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Watch Corzine's MF Global Testimony Live

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Update: Corzine speaking now - drink a shot for every lie Corzine utters

And now the one we've all been waiting for...

As a reminder, his prepared remarks can be found here, and below is the witness sequence. The beginning will likely be boring. The main act is in the middle:

Witness Testimonies

    Panel 1
    The Honorable Jill Sommers, Commissioner, Commodity Futures Trading Commission, Washington, D.C.
    Mr. James Kobak, Lead Counsel for the Trustee for the Liquidation of MF Global Inc., New York, New York

    Panel 2
    The Honorable Jon Corzine, Former CEO, MF Global Inc., New York, New York

    Panel 3
    Mr. John Fletcher, General Manager, Central Missouri AGRIService LLC, on behalf of the National Grain and Feed Association, Marshall, Missouri
    Mr. Terrence Duffy, Executive Chairman, CME Group, Inc., Chicago, Illinois
    Mr. William J. Brodsky, Chairman and CEO, Chicago Board Options Exchange, Chicago, Illinois
    Mr. Dan Roth, President and CEO, National Futures Association, Chicago, Illinois
    Mr. Stephen Luparello, Vice Chairman, Financial Industry Regulatory Authority, Washington, D.C.
    Mr. Gerry Corcoran, Chairman and CEO, R.J. O’Brien & Associates, on behalf of the Commodity Markets Council, Chicago, Illinois

Live CSPAN webcast after the jump:

 

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Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:22 | 1959676 A Man without Q...
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He's not lying, because he's not answering the questions, but he's as guilty as hell.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:29 | 1959717 Cone of Uncertainty
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Nope, he says he doesn't know where the money is.

Lying fuck.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:21 | 1959666 hangemhigh77
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The cops are waiting outside to be ready to open his limo door.  i hope he sits in the back and they drive 150mph

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:22 | 1959669 I am a Man I am...
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Look everyone, you just have understand, he doesn't have all of the information, if he did he would be able to clear all of this up, he just doesn't have the information.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:23 | 1959681 stoverny
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Bud Fox knew more about Blue Star

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:23 | 1959682 AndrewJacksonsGhost
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add /s

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:22 | 1959671 schar
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 "I dont know"  

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:22 | 1959672 Oro
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Direct questions are new for him.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:22 | 1959673 AndrewJacksonsGhost
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I never INTENDED. So he is using legalese.

This is beginning to sound like another testimonial. Depends on what is, is.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:24 | 1959685 MissCellany
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Zactly. He simply doesn't know where the money is...NOW. It's been six weeks...

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:23 | 1959678 Use of Weapons
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There's an interesting phrase

 

"I never intended to break any rules" followed by "I have never intended to..." ... so he was forced to? It happened by accident? he didn't know the rules he broke?

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:27 | 1959704 Dr. Kananga
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He's saying he broke the rules, without having to say so.

Excellent.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:27 | 1959705 Prairie Fire
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Notice that the response he gave had absolutley nothing to do with the question.

And that the chair didn't bother to point that out. Its like asking where is the money?

Answer: I like my cat.

Chair: Thank you, let's move on.

 

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:24 | 1959683 hangemhigh77
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Wow Jon Cockzine is innocent. he had no idea what was going on.  He looks really sad.  Sommers should blow him.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:24 | 1959684 Cone of Uncertainty
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Corzine fires the risk manager because he didn't go long with the bullshit.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:25 | 1959687 Prairie Fire
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This is clearly scripted. There is absolutley no doubt that the Chair is reading questions supplied to him by Corzines lawyer. No doubt about it. Even the cut to and from of the camera work has been carefully coordinated.

I want a CEO position where I can effectively know nothing about anything and profit from it.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:25 | 1959689 digalert
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Are there any "men" anymore? Seriously, someone with balls and a spine?

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:30 | 1959721 Dr. Engali
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Yes but very few in elected office.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:25 | 1959691 hangemhigh77
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Just ask him if he's innocent, then we'll know.  He would never lie under oathe.  Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:37 | 1959758 Sunshine n Lollipops
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As I said in my earlier testimony, I like my cat.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:26 | 1959692 Cone of Uncertainty
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We needed a chief risk officer that was more fully atuned to the fraud we were engaged in.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:26 | 1959694 AndrewJacksonsGhost
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Being a sack of shit Democrat, I thought using OPM, it would be like working in government.
OPM, does not matter, If I Jon Corzine bets OPM and win, I win, If I bet OPM and lose, I win.

What else do you need to know?

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:35 | 1959754 AndrewJacksonsGhost
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ANOTHER time I make a statement, a LOSER does not have the balls to actually make a statement.

 

Typical leftist fear click.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:26 | 1959697 A Man without Q...
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I bet Corzine deliberately bought a cheap suit 2 sizes too big for this testimony....

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:30 | 1959720 Use of Weapons
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Glad I'm not the only one who noticed that... his tie knot is also too small.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:26 | 1959698 Oro
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Mike Rosemen, chief risk officer, may know something. The Rosemen card is being played.   Now using "Mr"., these idiots.   Let's hear form Rosemen. 

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:26 | 1959699 Seasmoke
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wow ! this is great and this is only the first set of questions........looks like some insiders gave up the dirt of corzine

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:27 | 1959700 Conax
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In other news, Gerald Celente was seen looting a sporting goods store a half-mile from Capitol Hill..

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:27 | 1959701 Saro
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Chairman: "Did you steal a billion dollars from your customers?"

Corzine: "I didn't intend to break any rules!"

Chairman: "Good enough, next question!"

Complete farce.  What a load of horseshit.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:27 | 1959707 junkyardjack
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HAHAHAHA They looked at the ratings??  He should have said Tea Leaves

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:27 | 1959708 hangemhigh77
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did the chairman scratch his face when he was pulling his head out of his ass?  I hope he's on antibiotics.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:27 | 1959709 Cone of Uncertainty
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Hahaha, we looked at the ratings he says!!!!!!

BWaahhhhhaahhaah, what a fucking turd.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:28 | 1959713 Dr. Engali
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Get that honorable off the screen. Makes me sick.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:29 | 1959714 AndrewJacksonsGhost
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Wow, he is about to cry! Um, um, um around the globe.
No, I NEVER bet that the US would bail out the Greece and Italian debt crisis!

I was not informed that the US would be held up and that is the reason I got screwed.

My insider information was not good enough!

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:31 | 1959729 AndrewJacksonsGhost
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Wow, so someone gives me a downgrade on my comment, but lack the balls to give a comment! Uh, eh, eh, erm, pussy!

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:29 | 1959715 hangemhigh77
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Corzine went trick or treating that night.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:29 | 1959719 hangemhigh77
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Honorable?  Kill this motherfucker

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:30 | 1959722 Burgess Shale
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Notice he didn't deny authorizing the use of client funds.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:32 | 1959739 JLee2027
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Never answered the question at all. So I would assume he did.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:30 | 1959724 hangemhigh77
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Please at LEAST punch him in the mouth.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:30 | 1959725 Kastorsky
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Both the Commodity Futures Trading Commission and the Chicago Mercantile Exchange were charged with overseeing MF Global, their clearing member. If we are to believe them, they had no idea of any difficulties within the firm before customer accounts went missing just a few days before the collapse. But someone clearly knew of the cratering positions and imminent collapse of MF Global, as billions of dollars of accounts were "coincidentally" withdrawn. And what do the Koch brothers say was the reason for these withdrawals? There's been no comment.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/daniel-dicker/the-koch-brothers-and-mf-_b_1089906.html

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:34 | 1959730 JLee2027
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"...that I can recall"

"to my recollection..."

And the clincher: He can't check the records to answer some questions because he resigned and no longer has access. 

 

Scumbag. No need to qualify your answer if you are telling the truth.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:31 | 1959731 Atomizer
Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:31 | 1959732 CatoTheElder
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Is Corzine stoned?

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:32 | 1959734 AC_Doctor
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Next year assholes like this and his cronies across the isle are going to be swinging from trees and light poles like pretty little X-Mas decorations.

 

 

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:32 | 1959735 Oro
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Ahh Sarbanes, CEO's is responsible.  Watch this dance; no reporting of significant issues which could adversely impact the firm.  The  books reflected the crime!

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:32 | 1959736 mrgneiss
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Man, he looks nervous.  Nice shiny bald pate as well, sweat much?  He looks really distracted, more than Ben Shalom even does in his appearances.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:32 | 1959737 Cone of Uncertainty
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Reflecting the chaos of the fraud that was unraveling before our eyes.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:32 | 1959738 akx
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i think i like bernanke's beard more

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:32 | 1959740 Cone of Uncertainty
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Reflecting the chaos of the fraud that was unraveling before our eyes.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:32 | 1959742 Oro
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opine in retrospect, wow!

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:32 | 1959743 hangemhigh77
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Well, I believe him.  Good enuf for me. Jon says he didn't do it.  

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:33 | 1959744 BlackSunshine
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Finally one of the Money Molesters is in the hot seat, implicating himself, and setting himself up for prison. The prosecution is taking serious notes right now, because this case is being handed to them on a silver platter.

in Corzine's voice, he's scared. The cheerleader Jim Cramer says Corzine has got a patsi all setup for the fall on this one. That patsy better be calling the FBI right now and start rolling over, or he's cooked. A classic nash equilibrium game, or 2 prisoner setup.

Better be the first one inline at the FBI, Money Molesters.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:33 | 1959746 Joebloinvestor
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Talk about Chutzpah!

 

"I resigned, turned in my badge and RAN", so I can't explain because I didn't have access to records..."

 

HAHAHAHA

 

Haul this guy away in handcuffs.

 

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:34 | 1959748 PolishHammer
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This is painful to watch honestly, knowing that this guy was in charge, yet basically at best didnt do anything but buy a lot of junk sov bonds.

He didn't know what the hell was going on in the firm and one guy who opposed his crap, well, he had him fired.  Great.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:35 | 1959752 junkyardjack
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WTF?  Did the Senator just say that he should call him God? 

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:37 | 1959760 Burgess Shale
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lol...he said "Jon" not "God."  But it's still funny.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:49 | 1959849 Canaduh
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I heard God, but don't have a pvr.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 15:21 | 1959984 Dr. Horrible
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I heard that he said God.  He didn't want to refer to him as convict or criminal, so God would do until the trial.

 

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:36 | 1959755 Use of Weapons
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Oh... "Why did MF Global report it was not involved with foreign swaps in a FINRA report"... Answer: "Possibly, maybe, don't know without records is they might have been in a subsidary not covered by FINRA".

 

Note: he' pulling a semi "Mr Magoo" Murdoch act of 'nice old guy cluelessness'. Not with so much panache though.

 

 

And... like the money, feed gone. Universal?

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:36 | 1959756 alien-IQ
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A drink for every lie he utters? WTF man...Charles Bukowski couldn't drink that much!

I'm all for a good mid day hammering...but come on...that's suicidal.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:37 | 1959759 DOT
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Poof !

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:39 | 1959786 Saro
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Stream's gone.  It's all gone. POOF!

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:37 | 1959763 Prairie Fire
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It just froze up and won't play?

Anyone else?

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:38 | 1959767 eblair
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Must have been a good question.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:38 | 1959771 I am a Man I am...
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yep, must be askin some tough questions

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:39 | 1959774 LeZinc
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Same here.

 

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:37 | 1959765 sampo
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Anybody else with a cut stream?

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:40 | 1959788 GeneMarchbanks
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Yep feed stuck.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:38 | 1959766 Oro
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Too ugly!

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:39 | 1959775 Cone of Uncertainty
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Corzine is shitting himself right in that chair.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:39 | 1959776 Dr. Engali
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Anybody else have problems with the video feed? Are the questions getting too "tough"? Need to take a break before they go conveniently vote?

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:39 | 1959777 PolishHammer
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The Bureau of Propaganda has not approved this stream for general audience.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:39 | 1959780 azusgm
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I've lost the C-SPAN feed. Anyone else?

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:39 | 1959783 hangemhigh77
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Jon is trying so hard to be a good boy let's all feel sorry for him.  Ok enuf feeling sorry, now shoot him.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:39 | 1959785 CTS
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Feed is down here also and they are not carrying it on the CSPAN TV channels...

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:55 | 1959878 NotApplicable
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TADA!

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:40 | 1959789 Cone of Uncertainty
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Recess, so John can go change his fucking diaper.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:40 | 1959790 hangemhigh77
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yup video gone.  What a coinicidence,  Whodda thunk it??  

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:46 | 1959831 Lord Blankcheck
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Just like the CFTC hearings in the spring on silver manipulation

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:40 | 1959791 PulauHantu29
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The Hoi Poloi Sheeples won't even fall for this hackneyed line,"I have no  idea where my company's Billions went."

He at least should have said,"I made a mistake."

All in all, I guess to these crooks, one lie is as gfood as another. I suspect he has his Hide-A-Way already bought...not far from Mozillo's Mansion.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:41 | 1959792 Use of Weapons
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"Adobe flash plugin has crashed" - plugin-container.exe got nuked.

 

Also spiked HD readings.

 

Interesting ~ just don't be on anything where you value the HD contents. Hmm. Repeatable on a disconnect / hard dump of flash & reload. Someone doesn't want a running commentary, I suppose.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:41 | 1959794 Seasmoke
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Did they blow up the buliding .......what happened to the feed

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:41 | 1959795 anyways
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Update: Corzine speaking ...classified.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:41 | 1959796 AndrewJacksonsGhost
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Oooops, they must be going over the connection between Corzine and the Democrat cabal.

Line feed will be hooked up again when the current criminal syndicate known as the Democrat party is no longer mentioned.

 

PLEASE STAND BY!

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:41 | 1959798 BlackSunshine
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The CSPAN broadcast stopped, anyone else seeing this? Server crash?

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:41 | 1959799 hangemhigh77
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well none of this is important anyway, I'm changing the channel to some cartoons.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:44 | 1959815 PolishHammer
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Reruns of dancing with the stars start when?  Let me get my HungryJack dinner ready...

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:42 | 1959800 RichardENixon
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Rat must have chewed through the power cord in there. Heavens knows there are enough of them in the room.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:44 | 1959818 I am a Man I am...
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bwaaaahahaha good one

watch 3 hours of nonsense wid dat bitch sommers plus break and now c-span goes out , not fucking buying it

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:42 | 1959803 dirtydroog
Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:49 | 1959850 anyways
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+1

Thanks

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:55 | 1959877 Lord Blankcheck
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it's delayed about a half hour,coming to the point where the video feed stpped.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:42 | 1959804 dirtydroog
Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:42 | 1959805 hangemhigh77
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They're all dancing naked with each other and partying like crazy right now.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:52 | 1959867 PulauHantu29
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Morgue attendants tell jokes about the corpses they are working on...

Doctors tell jokes about their patients while surgerizing them...

Lawyers tell jokes about their clients on death row...

These folks are probably telling client jokes while the cablke is cut.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:43 | 1959809 PolishHammer
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CNBC isnt ignoring this event, to my surprise

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:43 | 1959811 Prairie Fire
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Almost as bad as Bush at that debate where he just stood there silent and dumbfounded.

 

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 15:09 | 1959939 Piranhanoia
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The one where his wireless earpiece crapped out and he couldn't hear rover?

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:45 | 1959819 eblair
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I assume that as the world goes to shit, loss of video will be a regular occurence.  They never seem to have video for the stuff you really want to see.  Video relating to commodities for example.  Second time this year I believe.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:49 | 1959846 FifthSense
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It's as if it's the first time they have to deal with unexpected overcapacity.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:45 | 1959822 Seasmoke
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thats his ugly pig of a wife over his shoulder

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:50 | 1959853 Global Hunter
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+1.  We beat them with mockery

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:45 | 1959825 Negro Primero
Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:46 | 1959830 Dr. Engali
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It's funny that is went down during his testimony. I am sure they will blame it on the heavy unexpected traffic weighing down the servers.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:46 | 1959832 LarryDavis
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THIS GUY WAS A SENATOR/GOVERNOR/CEO/POWER BROKER AND IS ABOUT AS ARTICULATE AS THE DRIED EJACULATE OF SPERM WITH NO MOTILITY. WE ARE FUCKED. WHO WOULD TRUST THIS DIPSHIT WITH ANY REAL RESPONSIBILITY? EVERYTHING YOU WERE TAUGHT WAS BASICALLY A LIE.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:46 | 1959834 nothing can go wrogn
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I'm listening and getting the impression that he didn't even work for MF Global.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:58 | 1959889 machineh
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Once you're a 'made man' for the Squid, it's a lifetime commitment.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:48 | 1959841 azusgm
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Go to the Ag committee webpage and get in that way. In recess for votes right now.

http://agriculture.house.gov/singlepages.aspx?NewsID=70&LSBID=71|72|73

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 15:03 | 1959912 Atomizer
Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:48 | 1959844 Global Hunter
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Watch you'll notice he's shaking but he's trying hard to appear calm and cool, a non sociopath would be outwardly sorry NOT trying to appear cool.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:52 | 1959863 Negro Primero
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where are you watching that?

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 15:00 | 1959899 Global Hunter
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CNBC was carrying corzine's testimony live.  Sorry I see above the feed went down, if it does again try CNBC they're playing it live.  Recess now at 2:00 pm EST

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 15:31 | 1960017 Negro Primero
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thanks!

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:50 | 1959852 Atomizer
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Q: Jon Corzine, who did you report to while working at MFG?

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:51 | 1959859 hangemhigh77
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this guy is dicless

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:51 | 1959861 Lazane
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Goldman Sachs, a tool of the devil's deception.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:52 | 1959865 oVErME
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waIuhfoTMv8

some entertainment while they take a break
apparently there are much better ways to defy gravity other than
what the Bernanke is... 

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 15:08 | 1959929 Below Zero
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Thank you for the remedy to ingesting too much bullshit at today's hearing.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:54 | 1959874 hangemhigh77
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Gee no video, just a coincidence I suppose.  KILL COCKZINE

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 15:01 | 1959906 Global Hunter
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recess now, CNBC is being useful for once and playing corzine live check there if the feed still down. 2:00 pm est and its still recess

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:56 | 1959881 CTS
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and back up now that he is done...what BS

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:57 | 1959882 soopy
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Wordcloud?

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:57 | 1959883 XitSam
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The feed come magically back as soon as Corzine is done??!!! What a bunch of putrid scumbags.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:58 | 1959890 NotApplicable
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Yep, now it's just an empty room with some porn-surfing aids.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 14:57 | 1959885 bankonthebust
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"drink a shot for every lie Corzine utters"

TD tryin to kill us today?

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 15:00 | 1959898 PulauHantu29
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Do you know where your Broker is tonight?

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 15:01 | 1959903 azzhatter
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A rat jumped out of corzines pocket and chewed thru the cord

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 15:02 | 1959907 Sweet Chicken
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Someone should kidnap him and waterboard him. Show it on youtube implicating everyone involved. They can't deny the information if it's obtained through these measures right?! ;)

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 15:02 | 1959909 cebu4u
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MoFo Haiku

Where is the money
Corzine does not know a thing
Celente will be pissed

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 15:06 | 1959922 Cone of Uncertainty
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Hey John, this is Bubba, you bringing the KY or am I?

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 15:09 | 1959940 Global Hunter
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Bubba don't want no lube

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 15:08 | 1959934 LeZinc
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Did the C-Span radio stop right where the video stream stopped earlier, to the exception of the "My time is up" comment by the Rep at the end of Corzine answer?

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 15:09 | 1959936 American Sucker
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Damnitt zerohgede i hate tghis drimking game.  i csnt feel my face!!Q@

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 15:20 | 1959981 jomama
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i'd be shitfaced by now if i followed TD's advice.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 16:34 | 1960308 Papasmurf
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Still, it's a good deal.  MFG customers played and they can't feel their rectum now. Pass the scotch.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 15:09 | 1959937 august west
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deja vu watching this putz.

or was it mozillo, thain, lewis, fuld etc?

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 15:10 | 1959949 MoneyShevitz
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$IMF Don" #Corzine getting his pinky ring kissed in the bathroom by the "imbeciles" is so Gangsta!.. " Head squid gangsta fa sure!. $GS 4eva! bitches!

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 15:14 | 1959960 Piranhanoia
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The questions asked by the paparazzi (I mean, prosecutors, no politicians)  are the most telling.

If they don't ask the right questions,  they know what the answers are.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 15:16 | 1959966 XitSam
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Corzine was an enlisted person in the Marine Corps Reserve and got to the rank of Sergeant.

To all the honorable Marines I say Semper Fi.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 15:52 | 1960100 Everybodys All ...
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He should be court marshalled then. This guy is Madoff times 10. Sorry you served in the same armed service with this vermon. BTW ... Thanks for your service to this country.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 15:25 | 1959993 hangemhigh77
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time to start following these pricks home and lynching them.  Fuck their version of the "truth"

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 15:26 | 1960004 Dr. Horrible
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I like listening to the backround chatter of the congressional aides.  One of them said, "So this is how this is all going to play out".

 

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 15:27 | 1960005 Negro Primero
Thu, 12/08/2011 - 15:31 | 1960021 azzhatter
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Harry Reid sounds more faggy than he looks when I hear him on the radio. No, on second thought about the same

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 15:34 | 1960028 Eric Cartman
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Just run the printing press and bail out the holders and lets move on... this is America, we don't need to learn from our mistakes. 

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 15:43 | 1960067 yogibear
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"this is all going to play out"

 

According to the dog and pony show script. After the trial plays out Corzine is throwing a party for all the cast members. Of course Eric Holder is invited. Most people don't realize we live in a Banana Republic.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 15:48 | 1960083 Conax
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A 'shooter' has emerged at good ol' Va. Tech again. Killed either one or two people, no one in custody.

So now we know what will be all over the tv tonight. White guy (of course) with a hoodie and a backpack.

Kinda like Osama's questionable demise during the Mayday drive-by.

Thu, 12/08/2011 - 15:49 | 1960087 azusgm
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The show resumes and the C-SPAN feed is back up.

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