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There is something just so femininely "fin de Keynesian siecle" about those clenched orange fists... But at least Schauble is happy.
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"I zee debt people"
I believe the Athens police have arrested your people Ms. Legarde. That's why they aren't returning your phone calls.
"My cock is twice the size of Janet Reno's!"
"Could you guys take it outside we're trying to buy souls over here...yeesh"
I told my son, who didn't know I was his father, that I was his father....God you're thick. Ooh just forget it....
Schauble: "Schiesse, Christina! tell him zee fist goes up zee poopshute if zee austerity eez not implemented immediately!"
As you say "nuerbodeee expects the Spanish indecision"
do you "really" want to know what happened to DSK ?
well, it wasn't the maid...
Under Strauss-Kahn the IMF's pursuit of financial stability has included calls for a possible replacement of the dollar as the world's reserve currency. An IMF report from January 2011[22] called for a stronger role for Special Drawing Rights (SDR) in order to stabilize the global financial system. According to the report, an expanded role for SDRs could help to stabilize the international monetary system. Furthermore, for most countries (except for those using the US dollar as their currency) there would be several advantages in switching the pricing of certain assets, such as oil and gold, from dollars to SDRs. For some commentators that amounts to a call for a "new world currency that would challenge the dominance of the dollar".[23]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dominique_Strauss-Kahn
well, I reckon wikipedia is by far a better source than bls or msm,
so what else is there ?
wr;)
Dude, you need to get with the programme ... This is a caption contest.
Alarmist dude, my first two lines in DSK post are the caption
to be thought or said by anyone to anyone else in the Lagarde picture...
but where is your caption Alarmist dude?
Dude in the wheelchair is saying:
Keep it up fat boy... I said the same thing to that fake tanned bitch and look where I ended up.
lol..
When we asked if you wanted steak,we did NOT mean the WHOLE cow....
"Iv you zink the suppositary you took for Greece voz bad, vait 'til you zee Italy!"
Lagarde---"OK, That's it. I'm going to watch Angela kick your ass out".
Obviously they're posing, 10 centuries of inbreeding on the European continent amongst the elites has rendered them all hemophiliacs, a punch is as good as a gun shot to the head with these people.
Lagarde: I don't know what that f*ck in the wheelchair is smiling at, but I'm going to take care of that RIGHT NOW.
"I don't care how long you hold your breath, Christine, I'm not coming up to your room and singing Thank Heaven for Little Girls again tonight"
After all these years, Queen Leah finally tells Jabba the Hut to "Go to Hell."
Your purse? No, I haven't seen it. Honest!
Meatloaf to Phil Spector "if you produce my next record I promise to love you forever and let you put a gun in my mouth while screwing me"
spector: let me jizz on your dead corpse and you got a deal.
Rule number three about Fight Club... If this is your first time, you gotta fight.
What's rule number one again?
.
Folks, this is a great reply to comment, ya'll are not paying attention.
OK fine, France surrenders ... you win again
one of these days wolfgang....pow....right in the kisser.
I think the guy La Garde (head of IMF) is talking to is Venizelus (Greek Finance Minister). Schauble in the background in the wheelchair is the Minister of Finance in Germany.
I think Schauble is getting a kick out of how mad La Garde is getting at Venizelus. If everyone is mad at Greece, Germany doesn't look bad for kicking them out of the Union.
If only Germany could kick the Greek out.
Is that not Venizelos of Greece?
Ben? Is that you? Mein Got! Vot a fantaztic disguise!
"My God woman, please tell me you didn't just shart yourself?"
By the way, you know that 130 billion we needed for the second installment? Miscalculation. We meant 210 billion euros. Still a small price to pay for kicking the can down the road for a few months, especially when you are printing the money anyway.
http://capital3x.com/think-tank/spain-labor-reforms-japan-contracted-and...
yen weakness being fully exploited by trADERS
Fuck off, spammer!
You do zat agin...
I will put vu over mi lap
and spanz your fat ass...
"Touch me there again and I'll knock your block off!"
"Vee haff outsourced Cristallnacht to Greece."
If that Schauble doesn't shut his fucking pie whole and help me get those ECB printers working I am going to drag his broken German wheelchair ass up to the top of the Eiffel tower and push the mother fucker off myself.
"...The Toad and the Red Herring are natural enemies..."
I won't let them do to me what they did to DSK, but I do like latina maid pussy.
Looking at you is the only thing that causes the little blue pill to fail me.
"If that cripple doesn't stop laughing at me, you better get your fattass over there and eat him."
no problem we are home and dry, he says.
I have a problem the d/gdp is still 140%, she grimaces.
I can fix that, let me call GS.
You fool, its GS who told me that.
"Douche!"
"Pap smear!"
"Weinerschnitzel!"
Cripple: That's One Hundred Euros on the fat Kraut b@stard to have a bratwurst bigger than her strapon.
LeGarde: "It's those Germans, again! Didn't Europe bend over for them enough in the last century? Mon dieu! They are like a fat turd blocking up my lower colon! Come to think of it..."
Venizelos: "Perhaps you need some easing as we do Madame; I just happen to have an enema kit in my bag, may I be of assistance?"
That's a classic Jiu Jitsu stance. It's preparatory to a forward kick to the groin.
An irresistible IMF force collides with an unmovable German object.
Schauble to friend,
"Pay up mofo, I told you I could get the French to take it up the rear from the Greeks. Only took us 80 years too!"
Schauble : "How I learned to stop worrying and Love the Euro"
Anyone have a good reason why SPY bottoms at ~9:30am 9 out of every 10 days (at least since early October) & then rallies the rest of the day?? Does that coincide with some kind of T settlements...? Just wondering why its so consistently that exact time.
It was a lot more fun at these meetings when Dominique and Silvio were here!
Lagarde: I'm the man in da house here! No, seriously.
Jabba the Hut: Dude, i know. Just gimme the loot.
Jabba the Butt meets Darth Lagarde
Too bad we can't centrally plan ONE non-reptillian looking eurocrat.
"...Okay, I got a good one for you...two Jews walk into a bar......"
Inflation versus Deflation.
delusion (Greece) versus an illusion (IMF)
Schauble: You like-a the juice-eh?
Wheelchair Guy: The Juice is very good huh?!?!
LaGarde: More Fu@#ing Juice!
Everyone Else: End This Sketch Now, were all tired of this sketch
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/d1053830d7/you-like-the-juice-juice-is-...
Hey, show me your Mr. Burns with clinched fist's imitation one more time...
LOL!
ZedHeds are some of the most intelligent bunch of sarcastic, brilliant, funny, assholes on the net...bravo!
Even the Trolls (just keep them to a minimum) i would rather listen to than sheep. At least Trolls challenge your witt - solidify your stand/view point...
Sheep just graze.
"You don't understand Greece, Mrs. Lagarde: If you want us to comply, you have to hand over a fakelaki first..."
LaGarde: Wanna bet my dick is bigger than one of your fat little fingers?
Schauble: "We've just too much debt."
Lagarde: "Don't ever say that! We can solve it.. with much more debt"
Let me hear those three little words: French Greek or Straight
"One of these days, Schauble -- pow! Right in the kisser!"
Your face? I've seen finer leather in a Chrysler Cordoba!
Well, do you feel lucky, punk? Do ya? Go ahead, make my day.
I'm too big to fail and you know it, so just get over it bitch.
i just stuck my fist in the wheelchair guys ass
"Frau LaGarde, is it true you failed your Pap test?"
I told you before!!! No more Money for your spending sprees. You will have to work for it if you want more Money.
Lagarde really,, you look like a commie, you smell like a commie, and we both know you blow like a commie.
OK, that's it! You will receive angry let tah!
"...now kick the can or I will kick your ass!"
Wow, they say a picture's worth a million words
"this volume-less rally proves how smart we are. Look at the market, it's green. The market loves us."
Lessons in Growth
"No. no. no, to grow upward, instead of widening, you must clench your fists as you hold your breath and push! Push!"
"He,he, it won't work", (thinks man in wheelchair giving strange handshake).
From Frankfurter on the right: "Goddam it Eddie! Dr. Scott got away again!!!!!!!!!"
(ZH'ers will have to dig deep for that reference)
Where's your fucking neck!!
It's just a jump to the left, and then a step to the right.
Put your fists on your hips; and bend your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust! That really drives you in-sa-a-a-a-a-ane!
Let's do THE TIME WARP again!
Schauble: We couldn't hide the crap you came out with when it was just France you were filling full of dirt: you are maing the entire panet into a dust bunny, go sing the Marseilleise amongst the cannisters in Syntagma Square and teach them to speak Austrian. My uncle in the wheelchair needs more benefits and he can't eat your Jimmy Choo's.
If it is itching that badly don't worry about excusing yourself and just head to the restroom.
Porky and Bess
She is pissed because he stole her strudle... she is, however, considering a total surrender as is the birthright of all french.
Lagarde: Tell me, why should I buy your guarantee?
Tommy Callahan/Schaeuble: Because they know all they sold ya was a guaranteed piece of shit. That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.
Rate drop disposes, haircutz kerblizten,
Bright golden florents, fiat money ist schitzen,
Austrian economics, allowed to its things
Zese are a few ov my favorits zings!
Lagarde - "You fat shit, it was you that was supposed to be fucked in the ass"
Schauble - "Give me sum skin brothas - I just tangoed the orange one"
SCHADENFREUDE: When watching is more fun!
"Do you speak Bocce?"
Does holding your hands like that allow your cell phone to get better reception?
Is that stain on your jacket from DSK?
Up yours!
Laguarde: I DID NOT get to Cum last night!!!! Fat Guy: I did.
Laguarde: I DID NOT get to Cum last night!!!! Fat Guy: I did.
Quote stuffing hurts. Halt all trading in crude.
Just in case ya wanted more quotes to stuff, look out below....
Cheers MsC
Glad to see you out and about posting.
That thing I asked you to do, maybe we could do it together as a question answer thing with me as an interviewer. We should do it here (ZH), out in the open, and let the shit fly. Lemme know if you would consider it.
I never stop deliberating a good idea and that one is well worth it. Still, sometimes it's best to set it aside for a bit to see how the concepts germinate. I'm sure we haven't seen the last of that one. I keep getting stuck on the never ending broad issues of timeliness, standing, citizenship and so on. Matters I have come to associate with the personal experiences of Gordon Hirabayashi in micro.
http://www.artsci.washington.edu/news/Winter00/Hirabayashi.htm
http://www.trinity.edu/departments/history/faculty/Miller/Hirabayashi.ht...
"You are the ugliest man I have ever seen!"
I'll leave it up to you to figure out which one of them said it.
Pregnant moment.
Der Man: Wanna play hide the Wienerschnitzel?
LaGarde: " Noo Not 2 in stinker and 1 in the pinker !
Venizelos: Please lady give Greece the bailout money so I can spend the proceeds on hookers and pork pies!
Lagarde: Not so fast, you're going to have to really convince me this time...
Venizelos: How?
Lagarde: Have you got anything of value to me?
Venizelos: My countries fucking broke you dumb shit!
Lagarde: Anything?
Venizelos: (pauses) How about I raid the public sector's pension funds, and we'll do a quickie.
Lagarde: You're not my type...
Venizelos: I'll kiss you twice as much as before...
Lagarde: Hmm... I wanna really feel it this time and not your girth...
Venizelos: You'll like it.
Lagarde: Deal!
2nd Entry:
Venizelos: "Did you hear 45 buildings were burned down in the protests last night?"
Lagarde: "Well, since you're still alive, I'm assuming McDonald's wasn't one of them."
mr legarde sorry madame..
your so called face reminds me of the french economy tired,dryed up spent a busted flush.
legarde you are an areva irradiated dung heap your eyes are like to piss holes in the snow.
in short i would rather lick the guy in the wheel chairs balls than touch your boney breasts and tinder dry punani.
I know you French surrender sovereignty at the drop of a hat. We Greeks prefer a slow decline.
Fat guy: Hey frenchie, what happened to you? I thought all you frenchies were supposed to be HOT!
I told you!
Too much Ouzo makes you ooze-oh!
Schauble: "She only knee-capped me, Veni's going to get his monetary adjustment rectally".
Wheelchair guy is taking the over/under.
To luff zis vork, you haff to first luff yourself, Christine.
GOD DAMNED I WISH I HAD A PENIS
"The last fucker who stained my dress is in a wheel chair!"
I hobbled his ass and all I got was chatting up this fat fuck. Angie, your turn with this worthless piece of shit - Chrissie (btw, what's the book running at Wolfie?)
I told you to sell all the wheelchairs in Greece. Why doesn't anyone listen to me?
"I want you to get an abortion"
Jack Sprat consumed the Fat, his Wife consumed the Lean.
"No, I am Jaquelinne Spratt, and you are my bitch ! " Mother Grimm's Fairy Tales Redux.
' Pay no attention to the wheel boy getting the hand job, it is part of his salary compensation package. "
Goddammit - I shoulda been made Godfather!!!...
GreekLoaf: "I would do anything for tranche."
Legarde: "Me, Greek style.?"
GreekLoaf: "But I won't do that!"
GreekLoaf: "What are you holding in those clenched fists of yours?"
Legarde: "I took the balls right out of their pouch."
GreekLoaf: "You know, I was born with three testicles but I'm missing one."
Legarde: "I'm so sorry."
GreekLoaf: "Two out of three aint bad."
GreekLoaf: "Come on. Let's go watch the Parthenon by the flashbomb lights.
GreekLoaf - LOL
Seems like no one noticed the masonic handshake being given in the background by the guy in the wheelchair...
Looks like "The Thing" of the Fantastic Four and an Octegenerian "Jean Grey" of the X-Men from the Marvel Comic books.
Steven Tyler: Dude looks like a laydee!
Christine rolled a 6. Looks like she didn't listen to Warren Buffett's cube advice.
http://dealbreaker.com/2012/02/dont-think-he-hasnt-tried/#more-67095
* “You can talk dirty to a cube but it will not respond.”
* “You can make obscene gestures in a cube’s direction but it will not respond.”
* “You can buy an apartment in the building a cross from a cube and
watch it at night through binoculars but it will not respond.”
* “You can send nude pictures of yourself to a cube but it will not respond.”
* “You can initiate a nice snuggle with a cube in the hopes that it will lead to sex, but it will not respond.”
* “You can run your tongue all around the outer rim of the cube, but it will not respond.”
* “You can tweak the edges of a cube but it will not respond.”
* “You can drill a hole in a cube and fuck the shit out of it but, like a Real Doll, it will not respond.”
H/T williambanzai7
http://www.flickr.com/photos/expd/6839122251/sizes/o/in/photostream/
Schauble: "...I'm sorry, were you saying something?..."
Arnie Sacnussen, I presume....
My goodness me, you are all sick bastrads, aren't you?
Oh sorry! That's not a caption compettion entry. It's a comment about the competion entrants. By the way, can't any of you find the umlaut on your keyboards. It's Schäuble, dummies, not Schauble.
Oh, Tyler, your avatar must be out of date. Surely you have grey hair by now reading all the excitable imaginings of seriously depraved minds expressed here.
U. D. D. E. R.
Unholy Dalliance's Defamation Eradication Revolution
Umlauts have been confiscated as possible incitement to terrorism. They will be released from their secret prisons in due time. You may wish to write a letter of petition to your government for their early release.
"Babe, you know you want me."
Or.
"Oh I said just forget the debts, we'll just give you the money, no strings."
Are you telling me you ate an entire 30-plate buffet? What, you couldn't save me just one Danish, ya fat fuck?? You better hope Schauble brought beef jerky again or you and me are gonna dance, fatass. Capiche?
"Does this bailout make my ass look fat?"
LaGarde and Schauble re-enact "Who's on First?"
"I'm sorry, I had beans last night"
They call me 'Large and In Charge' where I come from. What do they call you?
The Queen of Pain. And you're about to find out why, goat fucker.
Reservations for dinner in Greece tonight?
Fatsack beating
You see what I did to Schaeuble when he would not follow orders oui monsieur. And your not too big to put over my knee you know.
EV: They were right. You're positively ravishing. Especially when you're angry. What do you say we retire to my suite when this boring meeting is over and I'll show you my olive collection? I have a jar of kalamatas to die for.
CL: You dolt! I'm a man!
Lagarde has the best hair of all men in this picture
Venizelos: Princess Leah LOOOVED being chained to Jabba-the-Hut, Baby.
Lagarde: WORM FOOD!
venizelos: you know, if you got a nose job, you might be able to meet a man, who would want to fuck you. just sayin!
I think a dick can go up there just fine now. No nose job needed.
Nice poot, Christine .. Now pull my finger.
I can lift Europe with just my vagina.
WHAT?! How dare you say that about Justin Bieber!
"Watch it fatso or I'll put you in a wheelchair like your buddy back there - Grrrrrrr!"
If you win the contest what's the prize?
Tyler's got everyone coming out of the woodwork on this - Ha! Ha! Ha! Good one!
"Yeah....mainly sauerkraut and beer. Sometimes I'll have a weiner schnitzel or two with them, but I really love Ocktoberfest. It's the best time of year"