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Corzine: Always Be Closing....Always Be Closing....there, I'm ready....these disgusting sycophants will believe anything I tell them
Barnhardt put up the Dave Chappelle I plead the fifth vid. I imagine it will be pretty close to that.
By the way, someone should be arrested for co mingling the accounts. That right there is fiduciary malfeasance at the least. IMO
Where is the $1.2 Billion? And they will blame it on http://inkom.com.au/blog/explaining-european-debt-crisis
i am sure there is a lot more to this than merely that "small" sum of 1.2 B..............that is just the tip of the iceberg.....this thing may be bigger than aig.
Commissioner Summers - I saw her in the file "When Traders go Wild"!
Where's that little prick Gennsler? Oh conveniently recused himself so they sent some lackey bitch that has probably been instructed to blow the right people after the meeting.
Fif.....but mr. corzine, we are talking about billions that you were responisb...FIF...You cant serious....FIIIF...
SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH !!!!!! JUST GET THE PEOPLE THEIR MONEY BACK
Did anyone drop an 'H' bomb yet? (say: hypthecation?)
I'm sure they probably pass this HO around the office for BJ's during break time everyday. She's probably a secretary. We "Understand"? Here's the fact, none of these assholes "understand" jack shit. The only way to MAKE them "understand" is to hang them all.
What's that on the side of the Chairman's head? Nicotine patch? I thought they go on your arm.
It's an ear suppository to help flush out the shit he is about to hear.
Really, So he broke the law.... Then why isn't he in a jumpsuit and handcuffs?
politics is who you know, not what you know
which is why everything back-slapping useless tossers in Govt touch turns to shit ...when Corzine says he doesn't know much his half-a-brain is only half kidding
Govt: the dumbest most corrupt institution in History
What's your name...I can't recall...where's your dick...I can't recall
How many fingers am I holding up?....I can't recall. I can't be responsible for all of the digits that are being held up in front of me and the interpretation of what a digit is or is not.
What do you mean by the phrase "holding up?" Like holding up a liquor store?
Watch pathalogical posturers (politicians) ask questions of a pathalogical liar (politician)
don't forget the irony here, Corzine is who the heads of the Democratic Party, President Bumma & VP Biden, called on for their 'economic stimilus' after Corzine ruined New Jersey as Governor. And no doubt as Goldman Sucks CEO Corzine also assisted Democrats with their insider trading deals
..so watch-out for pulled punches in this vacuous posturing clown show
Wait. I thought *we* were the ones that we have been waiting for.
Crap. What a disappointment.
They need to back the fucking trade out and give the money back to the 30,000 customers. I don't know where the money is at is bs.
a two-bit accountant could follow the money trail
instead we have a massively over-paid liquidator who is so fuking incompetent he doesn't know his arse from his elbow and gives wildly different figures one week to the next ...the entire system is a rotten farce
MF creditors will have to sue ...or just take some rope to the throat of the problem
enron took out arthur anderson. i am sure some big 8 accounting firms are going down for this one too. who was on the hook for this one? price waterhouse?
Yep. PWC going down the toilet on this one. Too bad. I'm an alum.
oh you know they will be sued into oblivion.........so kiss them goodbye...... how many are left after they die? being a big accounting firm is getting hazardous to corporate health especially when they have to sign off on bogus documents all the time, these days. but but but fasb said it was ok...yeh sure...........sure pal.............
The trustee is getting paid just short of $1000/hr for his bse hourly rate. It pays the be incapable to find answers in a timely manner.
Well according to her everything is just fine. She needs a bitch slap. Why r they talking to this retard? Oh, they're ALL retards. Now we have the schisters turn to talk.
Corzine: Nobody was hurt by this comingling situation more than me. I still haven't gotten my 2011 bonus bitchez!
oh they just put his bonus on ice over at the people's bank of israhole......
Blah, blah, blah and decide if we will prosecute any possible, blah, blah, blah. We will decide if we need to change any regulations, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Oh, it is illegal to co mingle accounts, but hey, we might need to create even more regs! This right here is rocket science folks! No doubt about it, SCIENCE!
We need a reset. Chose leaders by lot and decide disputes by combat.
Is this the lawyer that is billing $890 / hour?
Bring in Jesse Ventura to question Cockzine. Putt the prick in a headlock and make him tell the truth then hang the asshole.
We can have a fundraiser for the MFG customers, selling raffle tickets for who gets to go all WWE on his ass.
Corzine gets to play the role of Andy Kaufmann.
Hanging Jesse Ventura would solve nothing.
Master Magician Jon Corzine VANISHES billions of dollars! This guy's got sKiLZZZZ BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!
Put him in jail.
Put him under the jail.
On permanent display, in a cage on the Washington Mall, where he is repeatedly asked questions regarding activities he or his fellow non citizen politician/corporations have undertaken, where everything is hidden, and who's its. We can set up a whole string of cells for interrogation where the people can get answers. It would take less time than an FOIA answer, provide more information, and the citizens can use water balloons in the winter and mirrors in the summer to keep the subjects from nodding off or forgetting the question. Very humane treatment to open a large window on government so the sun can shine in.
There is a lot these beings can tell us to justify claw backs for their ill gotten gains.
Will the panel be administering FINRA's waved examinations to Corzine today? Questions like....Jon, can you tell us what a balance sheet is?
Sorry that this post is off topic, but I need some help from the ZH community to decipher this puzzling notification (posted below). I just received the following from my bank with my November 2011 Statement of Account. Please help me to understand this- should I be concerned?
Notice to Interest Checking and Non-Interest Checking Accountholders
Effective immediately, the bank may make a change in your Checking Account that will not affect your available balance, interest earnings, FDIC insurance, or bank statement. This account will consist of a checking sub account and savings sub account. The bank may periodically transfer funds between these two sub accounts. On a sixth transfer during a calendar month, any funds in the savings sub account will be transferred back to the checking sub account. If your Account is a Product on which interest is paid, your interest calculation will remain the same. Otherwise the savings sub account will be non-interest bearing. The savings sub account will be governed by the rules governing our other savings accounts.
Run. Like. Hell.
We need to shuffle money about to screw you over and cook our books.
Reference the Wells Fargo story on ZH a couple of days ago; could be they are usnig sub-accounts to create overdraft charges.
Also sounds like they don't want you to make more than six transfers from checking to saving (?).
I would say change banks and tell your current bank that you don't like statements about your money that make no sense .
First thing is to check the link posted below, then if needed get in the car and race to the bank,
withddraw all the money from your accounts while screaming "Glass-Steagall, Glass-Steagall"
then scream "save me Tom Cruise, save me Oprah"
Unofficial Problem Bank List Nov 18, 2011 www.calculatedriskblog.com
he said "bank" hehe hehe heehehehe yeah, bank, he, hehe.
Seriously, get thee to a credit union and make sure they aren't MERS members (land theft by computer)
Senator Corzine?? Or Criminal Corizine friend of Obamas? Who the hell wants to listen to this scumbag or his scumbag attorneys?? They need to strip Corizine of all his personal assets and stick his ass in jail till his memory improves and he tells them where the money went.
Will they have to refer to him as Senator? That would be choice. Maybe Governor?
I think the use of a baseball bat here would be appropriate. The LAW??? Ahahahahahahahahaha R U KIDDING ME!! LAW? FOR WHO????
Albert Pujols is a Free Agent right now. I say the Senate Banking Committee calls his Agent soon to tender an offer.
One swing would do it. I'd watch that.
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