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FaceBerg
$28 handle...FaceBook - truly the gift that keeps on giving... massive losses
Current VWAP post-IPO is now only $36.70 and falling
From Options-land:
- Puts 144k vs Calls 100k
- Put IV 66.5%, Call IV 55.6%
- June $30 Puts most active 19210 lots
- Most interesting is the $45 July Straddle that seems very popular (and the 1 lot $10 June Straddle)
And finally, here is Cramer from February 2, advising his viewers to buy FaceBook, and Morgan Stanley ($19.66) which will benefit from the FB IPO, and is "a dirt cheap stock"
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Face2Palm - (remember the B2B B2C C2C craze in the 1999 2000 bubble)
More like FaceFuck. FRAUD is the business of Amerika.
Face YOU! You Facing Face!
The sad part is.. the insiders probably knew this was going to happen or at least they knew there'd be a high probability at such overvalued ipo price.
Well, last I checked, the Corzine Multiplier* is still in effect.
*If he don't hang, we gonna gain
Think my stop-limit buy order for $1 will trigger?
only in a flash crash, which unfortunately triggers a mulligan.
Sooo....I should set it for $1.01?
gold on salle today...
Gold on salle today eh? -1 for you too.
Who is the CHILD that is giving every post a down arrow?
Maybe Zuckerberg joined up?
Cramer?
The Child is still here apparently, whoever it is...
see if mine holds!
Paid per -Click?
Cmon, gimme one down, dont be such a SOB! I feel as a zucker here...
Damn!
On this post, a down arrow is 'priced in'.
Heh!
Fleecebook.
This baby is a solid hold at $5.
Fuck-a-bug
Fuck-a-book
Fuck-a-bag
Fuckeberg
SNAZU
When you really think about it, they tried to sell 109 billion dollars of new stock in a dying market. Laughable in hindsight.
It deserved much hilarity in foresight also.
there wasn't $109 B available. There only sold/tried to sell about $15B
Insiders hold the rest....
time for a massive circle jerk with Cramer in the middle
It will be interesting to see how FB responds to the clamor re. its relatively anemic annual revenue stream (i.e. ~$4 Billion) vs. the company valuation. Let's see how they try to raise revenues.
As a side note, I voted for Dr. Ron Paul in the Texas GOP Primary today. It sure would be nice if he were on the ticket in November.
Morgan Stanley is a dirt cheap stock?
Oh, man ... they said that about Worldcom.
Bob Barker bitchezz
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A
Have yer IPO spayed or neutered?
BTW, is there some angry fvcktard giving one (or more) minus ratings to every post on this thread? If so, get a life, fvcktard.
If there is, I just zero-summed him/her/it.
I thought the big ad agencies followed lockstep with the big banks (owned by the same assholes) - so the megacorps just toss money at whatever the agencies recommend.
So I really don't "get" this devaluation of FB. The company is worthless, but can be manipulated by the banks to gain or lose any "value" they wish. If the banks tell the media buyers to buy ads on FB, then they'll do as they're told.
They basically created a stock that they could freely manipulate however they like. The only true "valuation" of the stock is whatever the banks decide?
At least small businesses actively advertise on Google. FB is just a TBTF circle-jerk.
So what's up now?
They opened the stock up to "options" - zuckering in more investors to "short" the stock by creating a massive "sell-off". They then just calculate how much money they wish to make and artifically prop the stock back up to earn the most money, zuckering the "shorters"?
Not being an insider, I wouldn't get anywhere near that BS. It's been a set-up from the start and always will be. If diamonds are forever, then so is Facebook. Maybe it's just the diamond replacement given no one can afford to get married these days, what with all the kids living with their parents - tweeting and fb-ing each other?
The only "speculation" on FB by anyone other than the "insiders" is a stupid bet against the house. Because, as we already know, even if the house gets SO greedy it fails, we just bail them out again.
Again, I think they just didn't make as much as they wanted when NASDAQ f'd the IPO raid, so now they're setting up stupid investors to "short" a stock they can artifically prop back up at any time.
Seriously, corporate circle-jerk aside, what (if ANY) real value does FB offer?
Bullish!
"You just have to buy things and accept that they're over-valued." ---Cramer @ Dow 14000.
I'm always amazed anybody follows Cramer and if they do, I'm equally amazed someone hasn't beat the shit out of him
Yeah, that's beyond me. He's like a weatherman who forecasts blizzards in Texas over Memorial Day because he got paid off with stock in snow plows.
And the P/E is still in the 90s?
not after being adjusted today
Would you recognize Cramer as someone else on here?
FaceBerged. I like it. Let's make it a new meme.
and that on the up day
...i just could not resist:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toXhZi5PWmw
"two words"
Is it Schadenfreude if it (the reaming) was so fucking obvious?
Cramer. So wrong for sooo long. Can there be any question he's a Wall Street shill, or the rest of the MSM for that matter?
He's working the human power elite mojo from They Live. We don't even need Hoffman lenses to detect him. Because he is an outrageous liar.
John Stewart (not his real name) made fun of him as though it's all some joke and we can just get on with our lives- but the control system is hurting and killing people so it makes it hard to find it funny except in a Darwin Awards sort of way.
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FaceBook -> FartBook -> FraudBook -> FallBook -> FuckBook.
It's over.
Dang! FB puts on day one.......man what a sweet thng that woulda been.
face up.
face facts
face fucked
love how someone voting down everyone, poor sucker must be still holding his shiny FB longs
Facebook (NASDAQ:FB)
Let's show those banksters how it's really done. Price it with your arrows ladies and gents!
This is just stupid. Anyone "investing" in this stock - shorting or whatnot - is buying into what y'all have singled out as a "muppet" stock.
It holds no true value, never will. Speculating on speculation is the name of the game - and betting "for" or "against" will only land you in the house's purse.
But I did succeed today in downloading the HFT app from my iPad, while I was visting the NYSE (NASDAQ is their little bitch anyway)... I pressed it as close against the glass as I could.
Anyway, I invested $100,000 and my app cleared me $500,000 - so done with posting on ZeroHedge while I party my ass off.
Found on wallstcheatsheet.com:
Despite these near-term issues, we expect dramatic long-term revenue growth. Facebook has built a huge moat between it and its competitors, and we endorse Mr. Zuckerberg’s mission (if not his wardrobe). As Facebook enhances the user experience, we expect three things to happen: (1) a better experience will lead to more users; (2) a better experience should also lead to more engagement; and (3) a greater user base that spends even more time than the current user base will likely be an irresistible target for advertisers.
Maintaining our OUTPERFORM rating and 12-month price target of $44, which implies a 22x multiple on our hypothetical 2015 EPS figure of $2.00. We think that our price target is warranted due to Facebook’s huge upside potential for revenue and earnings growth.
Michael Pachter is an analyst at Wedbush Morgan.
http://wallstcheatsheet.com/stocks/4-reasons-facebook-shares-have-bombed.html/#
why when I read a post about facefuck I start laugh histerically?
It must be the thought of all those idiot greater fool muppets dreaming they were gonna get rich, but found themselves the last fool in line.
heh,
there appears to be two muppets here still holding the facerip bag. thats funny guys, your losses and -2 for you
Here's a question I can't find an answer too: The "berg" sold over a billion dollars worth of shares before trading to cover "tax issues". Does he owe Cap Gains tax at 15% for say 7 Billion worth of shares sold for cash on the private excange ebfore the company went public? So this douche-muffin may have already walked with billions before any kind of lock-up expires?
That one needs to be worked to add a little more kindling to the flame here. This thing stinks to high heaven.
Happy the smart phone rumors failed to prop up Face-Pamphlet today. ("Well, gee, we got this compost pile of cash from them on the IPO, let's figure out a way to turn their idolatry into a perpetuity.")
"Smart phone", eh? No one's ever been rescued by an oxymoron.
can a stock go negative?
how does the song go...
cia
people that love people are the luckiest people in the world.
the romance ohh the body language.
it's over it's all written in her honeymoon face.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2151779/Facebook-stock-goes-30-r...
cia face
happy face
oirish jew hewson face
smirking insider face
sell take the money and run elevation face
billion dollar happy mcfuck face.
u2 bald headed sunken eyed bono face.
with his sunglasses on hiding a very tired leather jew face.
nice rocknrolla book work.
face book skull fucking face fuck.
Cramer's Angry: 'They Played You For Chumps!'
No comment necessary.
Yee Haa, 28.84 at least - (was too pissed to notice last night) -if it hits 28.00 Im off to buy a new pc
Facebook can go into earnings overdrive, it just needs another 7,800 million subscribers. Easy.
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