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And so it is written; thou shalt not drink big soda upon the veritable streets of New York City. As the Village Voice reports, the NY Board of Health just passed Bloomberg's soda ban proposal banning sugary drinks in more than 16-ounce cups. Of course, none of this should come as a surprise as repression swings from financial to social - what next? No more 8-year-old chimney-sweeps? No more untested drugs on the market? Free-speech suppression on YouTube? As WSJ notes: During the first three months after the ban takes effect, the city will inspect and inform sellers when they are not in compliance with the law. The city will allow a three-month grace period before it begins issuing notice of violations that are subject to fines. Will there be soda hoarding? 'I Drink 17-ounces-at-a-time' T-Shirts?

 

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Thu, 09/13/2012 - 13:32 | 2790675 Count de Money
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Thousands? More like millions. All the friends I grew up with have all moved away to friendlier climes. If it weren't for all the immigrants who don't know any better, this place would look like Detroit.

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 13:50 | 2790788 blunderdog
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It's not NYC--it's Manhattan.  Important to know the difference.

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 12:53 | 2790340 Zymurguy
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How many new law enforcement officers now get to be hired in the bureau of soda safety?

B.O.S.S.

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 13:05 | 2790408 Hyper Entropy
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Fuck, I can't buy anymore 64oz Big Gulps to dump down my gullet?

I'm curious if this new ordinance will have any effect on the number of diagnosed diabetics in the city.

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 13:23 | 2790607 Count de Money
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Don't worry. Bloomberg will cook up some statistics for you from the NYC DMSU, the Department of Making Shit Up.

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 13:07 | 2790437 Stackers
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Who says you cant herd a cat ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk7yqlTMvp8

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 13:09 | 2790486 dickizinya
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Ray-cizm!  No more 'people' walking down the street with big gulps.

 

 

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 13:20 | 2790578 khakuda
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State planning sucks.

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 13:27 | 2790643 Democratic koolaid
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It`s An American Right to be a Obese Slob or A Millionare!?  

 

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 13:27 | 2790646 Count de Money
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This is what you get when you vote Democrat. You get your freedom taken away from you in nice thin slices.

(Bloomberg was a Democrat before he was bribed to become a Republican.)

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 13:31 | 2790666 which way weste...
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He's a "jew", first and only.

Our greatest misfortune.  A Poisonous Mushroom.

Russia, Germany, and now the USSA.

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 15:41 | 2791625 tonyt78
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There is little difference between the Democrats and Republicans.

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 15:41 | 2791627 tonyt78
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There is little difference between the Democrats and Republicans.

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 13:30 | 2790670 Democratic koolaid
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The "They" put prozak in soda-pop Aka your beloved Sugar.  Populare Culture tells you what to eat Aka french frys.

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 13:34 | 2790694 Democratic koolaid
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Democrats Dont like White people and this is a Obviouse Fad, and the white men in the Democratic Party are homo's. 

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 13:42 | 2790735 Democratic koolaid
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Bloomberg milks the  system with some jew I.T.     

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 13:52 | 2790813 blunderdog
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Idiot.  Bloomberg's not a Democrat.

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 14:08 | 2790951 Count de Money
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I wouldn't go around calling other people idiots if I were you.

Here's the story: Guliani was term limited as mayor and the Republicans wanted to get someone to replace him. Bloomberg was chosen because he could finance his own campaign and kick in some money for other Republicans. The only problem was that Bloomberg had always been a registered Democrat up to that point. So they got him to switch parties just in time for the Republican primary.

They could have chosen Herman Badillo, a former liberal Democrat who later became wise, and Chancellor of the City University system who turned that place around from being a joke. But the Republican bosses fell in love with Bloomberg's money and Badillo was thrown under the bus.

That's why the Republican party in New York deserves every beating it's going to get.

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 16:15 | 2791837 blunderdog
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I don't see any relevance to what I said, unless...are you saying the Republican party in New York is made up of Democrats? 

Something I learned a few years back--in NYS, you cannot "unregister" your political affiliation.  You can only choose a different one. 

So unfortunately, because I refuse to do the absurd state-sponsored paperwork to register as an "independent," I will likely DIE as a "registered Democrat."  In NYS, anyway.  If I move, and decide to play ball with these assholes again, I could register as a Republican, and then I'd be BOTH AT THE SAME TIME!

It would certainly have nothing to do with my beliefs, though.  It's a bit like the Mormon practice of converting the dead.  Anyone can write their own version of history.

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 18:04 | 2792304 Count de Money
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My apologies if I misunderstood you.

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 14:38 | 2791168 Slightly Insane
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May I suggest that the statists at some point will enact euthanasia for all those folks with IQ's less then 100.  The only exception (of course) would be state, local, and federal employees.  If we didn't allow for the exception, then there would be no one to run the government.  On second thought, I would like to start with local, state, and federal employees ....and then re-evaluate after the purge.

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 14:38 | 2791173 catacl1sm
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Plebians

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 15:16 | 2791466 mccoyspace
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A sign coming soon to a bodega near you: "Buy 2 16oz sodas, get a 32oz cup for free!"

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 15:30 | 2791574 robertocarlos
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The average rent in NY is $3500 a month but you can't buy a 17 ounce softdrink.

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 15:43 | 2791647 Shizzmoney
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"The number of exceptions to the ban makes the whole practice an absurd spectacle of pointless progressive authoritarian paternalism."

http://t.co/h365mOfJ

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 15:51 | 2791689 galtgulch9
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Let us put an end to this kind of fascist nonsense:

Check out:

www.GaryJohnson2012.com

If he gets enough votes it will make Libertarian Party credible for future. Besides hard to tell which one would be worse or more evil this election, the "progressive" or the empty suit flopping in the wind with no principles who concedes he doesn't know the Constitutional limits on the Fed.

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 16:06 | 2791774 Democratic koolaid
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toilet head blunderdog I never said bloomberg was a Democrat! Bloomberg finaces his only co-oped Monopoly. He is buisness in his world that transends politics count de money. slightly insane Statistics are manipulated check Soviet wheat inventory numbers. Soda pop bloats asses and bellys check your local low income comunitys. It's popoustrous to allow homos to kiss on t.v. and then not let them drink their fizzy pop filled prozak to. Shizzmoney instead of paternalism look up the word Eugenicist.

 

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 16:23 | 2791898 blunderdog
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Do you need a lesson on how to use this website, bro?  Try using the REPLY link at the bottom of the post that caused some kind of disturbance inside your brain.

I'd reply, but all I got here was some incoherent noise about homos and fizzy drinks. 

(I really wish they'd bring back the CAPTCHA.)

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 16:19 | 2791869 Democratic koolaid
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Libertarians are The most respectable thing on the Left side of that Imaginary ideaology line.

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 16:48 | 2792004 Ar-Pharazôn
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guess who has the biggest police departement? :P

 

http://policepay.blogspot.ch/2011/04/police-department-employees-50-larg...

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 17:57 | 2792262 Democratic koolaid
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blunderdog dont give me your homo-liberal charachter insults because you cant comprehend the english language,  I know your tactics well.  

the Facists have the biggest police department aka big government

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 18:27 | 2792389 blunderdog
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toilet head blunderdog I never said bloomberg was a Democrat! Bloomberg finaces his only co-oped Monopoly. He is buisness in his world that transends politics count de money. slightly insane Statistics are manipulated check Soviet wheat inventory numbers. Soda pop bloats asses and bellys check your local low income comunitys. It's popoustrous to allow homos to kiss on t.v. and then not let them drink their fizzy pop filled prozak to. Shizzmoney instead of paternalism look up the word Eugenicist.

THAT is not the English language, moron--that looks like mental illness. 

But if you're from somewhere where they don't speak English, I forgive your ignorance.  Tell me what your native tongue is and I'll be happy to try to communicate with you.

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 19:24 | 2792629 Democratic koolaid
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Pretty sure it was English, check your Glasses "moron".

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 19:38 | 2792677 blunderdog
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Weak troll is weak.  Ok, see ya. Still can't find that reply link, eh?

(The quality of the trolls always declines precipitiously when an election's coming up.  Sigh.)

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 20:55 | 2792945 Democratic koolaid
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I didnt want to reply to you specificly dush.

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 20:56 | 2792949 blunderdog
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Bullshit.  Glad you found it, though.  :)  Progress, lil Demmie!

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 19:51 | 2792711 which way weste...
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This homo jew midget should be shot in the head.....as a starting point.

Every policeman and firefighter would cheer outloud if this jew were shot and killed.

Thu, 09/13/2012 - 20:53 | 2792940 Democratic koolaid
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what a pair of clowns.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 00:01 | 2793481 VekTor
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Looks like a market opportunity in the making.  Quick, someone make a plastic harness that straps four 16-ounce drink cups together, with a single cylinder at the bottom as the "handle".  Add a 4-by branching bendy straw rig.

Sell them to fast food joints, and let 'em put them right there on the counter.

You want 64 ounces?  Gotcher "Eff You Bloomy" drink holder right here! Four sixteen ouncers coming right up!

Profit.

Fri, 09/14/2012 - 05:27 | 2793768 SoundMoney45
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This is a deflationary crisis!  The price of a soda just dropped.  This clearly calls for another iteration of money creation, the bigger the better!  /sarc off

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