Bachmann Wins Ames Straw Poll With 29% Of Vote, Ron Paul Takes Second With 28%

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Sat, 08/13/2011 - 20:51 | 1557930 Taint Boil
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ROTFL2 !!!!

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 20:52 | 1557937 Cheesy Bastard
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Hyperfellation?

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 21:49 | 1558094 caerus
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lol

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 22:39 | 1558181 Taint Boil
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ROTFL!!!!

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 22:39 | 1558183 WallStreetClass...
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ha ha ha ha

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 22:51 | 1558194 Oh regional Indian
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Hahahaha indeed. What a picture eh?

Come monday, I think a lot of speculators and inverTORS will be feeling that weiner going up the wrong side of their anatomy.

Finance is going to take center stage again. And all this political meodrama will be just that (I am sleepy and cannot tell if th ewhole article above is an onion piece or for realz).

Happpy SUnday, because THe Monday MOrning Blues are a-coming.

ORI

http://aadivaahan.wordpress.com/2011/08/12/crop-circle-craziness-and-thoughts/

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 23:11 | 1558224 Michael
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OT

For all those who helped murder the US carbon tax and CCX including myself, Thank you very, very, very much.

Barack Obama's million dollar suckers, I mean investors, who lost all their money in the exchange arn't going to be very happy with him.

"Intercontinental Exchange Inc. will close its U.S. emissions derivatives platform, the Chicago Climate Futures Exchange, after the first quarter, the Wall Street Journal reported.

ICE plans to start listing derivatives related to emissions reductions plans in New Jersey, Massachussetts, Connecticut and California, along with a sulfur-based contract, the Journal said, citing a notice issued by the company to traders on Friday.

The company is shutting the exchange down as it is losing money and the chances of a federal carbon-reduction plan being put into place look slim, the Journal said.

ICE bought the platform's parent company Climate Exchange PLC in 2010 for about $600 million last year." ICE to shutter Chicago Climate Exchange

http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/breaking/chi-ice-to-shutter-chicago-climate-exchange-20110808,0,7784695.story

Sun, 08/14/2011 - 00:20 | 1558306 slewie the pi-rat
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hey, m!

in the casino nearest me the emissions betting takes place in the bathroom stalls

Sun, 08/14/2011 - 01:24 | 1558374 Vic Vinegar
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Looks like tonight we get heart-to-heart dedications.

This one goes out to slewie and Ori.  Two lovers in love.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgJXbIP83A8&ob=av2n

Sun, 08/14/2011 - 01:28 | 1558376 Vic Vinegar
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And this one goes out to Michael.  Michael is a bit of a loser, who doesn't understand shit. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTHCwU9rUdY

Sun, 08/14/2011 - 05:02 | 1558477 NoClueSneaker
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Yeah - hypelrswallowing too... She has the fried frozen butter for $4 in her mouth. A good training for the job, concerning the age of her mentors ....

Sun, 08/14/2011 - 05:07 | 1558481 DaBernank
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another caption: "This is a trick my husband taught me"

Sun, 08/14/2011 - 07:17 | 1558530 Revolution_star...
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"This is a trick my husband taught me"

If you zoomed back he was right beside her with a "big one" in his hand, shit eating grin and tapping his foot to the guy right next to him.

 

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 20:52 | 1557939 disabledvet
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Worse? Whachutalkin' bout?

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 23:45 | 1558258 Zedge Hero
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Long Long Time ago…..

I can still remember how that money used to make me smile.

 And I knew if I had my choice

 That I could hear those peoples voice

 And, maybe, they’d be happy for a while.

 

 But September 08 made me shiver

 And I began collecting Silver

 Bad news on the doorstep;

 I couldn’t take one more step.

 

 I can’t remember if I cried

 When I read about the housing slide,

 But something touched me deep inside

 The day the money died.

 

 So bye-bye, to the American lie..

 Drove my stock to the top,

 And the market went dry.

And them Wall Street boys were thinking risky with lies

 Saying’, "this’ll be the day that we die.

 "this’ll be the day that we die."

 

 Did you write loans for the Bank,

 And do you have faith in Ben Bernank,

 for if the Government tells you so?

 Do you believe in too big to fail,

 Is you house now finally up for Sale?

And can you teach me how to refinance real slow

 

Well, I know that you’re still in love with this

 cause I see it in your complete abyss

 We really both can choose

 Man, I hate those derivatives too.

 

 I was a lonely disgruntled American buck

 With a sick sensation that started to suck

 But I knew I was out of luck

 The day the money died.

 

 We started singin’, "bye-bye, to the american lie."

 Drove my stock to the top,

 And the market went dry.

 And them Wall street boys were thinkng risky with lies

 Saying’, "this’ll be the day that we die.

 "this’ll be the day that we die."

 

 Now for three years we’ve been on our own

 While Bank’s got fat on a rollin’ loan,

 But that’s not how it used to be.

 When geithner says live within our means,

As a puppet from the powers that be

 But a silence came from you and me,

 

Oh, and while the US was looking down,

China is stealing it’s thorny crown.

 Europe Union was adjourned;

Another bailout was returned.

 

And while Obama read a book on marx,

The people protested in the park,

And we sold gold in the dark

 The day the money died.

 

 We were singin’, "bye-bye, to the american lie."

 Drove my stock to the top,

And the market went dry.

 And them Wall street boys were thinkng risky with lies Saying’,

"this’ll be the day that we die.

 "this’ll be the day that we die."

 

 bets, and debts in a summer sweat.

 The stock fell off cause of Euorpean debt,

World Markets high and falling faaaast.

It’s still too high for the price of gas.

The politicians debt bill did pass,

 With downgrade rating in a flash

 

 Now the European air was filled with fumes

All the riots were just starting to exhume.

We all got up to fight,

Oh, but we never got the right

`cause the FED tried to print some more

 The money they added was making us poor.

 Do you recall the horror

The day the money died?

 

 We were singin’, "bye-bye, to the american lie."

 Drove my stock to the top,

 And the market went dry.

 And them Wall street boys were thinkng risky with lies

Saying’, "this’ll be the day that we die.

 "this’ll be the day that we die."

 

 Oh, and there we were all in one place,

 401 k’s all lost in space

 With no time left to start again.

So come on: Ben be nimble, Ben be quick!

The Federal Reserve and that magic stick

 Cause the printing press is the devil’s only friend.

 

Oh, and as I watched him on the stage

My hands were clenched in fists of rage.

No angel born in hell

Could break that Chairmen’s spell.

And as the Gold climbed high into the night

 To light the path that was actually right,

 I saw Bernanke laughing with delight

 The day the money died

 

 He was even singin’, "bye-bye, to the american lie."

 Drove my stock to the top,

 And the market went dry.

 And them Wall street boys were thinkng risky with lies

 Saying’, "this’ll be the day that we die.

 "this’ll be the day that we die."

 

 I bought some gold and sang the blues

 Hoping for some happy news

 Banks got tired and burned away.

 I went down to the old coin store

 Where I’d bought silver years before,

 But the man there said my money wouldn’t pay.

 

 And in Wall street: the brokers screamed,

 The CEO's cried, and oil creamed.

But not a word was spoken;

The global markets all were broken.

 And the two men I admire most:

 Ron Paul and Thomas Jefferson’s ghost,

They caught the last train for the coast

 The day the money died.

 

 And they were even singin’, "bye-bye, to the american lie."

Drove my stock to the top,

 And the market went dry.

 And them Wall street boys were thinkng risky with lies

 Saying’, "this’ll be the day that we die.

"this’ll be the day that we die."

 

they were even singin’,

"bye-bye, to the american lie."

Drove my stock to the top, And the market went dry.

 And them Wall street boys were thinkng risky with lies

Saying’, "this’ll be the day that we die.

"this’ll be the day that we die."

 

http://www.youtube.com/user/zedgehero

Sun, 08/14/2011 - 01:36 | 1558383 Vic Vinegar
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Yeah we understand.  Facing reality is tough.  

What causes anyone to type into the machine?  It's kinda weird, no?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlyXNRrsk4A&ob=av2n

Sun, 08/14/2011 - 09:55 | 1558629 clymer
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Someone ought to remove his ability to cut and paste.

Sun, 08/14/2011 - 02:38 | 1558419 bardian
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I really enjoyed that, thank you.

"bets, and debts, in a summer sweat..."

Sun, 08/14/2011 - 09:12 | 1558584 goldfish1
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 But the man there said my money wouldn’t pay.

 

Not that it won't pay...that you don't have enough of it.

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 21:17 | 1558016 ISEEIT
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Yes, you DO know what is worse. It is the President we have now. Ignore that in your face fact if you wish, but reality is a bitch and only the insane repeat the same mistake while expecting a different result. The powers that be are hard on scaring you away from options that threaten them. I agree that Bachman, Palin, Paul all threaten the establishment.

Precisely why I will enthusiastically support any of the above.

Make a mockery of their dog and pony show ponzi.

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 21:38 | 1558073 midtowng
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That you lump Paul in with Bachman and Palin shows you don't really understand what is going on.

Paul is intelligent and thoughtful.

Palin is a dumb reality-TV star and Bachman is about as crazy as they come. Neither threaten the establishment. Only Paul does.

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 22:10 | 1558139 GeorgeHayduke
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A bullseye!

Our owners will let us have morons like Bachman or Palin as they will provide plenty of entertainment, just in the fact the the stupid sheople elected them. That doesn't count the endless comedy of watching them run this crumbling country. It'll be better than Keystone Cops, The Three Stooges and Family Vacation combined.

Ron Paul is a threat and they will let him come close enough to make it look like we have a real choice and can elect someone who will make a difference. But in the end they will ensure they all we get is compliant candidates who are either buffoons like Bachman and Palin, or slick shysters like Obama and Clinton.

Sun, 08/14/2011 - 02:55 | 1558425 BigDuke6
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i depresses the shit out of me to say you are totally, 100%, nail on the head correct.

Sun, 08/14/2011 - 14:55 | 1559253 slewie the pi-rat
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hey, 6!  you shld prob switch to porn if ur baked

Sun, 08/14/2011 - 15:28 | 1559328 Libertarian777
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Or join the SEC and get paid to watch porn.

Sun, 08/14/2011 - 10:58 | 1558738 whstlblwr
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Well you talk about Paul positions to all neighbors. You work for Paul, send money for Paul, you help Paul win enough of us do that, he win. You forget more coming to blog for news. It's new day.

Sun, 08/14/2011 - 11:13 | 1558775 Bob
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Perry is an intriguing hybrid type: Slick baffoon.  Stay tuned to your local corporate media outlet . . . he's the guy who will win it all. 

Sun, 08/14/2011 - 12:12 | 1558942 whstlblwr
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Don't think so, the evangelical event make sure he not able to win all, plus fact he really gay.

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 22:17 | 1558150 ISEEIT
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That you think I don't understand what is actually going on proves that you have not a clue. I live this crap dude. I am consumed by it. The contest is far larger and deeper than you seem to grasp. Our country would be better off with a batshit crazy Prez like Bachmann than with a front boy narcissist like Barry. That is word and straight up the truth. Better a simple mistake than a calculated attack. If Barry doesn't go bye-bye, your country does. Take your pick.

The worst that could happen is we exchange one asshat for another. I'm not doubling down on a loser. You can just not vote (like a loser), or you can decide to act sane (do something else).

 

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 22:28 | 1558163 PaperBugsBurn
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Weirdo

Paul or nothing and even him I wonder about...anybody who really threatens the banksters wouldn't/doesn't get airtime on their Mockingbid Media

Sun, 08/14/2011 - 11:00 | 1558746 whstlblwr
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Yes, Paul or nothing. Bachmann scary crazy.

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 22:30 | 1558169 CrockettAlmanac.com
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You can just not vote (like a loser)

 

Would you like to be smashed in the head with a hammer or with a crowbar? Simply make your choice and suddenly you're winning!

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 22:52 | 1558195 Clearly_Irrational
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Crowbar definitely, it spreads out the impact more so you're less likely to die or suffer traumatic brain injury.  Of course if they hit you hard enough it won't matter.

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 22:59 | 1558209 CrockettAlmanac.com
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I wrote-in "comfy pillow" but they didn't count it.

Sun, 08/14/2011 - 00:44 | 1558326 FEDbuster
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Paul will take away your social security and food stamps on MSNBC, Paul will legalize heroin and meth on CNN and last but not least Paul would end the FED on CNBC (no QE infinity to take the Dow to 1,000,000).  TPTB will be out in full force to remind Americans of the dangers of freedom.  Keep the sheeple calm while sheering them and then taking them to the slaughter house.

Sun, 08/14/2011 - 00:54 | 1558338 High Plains Drifter
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don't forget abour his open borders ideas........so let us legalize drugs, keep the borders open and get rid of the FED. ysh sure................

Sun, 08/14/2011 - 01:06 | 1558353 FEDbuster
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Not so sure about that.  The other night he said let's bring our troops home to secure our border, not the Afghan/Pakistan border.  Plus, he has said states have the right to refuse services to illegals.  Cutting defense in half (and at least 40% of the other current spending), legalizing drugs and gay marriage and ending the Federal Reserve, should be enough to keep most Republicans from voting for him.  His strong supporter base (I am one of them) is not enough to overpower TPTB, but at least we tried to stop the collapse.  If Ron Paul doesn't win the primary, I am going to vote for Obama.

Restore the Republic, Ron Paul 2012

or

Hasten the Collapse, OBAMA 2012

Sun, 08/14/2011 - 02:45 | 1558422 glenlloyd
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I'm not sure I've ever heard Paul talk about open borders. But I do know I've heard him repeatedly call for bringing troops home to secure our own borders, and I believe he means it.

Sun, 08/14/2011 - 11:22 | 1558812 Montgomery Burns
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Is allowing states to legalize drugs if they wish and keeping the federal gov out of it the same thing as "legalizing drugs"?

Sun, 08/14/2011 - 17:12 | 1559641 FEDbuster
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To the avg. Republican it is.  Just like the avg. Democrat cannot understand NH or AZ firearms freedom (drives the homlophobics crazy!).

Sun, 08/14/2011 - 14:13 | 1559179 Temporalist
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That is utter bullshit.

Sun, 08/14/2011 - 07:48 | 1558541 Revolution_star...
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I was a precinct Captain for Ron Paul in 07. People are idiots, I got a list of thousands of registered republicans, started calling and all I heard was "Ron Paul? I ain't votin for Ron Paul". This was the generation that really believes what the boob tube says. I felt pretty good as these same people got laid off, before retirement and are still unemployed today. No education, no skills, no balls and a tick on the ass of america that goes along with whatever the TV tells them to.

I welcome the approaching storm. We need it to was away the weak and the meak. These people have no faith in the true wealth generated by the labor of americans. This is not now the problem, nor has it ever been. The system flows the benefits to the few, and the many are somehow decieved into thinking the combined labor of americans can't generate enough wealth to sustain this country. You need these guys in control, you couldn't do it without them. Of course nothing could be further from the truth, it is nothing but fear they use to rob you of your labor, to keep you creating wealth and yet not keeping any for yourself.

Why do we borrow when we could print. Simple question that tells you all you need to know. You are a debt vehicle, one used to create wealth and drain you from it in one felt swoop. The government is not your friend, trade isn't free, vast wealth does not poole when equity persists.

The chain must be broken, I can't rely on the idiots to wakeup, they are fools who create their own prison. The die has been cast, we had a chance back in 07, it's too late now. We will spend the next ten years moving from crisis to crisis, defining insainity. They will grind the debt payment out of the low end and go about life as normal. The mother of all bubbles, the bond market, awaits it final pop.

I was  buying silver in 2001. Long before most, I know when the final bubble pops, if revolt isn't in place, they will simply come and take your metal. If you think you can hold it to top and walk away making a killing, I beg to differ.

We have no answer but the train wreck, people have to get hurt otherwise power will continue it's consolidation. I am sure we have seen other such times in our history, when people alive then knew we would be forced to evolve or fade away.  Whichever it is the only thing I know for sure is it will continue as it has. It will either get worse and we will go into a dark age, or we will finnally be free of this "power tax" that we are currently under which stands between you and the wealth you create.

Sun, 08/14/2011 - 09:25 | 1558601 AngelsMom
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+1

 

Sun, 08/14/2011 - 10:40 | 1558699 Vendetta
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+47

Sun, 08/14/2011 - 10:58 | 1558740 Clycntct
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+365.

It's all about the pain.

Pain =s the correction

Sun, 08/14/2011 - 17:43 | 1559725 ISEEIT
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If they tell me to take the hammer, I'll choose the crowbar. This is streetfight logic. I'm really suprisied that so few (any?) of you get it. For the record.............. I dream of an America with Ron Paul as President and a teaparty led house/senate.

All the grown ups realize that such a reality is at least one more cycle away (if ever).

If Barry gets a second term. The game is over.

They have won & only because we let them. I stick with my guns; Bachmann, Palin are a step in the right direction.

Perry/Romney are sell-outs and will carry on with the elitist plan. I'm not looking for another Founding father at this point. What we need is to disrupt THEIR plan.

Paul, Bachmann, or Palin would do that.

And I'm stickin' to it.

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 23:46 | 1558273 Dick Fitz
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ISEEIT-

I'm taking time to respond to your post just to point out to you how little difference there is between Reagan/Bush1/Clinton/Bush2/Obama and Perry/Palin/Bachmann/Romney or whoever. All of the above WORSHIP at the altar of power. DrP has a 30+ year record of fighting that power, and cogently, coherently explaining the evil that it has spread. His views (attacking Iraq is a mistake, blindly supporting Israel isn't our job, the FED/banks are bankrupting us, liberty is GOOD!) threatens them. Any other Rep/Dem will just be in the same NWO mold, and will lead the US further down the road to perdition.

Google "The Daily Bell" for a deeper examination of these themes, and don't just discount it as "conspiracy" because it doesn't conform to your accepted beliefs. There is a GRAND conspiracy, and the outline of it is obvious to anyone that looks at it with an open mind.

Sun, 08/14/2011 - 00:55 | 1558339 High Plains Drifter
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he has a 30 year record of fighting that power?  how so?

Sun, 08/14/2011 - 03:00 | 1558427 Judge Holden
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He's consistently voted against wars and ending our foreign troop deployments, regardless of which party is in power.  He is usually the lone vote against giving money to Israel (I'm being literal, most of those votes go across 434-1.)  He's one of the most outspoken voices defending liberty and opposing the "patriot" act.  From the beginning of his political career, he ran on a campaign of returning to the gold standard, etc, etc.

Sun, 08/14/2011 - 06:25 | 1558512 Medea
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Got it.  He has "fought" by ineffectively voting in charades meant to fool the American people into thinking they have a representative government. Keep fighting the good fight!

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