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Late Tuesday Headlines





  • Exxon cut to Neutral from Buy at UBS
  • 78,000 fired today (NY Post)
  • Thain called to testify on Merrill bonuses, hires spin doctors (FT, NY Post)
 
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Market in Full Meltdown Mode; IBM Has Head in Sand





Financials all over the world received the Friend-O treatment today....repeatedly. XLF financial index hits all time low.

IBM which announced better than expected results after the close, says "confident about 2009", and gives 2009 EPS guidance of $9.20 above consensus $8.75... good luck with that guys.

 
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January 21 Early Headlines





  • Citigroup and Bank of America "surge more than 4 percent" (Bloomberg)
  • Foreigners buying up newspapers: first Slim-NYT, now Lebedev-Evening Standard (Moscow Times)
  • Fiat catches Chrysler virus, drops to 24-year low (Bloomberg)
  • American Airlines posts $69 million loss (
 
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Dollar to Ruble F/X Rate About to Go Parabolic





In a move geared to stop the daily drainage of its currency reserve, Russia is considering "dirty-floating" the ruble. While we are not sure what dirty floating is, but sure like the sound of it, we assume the impact on the ruble will be to send it plummeting.

 
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In Ironic Twist, U.S. Taxpayers Are Approaching Net Debt-Free Status





BofA estimates that the U.S. Treasury and Federal Reserve combined, now are responsible for directly supporting about 70% of the banking system liabilities and 20% of shareholders' equity. Presuming there is virtually no equity value in U.S. banking, which would of course be the case without systemic support, then liabilities equal assets. In that case, in a government mediated vicious circle, U.S. taxpayers have indirectly paid off 70% of the loans that the US banking system has underwritten to U.S. taxpayers...

 
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GOOG Beats Estimates At First Glance





$5.10 4Q EPS vs. $4.96 consensus.

More as our fingers unfreeze and we can type

Seems all is well.. They just need to not hire any more people...ever
Also about 85% of employees have stock options under water... Sergei and Larry? Not so much

 
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Greatwide Logistics To Be Acquired by DE Shaw, Centerbridge





In a recent press release, insolvent trucking company Greatwide Logistics, announced that it was "sold" to an investor group consisting of DE Shaw and Centerbridge. While no cash changed hands, the two Hedge Funds have agreed to a debt for equity swap: the company's total debt would be reduced by 77% from $620 million to $140 million.

 
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Market in Full Meltdown Mode; IBM Has Head in Sand





Financials all over the world received the Friend-O treatment today....repeatedly. XLF financial index hits all time low.

IBM which announced better than expected results after the close, says "confident about 2009", and gives 2009 EPS guidance of $9.20 above consensus $8.75... good luck with that guys.

 
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January 21 Early Headlines





  • Citigroup and Bank of America "surge more than 4 percent" (Bloomberg)
  • Foreigners buying up newspapers: first Slim-NYT, now Lebedev-Evening Standard (Moscow Times)
  • Fiat catches Chrysler virus, drops to 24-year low (Bloomberg)
  • American Airlines posts $69 million loss (
 
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Daily Ponz: Now in Texas





A hedge fund run by a former bail bondsman? He had a swimming pool in his office? $45 million hedge fund?

Sigh. Read all about Rod Cameron Stringer,43, and RCS Capital.

 
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NY City - NY State Rivalry Escalates to All Out War in Face of Apocalypse





New York Mayor Mike Bloomberg testified before the state assembly ways and means committee about what the proposed NY State budget would mean for NYC. In a nutshell, NYC is on the verge of 1970's Taxi Driver status.

 
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Adding Insult to Pink Slip





CNBC reports John Thain had bought 84,600 shares yesterday. This translates to a loss of over $70,000 in one day. Enough to buy two commodes on legs or about 14 port-a-potties, which may be more prudent as the New York Unemployment Benefits hotline is still off the hook for the 4th week running.

****UPDATE****

The purchase apparently was at$5.71 so no major commode loss

 
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Let's Hear it For The New Deathwatch Participants





We usually make a lot of fun of Yahoo Finance for their sophisticated outlook on the economy. In this case they may have been on to something.

 
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MGM Selling Mirage to Penn National Redux





Debtwire's secret spies reiterate the rumor we initially picked up almost two weeks ago.

 
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GM Beginning To Share Erin Burnett's Outlook on Life





9:21 *GM SAYS JANUARY U.S. SALES RATE MAY BE BELOW 10 MILLION

So you are saying 10.5 million was optimistic huh

 
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