hang out with your thieving parasite socialist comrades on their sites ?

btw, I hope all you liberals get every disease know and die a long slow horrific painful death, and enjoy the holidays :-)

Silver Savior's picture

It might have offended those too poor to afford a turkey. What about the hidden millions of them? Another inconvienent truth. 

Crazy Or Not's picture

Fuck the Label, goal kick the thing into Cankles' Twat.

pizdowitz's picture

That thing is missing a penetration cavity. Must be gender-less.

Endgame Napoleon's picture

No, you need more genders to have a diverse Thanksgiving—at least 20.

White Devil's picture

No “Dirty Jew” label?

FlKeysFisherman's picture

Yeah, let's give our guns to the people who lied about WMD's so they could go over to the Middle East and kill millions of people. What could go wrong?

Ben A Drill's picture

Real question is: to stuff the turkey or not. Cook til internal temp is 165F. Doesn’t matter. Let rest for 1/2 hour tented with aluminum foil loosely.

I de-boned my turkey this year and stuffed it. Roasted my turkey bones and make stock and gravy.

Letting my turkey sit at room temp for a hour before cooking.

Don’t want to talk about politics today. Or any other day. Pass me a beer.

Happy turkey day everyone. Took me a hour and a half to get home from work yesterday. Traffic was crazy.

Aireannpure's picture

Eat tofurkery, drink soy milk and grow a nice set of tits. Feel the season. 

Anonymous IX's picture

And die soon.  Almost all soy bean crops are grown from GMO seeds in a GMO environment.  Meaning...pour on the Round-up!!!  Watch that soy bean bush grow!!  Watch that bush soak up the glyphosate!  Think your delicate bodily tissues might have a problem with ingesting "Round-up flavored edamames?"

Brutlstrudl's picture

If your looking around the table, and you can't spot the turkey, It's you

milo_hoffman's picture

The fact that so many Americans waste so much time arguing about stupid politics is a testament to how effective the establishment is in brainwashing the masses to fight against each other. A people divided is much easier to control.

True Blue's picture

A people killing each other, rioting, burning houses and towns is the antithesis of 'control' and that is what dividing this country is going to beget.

It isn't about 'control' but creating a distraction while they kill the petro-dollar (looting the last scraps from our corpse as they do) and move the 'reserve currency' and parasitic Rothschild central bank on to the next host.

Cassandra.Hermes's picture

"Thanks for the American dream
To vulgarize and to falsify until the bare lies shine through"

Emergency Ward's picture

Is that a gobbler or a hen?

Anonymous IX's picture

You are viewing the new androgynous bird--a marvel of science!  (CRISPR had nothing to do with this outcome.)  Toms and hens are no longer distinguished wherever you may still find them.  Discrimination among turkeys must stop!!

PitBullsRule's picture

I find that very offensive.

Disrespect for the turkey.

Bastards

GeezerGeek's picture

Want to know who the real turkey is? Look in the mirror honestly. What you see should frighten you, as it did me.

horse cents's picture

In order to meet consumer demand for white meat, commercial turkeys have been genetically selected for extremely large breasts. This anatomical abnormality, which could never arise naturally, has made it impossible for the birds to mount and reproduce.

http://thehill.com/images/stories/whitepapers/pdf/UnnaturalBreedingTurke...

DaBard51's picture

Affirmative action to remedy under-representation of dark meat, must have.

 

 

 

When nine hundred years old you become, look this good you will not.

AbsoluteZero's picture

Yes, yes, must have moar dark meat...

And dindu muffins 

Storm-Clouds's picture

It’s the same with trophy wife’s & assorted bimbos........

The lip injections promote bjs ........thankfully

The butt additions look nice but awkward.....

The dead butts fall off......

911bodysnatchers322's picture

Add all labels and then then throw into fire. Then go eat chinese buffet

Hillarys Server's picture

Why is the turkey pink?

Why isn't it a turkey of color?

vegan's picture

As  a vegan.... I could claim to be offended.

But my parents raised me better than that.