Bachmann Wins Ames Straw Poll With 29% Of Vote, Ron Paul Takes Second With 28%

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Sat, 08/13/2011 - 19:43 | 1557746 oa92000
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that pic. will put her out of race..

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 19:50 | 1557762 snowball777
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Her husband tought her everything she knows about "eating corndog".

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 20:20 | 1557845 DarthVaderMentor
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I wonder if she's been taught about "corn holed" by her hubby since she seems to be a master at taking in the big corn dog?

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 20:00 | 1557795 youngmanU2
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 oa92000 One can only hope ... and pray .... and pray some more.

Sun, 08/14/2011 - 11:34 | 1558852 DosZap
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that pic. will put her out of race..

Not that I am a huge fan of hers, or Palin, but it is some sad shit, when you get the Commie rag Newsweek, making her look like a foaming at the mouth lunatic, Palin a moron,and demonize ANY truly conservative candidates to the point of slaughter.

 I understand you (in the whoredom) called politics must attack your enemies,  but anyone that can raise a family of five, and take care of 23 Foster kids over the years, is not a maniac, or a nut job.I wish more Americans had the ability, the desire to actually help the problems we face than to just GIVE it face time.

To shoot that photo(we all know the implications inferred is sickening),I don't care who you are.

Barney Frank takes it up the kiester as often as possible,eats the real thing(not a Corned Dog),ran a boy whorehouse,(still in office) and is a leader in the Democratic party in Congress.(BUT, that's OK.)

Live and let live, agree to disagree, but the Leftwing  media especially,  has made it impossible to run a decent campaign for years......I am sick of their crap.The MSM is /has been owned by the Progressive machine almost since inception, if not for the advent of the Internet, WE would never get any real truth......ever.

Ron Paul is a lunatic,(according to the left, and within his OWN ranks) has been painted and treated as one for 25 yrs...........IF they had listened to him, followed just 50% of his idea's, we would not be where we are now.

 This is some sad shi*. It's no wonder we are where we are................morally bankrupt, few values, and mores left,esp within the political parties we have now.

The INMATES run/own  the asylum.

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 19:44 | 1557748 Cleanclog
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OMG the picture!

Really good showing for Ron Paul.  Maybe there is hope.  Between Perry's new "Hope on the Horizon" and Obama's Hopium . . . Paul could try to get by with doom instead.  American people are waiting for someone to tell the truth and then lead.

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 19:54 | 1557771 smlbizman
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did you read how it worked...people paid 30 dollars to vote...alot of people were paid for bu the canidates, so much for truth...there is a greta von what the fuck ever her name is that has ron paul  winning by 55% a landslide so to speak...

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 19:46 | 1557750 2DollarBill
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she likes them long and brown...

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 19:48 | 1557757 Moe Howard
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I guess the point is she can take more than you can dish out.

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 20:31 | 1557877 WestVillageIdiot
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It's going to hurt like hell when she shits out that stick.  Rookie mistake. 

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 20:38 | 1557897 caerus
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Sat, 08/13/2011 - 20:48 | 1557918 Herman Strandsc...
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Yeah, I know what you mean. I also bought a bull dong for my mutt in a pet food store

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 21:24 | 1558038 Hulk
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Banzai should photoshop Berry on the other end of that dog...

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 19:46 | 1557751 cooker
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This is great news - sound economic ideas are going to be thrown more into the mainstream over the next year!

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 20:32 | 1557883 WestVillageIdiot
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The one guy that is speaking sense is 79 years old. 

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 20:51 | 1557929's picture

In one week he turns 76, as in "Spirit of..."

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 20:57 | 1557953 WestVillageIdiot
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Sorry about the wrong number.  Seeing Michelle Bachmann sucking on that thing has my mind a little off kilter. 

She'll be a hit at the Minnesota State Fair this year.  I don't know how the Butter Queen is going to top Bachmann in the talent competition this year.  For an encore Bachmann will probably perform the Lambada with the bull that wins the 4H livestock contest.  And I thought Def Lepard would be the best act at the fair this year.

Sun, 08/14/2011 - 01:23 | 1558373 Hulk
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Not a bad age for our president, as our best presidents have been half senile...

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 19:46 | 1557752 Moe Howard
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Best picture yet ..... Political Food Pr0n can make for a happy ending to every election! 

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 19:57 | 1557785 Jendrzejczyk
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"...happy ending to every (erection)!"  FIFY

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 19:47 | 1557754 Dr. Engali
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It's a short lived victory with that picture.

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 19:48 | 1557756 slaughterer
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Corn dog?  Who is her husband?  

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 19:48 | 1557758 themiestro
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My suspicions are confirmed.  She doesn't have a gag reflex.

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 19:59 | 1557790 Jendrzejczyk
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She couldn't possibly. Have you seen her (lavender) husband?

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 20:04 | 1557805 weinerdog43
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They're also Republics.  Ugh. 

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 20:24 | 1557859 New_Meat
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ya, wienerdog.  That picture has to have ya goin' "Youch!"

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 21:08 | 1557992 weinerdog43
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Exactly.  If you've seen that weirdo's husband, you'd suspect that the biggest thing she's ever seen is a smokey link.

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 20:17 | 1557835 Dick Fitz
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As an anarcho-libertarian-homo, I just want to say this-

M Bachmann's husband is gayer than an tree full of pink parrots on Christopher Radko's patio. Gayer than a pair of pink shorts on Richard Simmons. Gayer than a midnight showing of "Rocky Horror" in the Castro district. Gayer than Stonewall on Christopher street at closing time.

In short, the man is a fucking faggot of the highest (lowest?) order, and I hope videos of him with Tom Cruise, John Travolta and Taylor Lautner in a bareback orgy show up if the cunt gets the nomination. Fuck her- I wouldn't fuck him with Obama's dick.

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 20:26 | 1557860 whaletail
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Wait: I have a bunch of homo ornaments in my closet? They are nice.

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 20:33 | 1557886 Dick Fitz
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As long as you don't have to go to the ER to have one removed from your ass, you're okay.

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 20:52 | 1557938 knukles
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Does that mean if the Dick Fitz wear it?

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 20:41 | 1557887 caerus
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lol..."dick fitz"

edit: murray rothbard ftw

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 21:10 | 1557998 Dick Fitz
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Amen, brother, amen. The world is a better place because of the late Dr Rothbard.

FYI, "Dick Fitz" is (sorta) my real name. It replaced my high school nickname "Daledoe".


Sat, 08/13/2011 - 21:14 | 1558010 caerus
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lol...i like your style dude...

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 21:23 | 1558035 nmewn
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Mines Harry can see why I changed my name.

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 20:35 | 1557891 WestVillageIdiot
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"Gayer than Stonewall on Christopher street at closing time."

I think The Duplex on 7th Avenue, around the corner, is actually gayer.  Or he could wander over to Christopher Street for the little black trannies.  They will give him a corn dog that his wife would envy.

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 20:56 | 1557946 Bananamerican
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"M Bachmann's husband is gayer than an tree full of pink parrots"

True...but he's got a GREAT heartland cover gig as a homo deprogrammer!!

Marcus Bachmann runs a faith-based clinic that helps "ungay" gays.  His Bachmann & Associates clinic has been counseling self-hating homos for more than two decades.

Seriously though, RP is IN...the u.s. is in THAT much trouble and RP's rep has been bubbling away on youtube for years now....enough people are primed to go with a real outsider imho

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 20:59 | 1557956 WestVillageIdiot
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Does he run his clinic in a bathroom stall at the Minneapolis airport?  Has anybody seen Larry Craig lately? 

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 21:28 | 1558049 Dick Fitz
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+1000 WVI!!!

If he was just a gay man in a "lavender" marriage it wouldn't quite as repugnant, but the fact that this flaming faggot tries to "de-gay" people just makes him extra-reprehensible. I thought I hated Bush/Clinton/Cheney/Obama, but that the thought that "Dr" Bachmann might be "first husband(ha!)" makes me sick. He makes Larry Craig look like an amateur.

Sun, 08/14/2011 - 17:26 | 1559673 FEDbuster
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Don't worry about Bachmann getting elected.

Michele Bachmann pledges to ban "all forms of pornography" if elected president


Once this news spreads, she will lose most male and some female support.

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 21:17 | 1558017 snowball777
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Do they use the Fire Marshall Bob technique?

Don't do this...or this...or...ooh...this.

Sun, 08/14/2011 - 04:40 | 1558471 Jendrzejczyk
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Sat, 08/13/2011 - 23:40 | 1558266 TaxSlave
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"M Bachmann's husband is gayer than an tree full of pink parrots"

True...but he's got a GREAT heartland cover gig as a homo deprogrammer!!

Cherry picking?

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 23:31 | 1558249 Cursive
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@Dick Fitz


Something new on ZH every night.  They can shut down the interwebs, but do not fuck with ZH.

Sun, 08/14/2011 - 03:21 | 1558441 blunderdog
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The Brits have been telling us for years we need royalty.

What better way than to have a "First Queen" of the White House arranging the social calendar?

Quentin Crisp is long dead.

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 19:49 | 1557759 Fix It Again Timmy
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Her eyes give her away, she's been down that road before...

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 20:36 | 1557892 WestVillageIdiot
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This bitch is 12 flavors of psycho.  She is Nancy Pelosi, minus 25 years. 

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 20:54 | 1557942 knukles
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You really think Nancy was that hot?
I dunno 'bout that....

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 21:18 | 1558020 snowball777
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You really that into down syndrome and/or fetal alchohol girls?

Sat, 08/13/2011 - 21:20 | 1558031 knukles
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Now that's just wrong to put an idea like that into my head.

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