The Morning After Caption Contest

Submitted by Tyler Durden on 02/21/2012 09:45 -0400

Because a(nother) pyrrhic victory is still a victory.

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Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:46 | 2180502 SwingForce

"I've got gas...."

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:52 | 2180531 spankthebernank

We've trick em again! How's my top o' the gut tie?

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:56 | 2180553 economics1996

We keep getting paychecks, this is a great gig.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:57 | 2180568 economics1996

Hell yea! Now its time to run up some more debt! Where is the credit card?

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:03 | 2180598 JPM Hater001

This picture is my next avatar...

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:31 | 2180685 bdc63

Glad someone thought to ask Siri or we might have been here for another 7 hours ...

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 11:20 | 2180834 Bananamerican

"Quick. Smile. They're looking!"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 12:14 | 2181073 Triggernometry

Hi Mom!!!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 13:01 | 2181295 Dave Thomas

I'm not a real economist, but I DID stay at a Holiday Inn Express!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:03 | 2180599 VanillAnalyst

Evangelos: "Smile Lucas, we're going to Hooters later on, half price wings!"

Lucas: "Yeah... but our Euros are only worth half as much now..."

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:22 | 2180653 TheFourthStooge-ing

Parasite 1: I can't believe they fell for it again.

Parasite 2: This'll be great for my bonus. I'm going island shopping.

Parasite 3: I call dibs on Lesbos!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:25 | 2180657 Don Birnam

"...So the priest and the Rabbi switch booths. In walks the next penitent. 'Can I help you' says the Rabbi. The penitent says 'It's been one week since my last confession and I've committed adultery two times.' The Rabbi says 'Go out and do it a third time; we have a special - three for five euros !' "

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:30 | 2180680 SilverIsKing

"So the priest and the Rabbi switch booths. In walks the next penitent. 'Can I help you' says the Rabbi. The penitent says 'It's been one week since my last confession and I've committed adultery two times.' The Rabbi says 'screwing the public doesn't really represent adultery'"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:31 | 2180689 I am more equal...

Three stooges save the world.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 11:19 | 2180826 NumberNone

Do you think it's the deal or the 4-way we had last night that has Angela Merkel crying in the corner?

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 13:20 | 2181368 Cadavre

"That was close - i thought we were about to get fired - instead we get a raise - i'm gonna use those extra euros to buy an under age half starved greek waif to sloppily tame my crusty zipper dragon in the alley behind Athen's Citi Bank"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:32 | 2180536 Pladizow

When were done with Greece, we'll have to rename it KY!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 11:35 | 2180700 bdc63

I wish the world cared more ... this 'hiring our own paparazzi' thing is getting expensive ...

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:53 | 2180753 LongSoupLine

"Can you believe this shit?!...and none of us were even elected into these positions!"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 11:20 | 2180823 Zero Debt

I am glad I did not have to read it before I signed it!

Or maybe better: By the time they start reading this we will be all gone!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:18 | 2180639 Blank Reg

After this, we all get ice cream. Mmmmm.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 12:17 | 2181083 Eisenhorn

Board Members of the Belgian Caterer's Planning Committee hail the news of permanent Troika prescence in Greece as Belgian Catering Industry Index hits new highs. "No, we don't know what it means." Said Hans Yodel, Chairman, "But we do know that our waffles are wildly popular in Athens!"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:19 | 2180642 Dead Canary

GAS! DID SOMEBODY SAY GAS!!!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:31 | 2180687 PY-129-20

What about this picture? Oh lala...

http://www.welt.de/multimedia/archive/01570/bs21_21_DW_Kultur__1570915p.jpg

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:40 | 2180722 MsCreant

Good God, I had started thinking of you as a friend around this here blog.

MY EYES, MY EYES, AHHHHH!!!!

You set me up for that. Don't think I won't remember this you Kraut, you!!!

;-D

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 11:43 | 2180915 PY-129-20

Ah, the sound of pain in the morning - how refreshing... I hope you have learnt your lesson, Ms. Creant. I am a Kraut. I am supposed to be evil. You can't blame me for that, seriously.

But then...it would suck if...can't we be friends again? I know I've gone too far with this. I promise I won't do it again. You know I have to keep a certain standard of evilness. Otherwise I could lose my Kraut-Status. And that wouldn't be good. No, that would be terrible. I mean people would start to hug me or something like that. *ahem* Now let us all think about something beautiful - like a German Jagdpanzer rolling over a flower bed.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:57 | 2180766 metastar

Disgusting Banker Porn! It makes me wonder what happens when the cameras are off.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 12:19 | 2181096 NotApplicable

Sandusky Time.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:32 | 2180692 Chief KnocAHoma

1st Euro trash guy - "Do you feel guilty? I mean we just royal fucked over every private investor holding any Greek debt. The American banks are really gona take it in the ass on this one."

2nd Euro trash guy - "Do I feel guilty? Let me ask you a question, do you think those American banks felt guilty when they were pushing those fantasy MBS products on us? Do you think GS feels guilty about their fantasy ratings of Greece?"

1st Euro trash guy - "But this could bring down their big banks."

2nd Euro trash guy - "Fuck America! What have they ever done for us?"

1st Euro trash guy - "Well nothing... since that whole D-Day thing."

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:46 | 2180504 digitlman

WTF is Louie Anderson doing there?

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:58 | 2180571 Sancho Ponzi

Fucktards-R-Us

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:54 | 2180757 Ruffcut

They were asked to sing the song; "JUMP YOU FUCKERS".

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:47 | 2180506 Sam Clemons

"Either way, we are getting paid and won't have to pay for this."

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:47 | 2180507 valley chick

Hell's Angels

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:55 | 2180709 bdc63

"Well, Laurel, here's another fine mess you've gotten us into"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:47 | 2180508 It is a bargin ...

"Look at us smug cunts"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:48 | 2180509 qussl3

Cocksuckers anonymous.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:47 | 2180510 StrictlyNumbers

Off Picture Euro Technocrat: Since we bought you Venizelos how about you go and get me a coffee

Venizelos: Ahhhhh you guysssssssss.... but seriosly ok I'll be right back

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:49 | 2180511 StrictlyNumbers

Remember when we fucked the bond holders and still didn't solve the underlying problem... hahaha yeah good times!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:48 | 2180512 Lost Wages

Is this the Rat Pack or the Brat Pack?

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:50 | 2180525 DogSlime

It's the Cack Pack

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:48 | 2180514 orangedrinkandchips

"MONEY FOR NOTHING AND YOUR CHICS FOR FREE"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:49 | 2180515 GeneMarchbanks

Because a(nother) Pyromaniac victory is still a burning Athens.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:49 | 2180517 Jim in MN

LOL did you see the look on their...dude, where's my car, house, and assets?

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:49 | 2180519 JPM Hater001

I brokered the whole deal,with this itty bitty tie.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:39 | 2180717 bdc63

the Pepboys! -- Manny, Moe and Jackass

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:49 | 2180520 Byte Me

(Venalzios): "SUCKERS!!!!!)

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:50 | 2180521 EBR MOD 0

look no bullets or troops needed, why didn't we do this last time, LOL

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:50 | 2180522 mc_LDN

If this is the best that techncratic governemnt has to offer we need a revolution. If you're going to railroad democracies at least give us some hot supermodels to do it.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:19 | 2180645 trebuchet

Bunga Bunga!!!!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:51 | 2180526 EL INDIO

FAT ASS

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:09 | 2180620 francis_sawyer

That smile on my face is warm pee running down my leg because I can't see my dick...

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:54 | 2180528 margaris

no caption.... just dub it with something like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8JUIGdKli0

or http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuwBPcdbWuw

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:51 | 2180529 nudlee

"You call this a solution?? Hahahaha...."

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:52 | 2180532 Ivanovich

"Bring me Solo and the Wookie. They will all pay for this outrage!"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:03 | 2180602 DogSlime

HA! +1

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:30 | 2180681 Dreadker

Genius man... pure genius! lol +1

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 11:23 | 2180848 VanillAnalyst

Luke: I saw - I saw a city in the clouds (GREECE).
Yoda: [nods] Friends you have there.
Luke: They were in pain...
Yoda: It is the future you see.
Luke: The future?
[pause]
Luke: Will they die?
Yoda: [closes his eyes for a moment] Difficult to see. Always in motion is the future.
Luke: I've got to go to them.
Yoda: Decide you must, how to serve them best. If you leave now, help them you could; but you would destroy all for which they have fought, and suffered.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:52 | 2180533 rsnoble

That's nice. Why don't they take a picture of outside and see how many people "aren't" happy.

Are they still rioting or was their a huge spike in vaseline futures this am?

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:52 | 2180534 CAUSE_EFFECT

The Three Stooges 2.0

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:52 | 2180539 buttmilk

Tryin to catch me ridin dirty

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:53 | 2180540 rsnoble

BTW a when is a 74% loss to bondholders not a default? Answer: When JPM and GS say it isn't.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:53 | 2180543 JohnKozac

"Ha ha ha....you're appointing ME the Chief Laughologist?!"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:54 | 2180544 LetThemEatRand

We are laughing at you, not with you.

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 10:56 | 2180763 Arvo Particleboard

"It's a good thing we own gold."

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:55 | 2180548 jmcadg

Do I look electable now?

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:55 | 2180549 SnobGobbler

"i can't believe we stole their country again! we just show up and get more money for you! and you! and me!"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:56 | 2180551 trebuchet

Schauble: "You know we must implement this as soon as possible"

Papademos : "Yes, ................... ,indeed"

Venizelos: " Hfgmgg,hah mfsgs ha hah ha hA HA HAHA HA "

As camera takes picture

Schauble (under his breath), Schiesze!!!

Papademos " Yes,........ , indeed"

Venizelos: HAHAHAHA

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 16:30 | 2180552 Azannoth

Schauble just stormed the Greek Immigration Office in Athens asking for Asylum status of a hated Fin. Minister(said his life would be in danger if he ever returned to Germany), .. greek reply "get in line"

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:56 | 2180558 MsCreant

It's Ralph Furley in a wheel chair, holy shit!

It's hers, and hers, and his...

Three's company too!

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:58 | 2180560 LouisDega

If you are going to have an intermission, Can you cue up some Ben Hur music?

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:56 | 2180563 chindit13

"Okay, Ms. Lagarde, we'll sign. Just put your clothes back on. You're killing us."

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:57 | 2180564 Snakeeyes

Surprisingly muted bond market reaction, Must mean that no one thinks Greece will deliver, including me. Neil Sedaka's "Breaking up is hard to do" should be rewritten as "Spending cuts are hard to do." Euro-area Finance Ministers Reach Agreement on 2nd Round of Bailouts for Greece: Bond Market Reaction is … Meh

http://confoundedinterest.wordpress.com/2012/02/21/euro-area-finance-ministers-reach-agreement-on-2nd-round-of-bailouts-for-greece/

Tue, 02/21/2012 - 09:57 | 2180565 CPL