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A Much Deserved Blast From The Past

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He was completely right back then. He is even more right now. And yes, when Wall Street Pro takes to the streets, only then will it be on.

 

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Sat, 10/08/2011 - 09:09 | 1752580 knukles
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I like Jarts.
Another fucking gift to man that the Gubamnit outlawed.
Just like the Bag-0-Glass.

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 21:55 | 1751882 Howard_Beale
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He was hysterical the first time! Love it!

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 22:00 | 1751903 Librarian
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrccaihPXH8

I always love to see computers die...

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 20:34 | 1753686 Rynak
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There is something more beautiful - television dying:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tpj8za4b_pc

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 22:06 | 1751916 DosZap
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I hear, (rumor) he's Gekko's new Protege.

He has what it takes to be a Floor Trader.

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 22:08 | 1751931 merizobeach
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"Just like Wells Fargo, I ain't payin' SHIT!"

 

Thanks, Tyler, I didn't think I was gonna laugh this hard today.

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 22:08 | 1751933 SeventhCereal
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many were right but few are rich.

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 22:11 | 1751941 Instant Karma
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Is that what TYLER really looks like?

I thought of that too. If it's all going down the shit hole, buy a lot of gold on my credit cards, and fuck em. 

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 09:26 | 1752624 Waterfallsparkles
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Government probably got his idenity from the Credit Card number.  End of Story for this Guy.  Probably sent a Kill Drone to his Garage.

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 22:21 | 1751976 broke433
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Is that tyler?

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 01:35 | 1752256 slackrabbit
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His name was John Paulson ;-)

 

(those hedge fund losses can be a bitch)

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 22:22 | 1751979 Kilgore Trout
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Something tells me mere occupation wouldn't do it for this guy.

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 22:24 | 1751982 HowardBeale
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Out of the mouths of swingers of bats...

Loved him and always wondered what happened to him; I figured he cut a deal to stop the disturbingly truthful videos after he posted the one that boasted about using the ubiquitous "free" credit cards (those ones that are offered every other day in the mail) to purchase silver, with no intention of ever making a payment on the cards: a fuck you to the criminal "banks." I loved him for that one, but felt he sealed his fate with it. What really happened? Anyone know?

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 22:27 | 1751987 HowardBeale
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P.S. Was watching this video while typing the previous comment; I guess this was the video I refered to.

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 22:28 | 1751990 Earl of Chiswick
Fri, 10/07/2011 - 22:31 | 1751996 heatbarrier
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Is that a golf glove? 

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 06:20 | 1752428 saiybat
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It's a golf/utility glove. Bot good for the same things.

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 22:48 | 1752025 DIEKeynesianEco...
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I hope WSP2 didn't get nabbed. 

I hope instead he has moved off the grid.

It's just hard to imagine he would stop making these great videos out of nowhere.

Oh wait, shows he logged in 1 month ago...so that's either him or someone on his account. Incase it is him, I say we all spam his inbox with requests for a new video. 

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 22:52 | 1752028 WoodMizer
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Give him Cramer's time slot!

Fucking love this guy.

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 22:54 | 1752033 mendolover
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Switch hittin' bitchez!!

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 23:03 | 1752048 o2sd
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Irony: When a white man is ranting about white men's jobs while the music behind him is the son of a mexican immigrant singing 'Some of those at work forces, are the same that burn crosses'.

Too much.

 

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 23:06 | 1752054 thedrickster
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Actually "some of those that work forces" = police.

Apropos, no?

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 23:04 | 1752049 thedrickster
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Random thought, mail this guy a plane ticket and head down to the local aeroport scrotum-check point with camera in hand.

It would be epic.

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 23:05 | 1752053 buzlightening
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I'm SPARTACUS!

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 23:38 | 1752102 Subprime JD
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Where the fuck is wall street pro?! Tyler please give us some indication of what is going on with him. His videos were great to watch

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 23:39 | 1752103 Tunga
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So the message is; don't buy your sledge hammer at Wal Mart?

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 23:51 | 1752121 drwillia
Fri, 10/07/2011 - 23:52 | 1752124 Maximilien Robe...
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Vibration continues to grow louder of a people that are awakening to the cold hollow chill that it's soul has been disemboweled in exchange for temporary euphoria.

Theta.

Fri, 10/07/2011 - 23:58 | 1752133 Lmo Mutton
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He retired when he sold a portion of his Gold holdings spotted by Discover Card.

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 00:02 | 1752137 DarthVaderMentor
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Hit the streets bro. We're right behind you. It's a target rich environment. Just bring a real American sledge hammer, not a "sludge hammer" made in China!

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 00:15 | 1752158 Agent P
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That'll buff right out.

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 00:53 | 1752209 michael___c
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that is the best fucking video i have ever seen

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 01:47 | 1752277 jomama
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good watch from Kyle Bass.  I think it's from last year, but still completely relevant (since the global house of cards hasn't collapsed yet).

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 03:36 | 1752351 gorillaonyourback
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that crap dont belong here

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 04:31 | 1752380 jomama
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whatever you say, cletus.

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 02:07 | 1752296 besnook
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send that guy some more crts to practice his swing with.  his softball team needs to keep him tuned up.

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 02:28 | 1752307 gorillaonyourback
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fuck yeah brother ,,,,,,,,,,,,i feel ya

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 02:58 | 1752332 Mentalic
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Welcome to pre-crime....soon a reality..if DHS so decides..

 

http://news.cnet.com/8301-31921_3-20117058-281/homeland-security-moves-f...

 

Would the gentleman in the video qualify?

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 04:16 | 1752369 besnook
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interestingly, the best predictor of criminal behavior in males is their relationship with their mother. rejected boys become criminals.  of course, the  legal definition of crime can always be changed to fit the purpose of ensnaring loved boys.

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 04:28 | 1752377 pcrs
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although correlation does not equal causation. So it could be that the boys are rejected by their mothers because they already show criminal behavior. The only scientific way to tell the difference is to take randomly 1000 boys, than randomly select 500 and order their mothers to reject them and watch how they grow up. That would be unethical though, so it remains a question as to what is cause and effect.

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 12:05 | 1752941 besnook
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the study found plenty of samples whose mothers volunteered for the study. the issue is not cause and effect. the issue is propensity to behave criminally.rejection by mom was the definitive marker over the usual pablum about poverty and lack of education.

Sun, 10/09/2011 - 07:54 | 1754312 pcrs
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If you can not establish a cause and effect relation, you know nothing.

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 03:27 | 1752344 DruidDoc
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As a Canadian, I first must say, the American Constitution is a wonderful founding for all....."We the People....... promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity..."  But like in Canada, democracy: a government of the people.by the people and for the people, has been twisted by money interests and the rise of corporations which have the rights and priveliges of a real person into something that primarily serves the few at the expense of the many.  And power is becoming more and more centralized in the Executive branch at the expense of all other government powers.  And as a Canadian, I follow all the Ron Paul says.  Perhaps all the your founding fathers could not have known and prepared for was the need to have banking controlled not by private interests but by the people.  I was not shocked but deeply dismayed when the CEO of one of our smallest banks quite happily explained how his salary of 5 million dollar per year was more than ok and the going rate. <sighs>  And the only other thing I would add: the funding for those seeeking election should not be controlled by money supplied by corporate interests or special committees.  Perhaps as one suggestion- all money spent on campaign should be supplied as constant dollar amount provided thru the tax system to each candidate. An equal footing for all.

 

Canada is so far from a democracy.  We do not vote for our leader: the head of each political federal party is chosen from the elected officials.  The party that gets the most votes forms for the goverment and its already chosen leader becomes our Prime Minister. Federal MPs are not allowed to vote their conscience or what is specific to their riding but most vote along party lines.....which are decided by the PTBs in each party.  And most canadians are fine with this <sighs>  And our Government is top heavy.. we have a Senate... a place for partonage appointments of the elected party that rubber stamps all legislation.  So I would simply say this: the American sytem of government as laid out by your founding fathers and constitution.....is perhaps the best that could ever be................   In marching to the future.....all we need to do is to return to the past knowing what we know now.

 

God bless America <and everyone everywhere>

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 04:10 | 1752365 jomama
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Amendment 1 - Freedom of Religion, Press, ExpressionRatified 12/15/1791. Note

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 13:42 | 1753082 disabledvet
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the media has destroyed it. "Corporations" have without a doubt allowed us to "pursue happiness" (Declaration of Independence, sorry 'bout that) with unparralled freedom. It's the media that constantly tells us "we must live in fear." It's the media that tells us "we are the law." It's the media that tells us "we're in your home." Or now with all our I-phones "in your pocket." Literally. The system collapsed because there is no privacy. Period. And without privacy there is no freedom. Period. Pass a Constitutional Right to Privacy and you'll see a "New Birth of Freedom" just like Lincoln envisioned it after he realized a half a million Americans were about to be killed "for a Union."

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 03:41 | 1752354 Sequitur
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I love this guy. Love. He should be unleashed at the board meetings of Goldman Sacks, Morgan Suck, JP Morgue and Bank of UnAmerica.

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 03:46 | 1752356 saulysw
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This is a bit like watching the Naked News.

Someone telling you something intellectual, while you watch something on a much more primative level.

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 04:04 | 1752361 dolly madison
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Loved the light bulb part.  I have really noticed how light bulbs burn out impossibly fast.  I have high ceilings, in one room a very high ceiling, and it is a real pain to change those high up light bulbs.

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 04:14 | 1752367 jomama
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lol @ all the people seeing this dude for the first time

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 04:19 | 1752372 pcrs
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If you have 1000 military basis all over the world in 113 countries, aircraft carriers dominating the oceans, Conducting wars in 5 countries simultaneously, everywhere TSA agents....

it has to be paid by the tax slaves.

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 05:12 | 1752398 BlackholeDivestment
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Consider using the words ''no mercy''. Don't crucify our Father in Christ with the corrupt image we protest against.  Continuing to offer The Name of Mercy and Life as a cursed image, which you now offer in contempt, it is unbecoming Wall Street Pro. It will be nice to witness you risen in agreement when you do you have ''no mercy'' to offer as a gift, as you were fallen and in contempt equally with the image of those currently risen without mercy beyond their own claim of dominion and aborted future, which is the black hole and bottomless pit. The forsaken have ''no mercy'' to offer, that is their image, it is not the image of the mercy of our Father in Christ. At least in principle you can agree with that, can't you? ...or are you without mercy and in principle standing in agreement with Chairsatan? It's obvious that you do not agree with the image of the evil bastards, but yet you hold mercy in contempt as they do?

 

 

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 05:23 | 1752403 Volaille de Bresse
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"I have news for you. As horrible a situation we are in, the U.S. is in far better shape than the other major countries and regions of the world. Europe's banking system is levered up even more than ours, with fewer resources to handle their problems. The Euro and the European Union is about to be swallowed into a black hole thanls to the fascist/socialist systems put in place for the last century. China's real estate bubble makes ours look like a soap bubble. That country may devolve into civil war, or outright invasion of another country once their proverbial pile of crap hits the fan. And Japan has been in their collapsed economy for over 20 years. Meanwhile, we'll merely lose our reserve currency status."

 

Feels better now?  I hope God will lient toyour prayer cos it's a prayer and not an accurate description of the current situation!

"We'll merely lose our reserve currency status" hey that's ALL you have left buddy... Lose this and the Titanic sinks! Japan and Europe ppl have gigantic savings (of GOLD mainly) because saving's been in their traditions for centuries.

The US have been learning to ear 1 and spend 1.5 or 2.0 or 3.0 since the 1960's. That's spelled "BIG problems ahead" amigo!

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 06:10 | 1752420 BlackholeDivestment
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...just was trying to get the boy not to use our Father in Christ as a sware word, That was all, and offering the principle (Holy Spirit) of Mercy in The Image. ''Big problems ahead'' ...yeah, I agree, that's the point of order. When mercy is aborted judgment comes and the aborted perish by the law which sealed the image, as they were risen and standing in contempt, of The Sustaining Truth of Mercy and The Gift of Life, in the valley of decision. 

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 06:16 | 1752424 props2009
Sat, 10/08/2011 - 06:17 | 1752425 props2009
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The Live Trading Room http://capital3x.com/think-tank/live-trading-room/

 

 

While Paulson fund is cut in Half C3X portfolio once again surges: http://capital3x.com/think-tank/performance-october-8/

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 06:51 | 1752445 Ag1761
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I'd so love to see this guy do that on prime time TV. If some advertising guru bastard came up with that they would get paid a million for it.

Right on the mark this one, LMFAO.

Wall Street Pro - Legend

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 07:04 | 1752448 mainuh1
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Masterpiece! I was at the gas station last week and a spontaneous conversation broke out about gas prices, the economy, CONgress and Obama. It went along the same lines as the Wall St Pro video. We're so screwed, the economy doesn't have a pulse - soon all HELL will break loose. Thank you, Tyler, for your insights and the terrific work you do on this blog. The truth is here!

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 08:47 | 1752551 BrocilyBeef
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I bet 10 cents this man voted for Obama. It's forgiven if he understands, now.

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 09:13 | 1752591 Sathington Willougby
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I suspect he voted for Chuck Baldwin.  He seems to be one of the 5-10% of the population that can detect lies.  And he doesn't seem to be able to comply.

 

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 08:56 | 1752556 Catullus
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"Goddamn dollar's dropping like a bitch."

Still my favorite line.

"Fuck a job.  We've got food stamps."

I had forgotten when Geithner went to China and they laughed in his face.  A total classic.

"Get you a credit card and rip that motherfucker off."

 

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 09:01 | 1752565 Forgiven
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This guy is great!

I hope the fucking idiots in DC are paying attention.  They better fix what they have f***ed up and fast.

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 09:07 | 1752575 Sathington Willougby
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Love watching wall st pro inhale some of that toxic shit they put in the "green screens" he's breaking.  It makes him do better.

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 09:08 | 1752577 Whitworth
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Quality Tools courtesy of Harbor Freight.  See how much you can get done with cheap Chinese crap.

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 09:12 | 1752587 SirPlayomic
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Just shared that video on facebook, already lots of comments along the lines of "So funny!" "Yanks are so scary!". They totally don't get the message, I wonder if they have ears... Anyway, going to keep trying, maybe one day they'll get it.
greedion.com

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 09:14 | 1752594 The Fonz...befo...
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Those Chinese made monitors sure can take a beating

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 09:16 | 1752598 AgK9
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Just covered my short position in light bulbs... now long tweezers.

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 09:17 | 1752600 Sathington Willougby
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Hey all you livestock, the collapse of a monetary system and even a political system doesn't have to mean economic collapse.  Just tell the federal reserve you don't know fuck all and let's use competing currencies.  It's not the silver bullet but it's a damn good start to becoming debt free and restoring pride, honor and morals to this once great nation.

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 09:19 | 1752602 Flounder
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From Trusted Bullion . com

"We are no longer accepting credit card payments. All payments must be made by bank wire. We apologize for any inconvenience"

Ah, shucks...

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 09:19 | 1752605 Waterfallsparkles
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I can just see the IRS trying to come to collect Income Taxes from this Guy.

Priceless.

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 09:24 | 1752615 Guarded Pessimist
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He really aught to be wearing eye protection.

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 09:43 | 1752649 ExpendableOne
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I kept waiting for the monitor to blow...  Hope this guy has made it through the past couple of years.  I suspect he's doing just fine.  I like the reference to two dollar gas being high.  Try 3 and a half!

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 09:45 | 1752652 Atomizer
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First it began as a task force

 

Building a North American Community

 

Timeline Of The North American Union:

 

The Security and Prosperity Partnership of North America (SPP) is alive and well.

 

Oops! That fucking Operation Gun Runner gig didn't go as we planned. LOL

 

Colony

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 10:36 | 1752753 vatrexx
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I feel bad for guys like this. It will never change. They rule the fractional reserve banking system and the police state. The rest are enslaved by debt. 

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 10:44 | 1752766 BernankeHasHemo...
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Instead of destroying a monitor, he needs to get his AK-47 and go down to Washington, DC along with the millions of other pissed off citizens, armed with their AK-47s and fucking kill the whole lot of them, the politricians and the bureaucrats who are the leaches of Amerikkka. Put the fear of God into those mother fuckers - hunt them down like the zombies that they are.

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 11:06 | 1752815 the grateful un...
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a leaner meaner Larry the Cable Guy

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 11:40 | 1752881 jonjon831983
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Insert a kidnap victim on a meat hook line and have this guy do the same stuff... and I'd be totally freaked out. totally.

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 13:35 | 1753072 cluelessminion
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I have something to say.

 

Some of us browse this site while at work (on breaks ofcourse).  And some idiot posters here think it is cute or clever or cutting edge or whatever to have obscene pictures as their avatars.  One guy I think actually had a photo of testicles.  Bare breasts are not uncommon as avatars.  All I'm saying in my drunken state (it's the weekend) is:  

 

Tyler please make them stop!!!  I like the site but its not worth losing my job over.  Thanks and have a nice day.

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 22:13 | 1753868 LongBallsShortBrains
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Would the long testicles of a fine looking horse or dog or maybe a bull be less offensive? I was looking for some bull balls when I found my current avatar. I was going to change it, but I get lots of compliments on my ballsack. ( not mine. Lifted from google images). That, and the fact that grown men complain like little bitches about an avatar which is only nudity and not obscene. And I like the sound of little bitches. If you don't like them,

Don't look at them.

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 13:43 | 1753084 PJPony
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The constitutionalists are making a stand.  I've read where there is a call for all vets, police, citizens, etc. to go to governors, sheriffs and law enforcement and demand they remove from office all of the current administration, congress, supreme court and all corrupt leaders to be tried for their crimes.

This is being done by retired military leaders, ie generals.  I don't know what will happen, but they are serious and have had enough.  This could be the start of the true uprising.

Time will tell.

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 15:22 | 1753251 MelvilleSaysNo
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He really should be wearing saftey glasses while he's smashing stuff up like that.

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 16:15 | 1753316 Joedetta300
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How come this guy isn't at the Occupy Wall Street rally?

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 16:21 | 1753325 Bruin4
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He must have been short for that 700 point melt up in the market ! He is awesome, he should speak at the harvard school of business graduation in 2012

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 16:25 | 1753332 Money 4 Nothing
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That was like me in my garage two weeks ago when I self medicated a couple too many and my buddy broght over a 5th of bourbon and some kush. I know where he is comming from.

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 17:23 | 1753413 equity_momo
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This guy should be ron paul's VP.

5 stars mother fucker.

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 19:48 | 1753600 SoCalBusted
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pure genius @ 9:20

Sat, 10/08/2011 - 20:48 | 1753709 Monedas
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Monedas' Encore:   Jim Cramer and the Unabomer walk into a bar....and the bartender asks: "What'll it be Kevin ?"

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