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Want To Trade FX On Inside Information? Here Is How To Do It, Straight From Kashya Hildebrand

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Wondering how wives of (ex) central bankers would engage in insider trading if that was their intent (forgetting for a second that if one is the wife of a central banker one probably should not be engaging in any FX transaction to begin with)? Now we know, courtesy of this first interview with the wife of the former SNB head following his departure in which she tell us how a former Moore Capital currency trader would engage in FX insider trading "if one wanted to..."

 

 

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Thu, 01/12/2012 - 12:23 | 2058573 Cone of Uncertainty
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I'd bang her.

Thu, 01/12/2012 - 13:19 | 2058761 Hober Mallow
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you'd get a lot of buck for the bang too

Thu, 01/12/2012 - 13:51 | 2058872 Cone of Uncertainty
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-5 of you have manginas.

Thu, 01/12/2012 - 12:24 | 2058578 GMadScientist
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The lawyers that coached her should be hanged (first).

Thu, 01/12/2012 - 12:24 | 2058580 azzhatter
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I found she was blinking an awful lot, they say it usually means you're lying

Thu, 01/12/2012 - 12:31 | 2058608 hedgeless_horseman
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So, the multi-cultural kid behind her must be telling the truth.

Thu, 01/12/2012 - 12:26 | 2058585 babylon15
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Why did Raj Rajaratnam go to jail?  Anyone know the real reason?  Obviously not insider trading...

Thu, 01/12/2012 - 12:31 | 2058611 Buckaroo Banzai
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Somebody had to go to jail for something, and he was the least politically-connected.

Thu, 01/12/2012 - 13:36 | 2058817 Miss Expectations
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babylon,

Buckaroo needs another hint.

Thu, 01/12/2012 - 12:30 | 2058607 dick cheneys ghost
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1%.......they make their own rules....

Thu, 01/12/2012 - 12:32 | 2058612 Global Hunter
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Talk about a dumb bimbo who was born on third and thinks she hit a triple.  

Thu, 01/12/2012 - 12:32 | 2058615 fonzannoon
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"when we contracted on our next little apartment"

Thu, 01/12/2012 - 13:09 | 2058728 ConfederateH
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In Graubunden, probably in Klosters (next to the english royal family) or in Davos (WEF) or even better in Saint Moritz.  That little apartment probably cost as much as an condo overlooking central park.

And what about the G30 (group of 30) and all the BIS connections?  Looks like they are card carrying bilderberg members.   But thats okay as long as the are multiculti art lovers who believe in some god, any god. She is Pakistani and he is Swiss.  Worst of all she doesn't even speak German, let alone Swiss German, so the Swiss interviewer had to interview her in English.

Thu, 01/12/2012 - 14:06 | 2058937 TheGardener
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Switzerland can hardly be beaten on decadence.
If in the late stages of the roman empire one could tell
by purple robes , it`s metrosexuals with flashing red shoes
that tells the tale now. Lot`s of Maserati, ugly modern architecture , unearned wealth and styled up ugly old skinny bitches. And healthy males getting mail-order brides despite
some real attractive native cuties. And not that multilingual smart pretty filipina that would play Imelda
and wear a thousand pairs of shoes in style, no , some long haired thing pulled out of a third world rubbish bin !

Thu, 01/12/2012 - 15:37 | 2059353 slewie the pi-rat
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i think maHildie missed the day they did the "makeovers"

but who knows how she rolls in ny & geneva? 

liza doolittle?  Greece Myths: Pygmalion and Galatea

Thu, 01/12/2012 - 12:39 | 2058635 Golden Boy
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I'd hit that... with my open hand.

Thu, 01/12/2012 - 12:46 | 2058660 Joe Davola
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We know what she'll do for $50k, but would she like to make $14 the hard way.

Thu, 01/12/2012 - 12:56 | 2058667 bpom
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She can count to e, but does she know arithmetic like Merkel who studied physics which uses mathematics according to Fuchs.

Thu, 01/12/2012 - 12:51 | 2058670 PaperBear
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I am sure that the decision to peg the Swiss franc to the euro currency was not a snap decision such as someone gets out of bed in the morning and the idea of a peg has occurred to them and is officially in place before lunch.

Thu, 01/12/2012 - 12:53 | 2058677 soopy
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Please honey, don't talk.  Just don't.

-PH

Thu, 01/12/2012 - 12:53 | 2058679 pazmaker
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"She hopes integretiy comes back to journalism"   Interpretation:  She hopes Journalist continue to sell out to people like her.

Thu, 01/12/2012 - 12:54 | 2058680 Irene
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She knows her husband's good looking?  WTF? 

Just another over-medicated, over-privileged stupid white bitch.  *sigh*

Thu, 01/12/2012 - 12:56 | 2058682 karzai_luver
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p.s.

 

If one is about to lose one's "job" the first thing one thinks about is ones' own "accounts".

She protests too much, she is a rat b!

The whole multi-culti integrated family , blah blah blah.

Really grates on the ears. SHe thinks she is a queen and is talking down to the proles in the whole clip and wonders why she needs to do it.

bitch.

Her disgust and hatred of the non world hopping non multi-culti never had time for the art gallery drips off her every word and mannerism.

Thu, 01/12/2012 - 12:55 | 2058687 tmftdoyle
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shut the fuck up!

Thu, 01/12/2012 - 13:01 | 2058714 Gubbmint Cheese
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I never thought to hedge via F/X when I sold my chalet.....

lolz..

Thu, 01/12/2012 - 13:06 | 2058732 foxenburg
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What a load of baloney. Pakistani witch.

Thu, 01/12/2012 - 13:09 | 2058739 Gyro Gearloose
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That little kid behind her sure isn't buying it!

Thu, 01/12/2012 - 13:10 | 2058740 SwissNico
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what is fantastic is that she explained on Swiss TV that if she wanted to trade on inside information, she would have traded EUR and not USD against CHF... fantastic...

It's a shame, this is the tip of the iceberg. Hildebrand is leaving with one year salary... amazing

Thu, 01/12/2012 - 13:18 | 2058759 bankonzhongguo
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If there was a G_d,  cunts and their husbands would be taken out back and shot.

'I'm just a harmless multicultural artsy person.  I'm not a economic carnivore sucking the marrow from the bones of the world's children.'

 

 

 

Thu, 01/12/2012 - 13:20 | 2058762 Joebloinvestor
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She moves that much money around and doesn't tell her better half.

Doesn't even think that because of her husbands position she maybe shouldn't be trading.

Elitist thinking that bit them both.

Thu, 01/12/2012 - 13:23 | 2058772 JW n FL
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Eat the Rich!

Trust Fund Babies for Brunch!!

Reverse Confiscation for a change of pace!

How about instead of the Trust Fund Babies Confiscating the Working Classes Wealth??!! The Working Class Confiscate the Top 1% of the Top 1%'s Gold??

and since the Working class can NOT! Rob the Top 1% of the Top 1% thru inflation.. The Working Class should Confiscate ALL! Irrevocable Trusts! On and Off Shore!

That would pay off America's Debt! and give America MORE! than enough money to fix America's Infrastructure (which there is not enough energy to do, shovel ready doesn’t work because of energy constraints or the cost of energy, constraints.. I should say) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VyxctmL9RI

It is time for the RICH!

The Top 1% of the TOP 1% to take one for the Team!

The Working Class is ALWAYS!! taking one for the Rich!

Well! Now it’s Time for the Rich to take one for the Team! for the Betterment of America! The Few for the Many!!

We can Build them a monument! Thank You! for the Cake!! and ALL!!! of your money!!!! BITCHEZ!!!!!

The Middle / Working Class has paid and paid! now its time for the Rich to do their part!

The rich do not pay the same percentage as the middle! and have not for a good long while.. and in doing so their profits have fallen off the same amount as the Quality of life for the middle.. but they don’t care.. it is just a fucking number.. their quality of life doesn’t change.. they just feel like they have gained?? while causing ALL others to suffer.

I can NOT! wait for the People to wake up!!

never mind! everyone is too stupid to see the facts.. when all that feel good news is on the corporate owned new channels in heavy rotation.

 

Thu, 01/12/2012 - 13:29 | 2058792 ConfederateH
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I spent this afternoon skiing at Flumserberg right outside of Zurich.  On every lift ride up the hill I asked the Swiss passengers who was more guilty, Hildebrand or Blocher.   Only one person said Hildebrand, and she was German.  She said that she has her "Nasevoll" because of Germany's Wulf.  The Swiss almost to a T said that Hildebrand had broken no laws and that it was Blocher and polical revenge.  One load of yough snowboarders said both were equally guilty.

Thu, 01/12/2012 - 15:09 | 2059208 TheGardener
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They lived off laundered money for so long or more specifically , because we are on ZH : on the spread off their low to zero interest paid on flight money from the whole world. Lost all morals somewhere in between negative
interest rates or selling out their bank clients once again to foreign powers.

The very irony is, while they were still in the business
of "securing" really dirty money for everyone`s benefit lest it be used by the devils who owned it, their internal moral fabric was still being intact. By the time the Ackerman emigrated
to Deutsche Bank because back home the old guard of bankers had considered him morally unfit for the top position he had been groomed for, everything was and is in free fall in what was once THE business model of modern Switzerland.

Thu, 01/12/2012 - 13:32 | 2058802 azzhatter
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"We decided to sell the Chalet to get more liquid" Right there I wanted to shove my johnson down her throat

Thu, 01/12/2012 - 13:41 | 2058829 for shizzle my ...
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She looks like she could suck the hole out of a brick of Swiss cheese.....................

Thu, 01/12/2012 - 13:44 | 2058839 poor fella
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Seems pretty knowledgable for someone that just has an art gallery and travels to 'art fairs'.

My wife glazes over when I mention the S&P or say the word "Bloomberg"...

Thu, 01/12/2012 - 13:48 | 2058854 metastar
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Bring her to trial and let the people determine the truth.

So, Where Do I Get A Numbered Account?

Thu, 01/12/2012 - 14:12 | 2058957 kurzdump
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Too bad she didnt know the steps how to do it the right way BEFORE the trade happend.

Thu, 01/12/2012 - 14:00 | 2058903 wallstreetwatchman
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some facts and fugures about the EURCHF sustainability: 

http://www.wallstreetwatchman.com/2012/01/eurchf-swiss-franc-peg-with-euro.html

her trade is irrelevant ....the point is the peg

Thu, 01/12/2012 - 14:07 | 2058942 gwar5
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Bitch is just trying to impress with how smart she is, which is what proves she is guilty. Cunt is a professional Forex trader and knew exactly what she was doing. Self righteous bitch doth protest too much. It's our good fortune she can't keep her mouth shut. 

 

She is also diverse, PC-ready for the NWO, being surrounded by rich people from all over the world. And he bitch invokes God, who is not impressed either.

Thu, 01/12/2012 - 14:21 | 2058997 TheBadgersSett
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Sorry, who the fuck is this irritating harridan?

Thu, 01/12/2012 - 14:28 | 2059023 woolybear1
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I think she is telling the truth except about the god part. She made a mistake and has paid big time for it.

Thu, 01/12/2012 - 14:31 | 2059037 ddtuttle
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PLEASE, enough with the misogynist chest beating.

This is a serious politcal take down.  Her point is that if it was nefarious it would ahve been done very differently, and for A LOT more money.  She appears to know.

DSK (who I think was a sitting duck for years), was also taken out.  PM Greece, PM Italy, Head IMF, head of SNB ... anybody see a pattern here?  

The question is not whether she's your kind of subserviant girl or not, but WTF is really going on?

Thu, 01/12/2012 - 15:06 | 2059196 ConfederateH
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She is just pissed off that this piddely little transaction is the one that took him down, and it is so insignificant compared to the big ones she got away with using their numbered accounts.  Thats why Hildebrand resigned, not for this CHF70K, but for all the millions he made in hidden accounts that he wants to keep secret.   How do you think he got the money to use to buy Kashya her art gallery?

Thu, 01/12/2012 - 14:42 | 2059098 847328_3527
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"silence is golden"

"My word is my bond"...that's what my (ex-) broker told me when he recommended Lehman Mini Bonds a few days before they all went belly up.....

 

LMAO

Thu, 01/12/2012 - 14:51 | 2059119 billsykes
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If her husband is 48- usally you marry younger, why is she so old and cunty looking? plus she is rich, why do the rich always look so bad?

Thu, 01/12/2012 - 16:29 | 2059601 swamp
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You're right, she should marry younger. Her husband is an old goat.

Thu, 01/12/2012 - 14:57 | 2059141 billsykes
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besides the open scabs and red eyes whats the diff?

http://investigation.discovery.com/resources/meth/before-after/images/f-...

Thu, 01/12/2012 - 15:00 | 2059169 jmcadg
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She's a dog.

Thu, 01/12/2012 - 15:33 | 2059338 Hat Trick
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"The last thing on my husband's mind at the time was his own personal portfolio..." Actually, the ONLY thing on your fucking husband's mind is his portfolio!! Stupid cunt.... We should lynch these fuckers up like the vampires they are to society....though as mentioned, the chances of that are about the same as the US paying of its debt - nil...

Thu, 01/12/2012 - 15:41 | 2059369 Kastorsky
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Ah! Antisemitism!

Global Anti-Semitism Review Act

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_Anti-Semitism_Review_Act_of_2004

Thu, 01/12/2012 - 15:46 | 2059389 toomanyfakecons...
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"...we as a family are a multicultural, ethnically-diverse family, which we are very proud of."

 

Pardon me while I vomit in my mouth.

Thu, 01/12/2012 - 15:56 | 2059444 whatswhat1@yahoo.com
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She's the prettiest leper at the bar.

Thu, 01/12/2012 - 16:31 | 2059593 swamp
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Pushing diversity. What's wrong with sticking to your own tribe, however you define that? Pushing THEIR agenda, mostly to wipe out the white non jew population.

Men still feel so inferior to women, hence all the misogynist sexual speared comments. Too bad little weeners.

Thu, 01/12/2012 - 16:36 | 2059643 Miss Expectations
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Note on fridge:

Pierre, 

I'm off to Singapore.  Remember the kids have soccer on Friday. 

Talk soon,

Kashya

Thu, 01/12/2012 - 16:37 | 2059648 Downtoolong
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I still think she would look great in an ankle bracelet. I hear Sears/Kmart is selling the Martha Stewart Brand version really cheap right now. I also think that the more people like Kashya Hildebrand are speculating around in the markets the less I want to be there with her. I wonder if the day will come when they are the only ones left in the markets to play with themselves. Won't that be fun to watch? 

Thu, 01/12/2012 - 18:03 | 2059939 Ura Bonehead
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Chalk-up a small victory for the '99%' over the '1%' chalet owners.

Thu, 01/12/2012 - 18:42 | 2060049 exartizo
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She's a liar. Plain and simple.

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