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Watch Jon Corzine's Follow Up Testimony On The MF Global Bankruptcy, Accompanied By MF's CFO And COO

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Update: the three MF Global stoog... pardon, former executives, are now testifying

Even though he has had several days in which to "review his notes", the follow up testimony by former MF Global CEO Jon Corzine to the Senate Agriculture Committee starting momentarily will be replete with "I don't recalls" and "to the best of my knowledge" and will be largely devoid of all content, suffice to say it was not his intention to break the main law of broker dealers- no commingling. It will be even worse because today he will be joined by MF global's CFO and COO as well, all of whom will be completely clueless once again, and needless to say, shocked, SHOCKED, that they stole billions from their clients. Watch the full webcast below.

From the Senate Agri Committee

On October 31, 2011, MF Global Holdings Ltd. declared bankruptcy – the eighth largest bankruptcy in U.S. history. Since then, federal officials have been unable to find a significant amount of the firm’s customer’s money. It is currently estimated that up to $1.2 billion in customer funds is missing. The Senate Committee on Agriculture, Nutrition and Forestry has jurisdiction over the sort of commodity trading that MF Global was engaged in, and the hearing on December 13 will be a continuation of the Committee’s investigation into the firm’s bankruptcy.

Witnesses

Panel I

Mr. Roger Hupfer
    Grain Elevator Operator
    Freeland Bean & Grain, Inc.
    Freeland , Michigan
   
Mr. Jeffrey Hainline
    President
    Advanced Trading, Inc.
    Bloomington , IL

Mr. Dean Tofteland
    Farmer
    Luverne , MN

Mr. C.J. Blew
    Farm/Rancher, Chairman of the Board, Board Director
    Mid Kansas Cooperative Association, Board of CHS, Inc.
    Hutchison , KS

Panel II

Hon. Jon S. Corzine
    Former Chairman and Chief Executive Officer
    MF Global Holdings Ltd.
    New York , NY

Mr. Henri Steenkamp
    Chief Financial Officer
    MF Global Holdings Ltd.
    New York , NY

Mr. Bradley Abelow
    President and Chief Operating Officer
    MF Global Holdings Ltd.
    New York , NY

Panel III

Mr. Terrence Duffy
    Executive Chairman
    CME Group
    Chicago , IL

Mr. James W. Giddens
    Trustee
    Securities Investment Protection Act liquidation of MF Global, Inc.
    New York , NY

Hon. Jill Sommrs
    Commissioner
    Commodity Futures Trading Commission
    Washington , DC

 

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Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:08 | 1974535 NotApplicable
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By the time this is "rectified," likely all of them will have done it, for a loan from JPM, FS, or maybe even the NYFed.

Those fuckers are likely going to own absolutely everything (if they don't already).

Fascism, coming to a neighborhood near you.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 12:49 | 1974437 The Fonz...befo...
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Agreed....but if you absolutely must own a certain equity and you are in for long term then by all means call the transfer agent and get it out of street form (dtc and the fed own it then) and put it in your own name and have them send it to you...

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 15:59 | 1975403 4horse
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I believe MFG is the beginning of . . .  wot?

 

rr--->30yrs ago

9/11---------->10yrs ago

2012-------------------->even a completely little woody squeegee, oozing movies and flopsweat anxiety, might realize missing the credits thus far into a blockbusting rothschildt production may very well project their entr'acte into  .  .  .  a 100yr movie

 

.

wot. waiting too on his marshall mcluhan to clue you in: the medium is the missing  .  .  . 

as is history

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 11:57 | 1974152 RichardENixon
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I don't understand what all the fuss is about, I mean all these farmers do is feed the world, it's not like they're doing anything important like running a bucket shop disguised as a hedge fund.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 14:37 | 1974952 Potemkin Villag...
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I'm half certain ASSHATS like Corzine are under the belief that it it were NOT for their 'bucket shops', then all the farmers & cattle ranchers in the world would go out of business because they would have nobody to sell their $200 steaks & $50 sides of asparagus to...

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 12:02 | 1974179 lemosbrasil
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Michael Wollfolk, Managing director of BNY MELLON, says that global equities can go down about 10% in 15 days

 

see here: http://pracompraroupravender.blogspot.com/2011/12/michael-woolfolk-do-mellon-mercados.html

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 12:03 | 1974180 eblair
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wow. Watch lugar blame the victim.  So out of touch.  Embarassing.  Send him off to the nursing home.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 12:03 | 1974184 I am a Man I am...
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lugar's a fucking idiot

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 12:34 | 1974375 catacl1sm
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The problem isn't in 'de-regulation' by allowing MF Global to invest customer money in a myriad of markets. The problem is in the lack of any risk to people doing the investing (Jon Corzine). The upside simply outweighs the downside risk. If Corzine's personal money and freedom were at stake, he wouldn't leverage 60x on Greek Bonds. duh.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:05 | 1974192 swani
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By the time the money is 'not recovered', the elections will be over, and TPTB are hoping that Corzine won't be a such a political liability anymore, so most likely, in this scenario, will go free without any kind of criminal investigation, lest he take a bunch of others down with him. After all, we know the trustee gave JP Morgan preferred status over the clients whose money was illegally commingled and used to pay JP Morgan, an unsecured creditor. We know the regulators were asleep or complicit. We also know the likes of Corzine helped to lobby for the Federal Reserve Board's Regulation T and SEC-rule-15c3-3. 

There are a lot of angry brokers that aren't your run of the mill sheeple involved in this and they are making a lot of noise and getting headlines on the corporate media. This isn't like the NPAA bill that hardly got any coverage, so politically, this could be a big problem. 

We all know that if Corzine was facing Enron type time in the slammer, only fear for his very own life, would keep him from making a deal and 'cooperating' with the Feds about other 'co-conspirators'. This would be hot potato that no one in Washington wants to touch. Lawmakers and the WH could make a good case that this "could bring down the fragile banking system at such a difficult time in the economy" and that it's a matter of 'national security' to keep this situation from getting out of hand.  

However, if Corzine remains a political liability, and one that starts a large mobilisation of the electorate to purge the system of corruption, we may hear that Mr.Corzine gets criminally indicted. They may need to sacrifice on of their own to maintain the status quo. 

 

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 12:06 | 1974203 bsdetector
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All the middlemen should be axed from the system. Let the farmers sell to the end users and it will lower product pricing and eliminate risk. Risks in farming and animal husbandry, due to weather and catastrophe, are always going to be present. Hedging doesn't eliminate those risks they just transfer them to someone else. In this time we see the risk from Goldman Sachs-type entities causing losses. Middlemen in all of our markets are now inefficient and are raising new risks. Look for ways to eliminate middlemen. 

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 12:18 | 1974276 I am a Man I am...
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I agree, and there is insurance for catastrophe/weather, etc

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 12:26 | 1974333 bsdetector
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Middlemen are hypothecating and re-hypothecating the farmers' products. The farmers are really bearing all risks by allowing the middlemen to use their product to make profits. This situation is not just relative to farming, its all middlemen; from the health insurers, bankers, even power generators- remember Enron? Middlemen efficiently use whatever they can get their hands on to strip profits from beneficial work. 

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:12 | 1974544 NotApplicable
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To think of all the times I've referred to capital consumption as "eating the seed corn." These bastards have now made it literal.

This is going to get really, really ugly.

In other news, go long agri-business, as they will reap the benefits of failing farms.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:21 | 1974601 azusgm
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Soros intends to reap those benefits. He now owns interests in grain elevators, etc. through his funds large holding in Gavilon.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:41 | 1974675 g speed
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insurance is a license to steal -- is the ultimate middle man--pennies on the dollar payout --govt/banker inforced must have.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 12:12 | 1974237 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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i did not have sex with that money

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:36 | 1974656 DB Cooper
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I did not intend to have sex with that money

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 12:17 | 1974267 robertocarlos
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This Corzine guy is not our perp. Put out an APB for one Reginald T, last seen working for the Fed.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 12:23 | 1974308 ebworthen
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Like watching a dinner conversation at Vito Corleone's.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 12:30 | 1974328 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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tom harkin wants to go back to just cash and usts haha and says he has no idea about finance

paul/schiff '12

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 12:38 | 1974354 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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all of your money has been rehypohecated

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 12:33 | 1974371 chenn
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Did Sherrod Brown just accidentally admit that there was fraud here by Corzine?  He said farmers were victims of wall street fraud.  Who perpetrated the fraud Mr. Brown.  It has to be the guys coming up in the next panel right?

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:17 | 1974579 NotApplicable
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He was surely just using "Wall St." as an abstraction for the greater market.

I'm sure if you ask him, he'll state, "It's really not possible to refine culpability when it is an obvious lack federal oversight which resulted in systemic risk to the entire edifice. To blame a single person would be to engage in a witch-hunt. We will not stoop that low."

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 12:33 | 1974374 jack stephan
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[a line of prisoners files past a jailer]
Coordinator: Crucifixion?
Prisoner: Yes.
Coordinator: Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each.
[Next prisoner]
Coordinator: Crucifixion?
Mr. Cheeky: Er, no, freedom actually.
Coordinator: What?
Mr. Cheeky: Yeah, they said I hadn't done anything and I could go and live on an island somewhere.
Coordinator: Oh I say, that's very nice. Well, off you go then.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 12:37 | 1974397 loveyajimbo
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Put this asshole in a deep dark dungeon (with Blankfein and Gensler and Geithner and Holder and a few others) and if any of them ask, tell them you do not recall where you left the key.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 12:41 | 1974413 Downtoolong
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Now that we have all been forced to accept the concept Too Big To Fail, the financial industry and its lobbyists can start working on TITKA, Too Important To Know Anything.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 12:42 | 1974419 Sunshine n Lollipops
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CEO: Chief Evasive-answer Officer

COO: Chief Obfuscation Officer

CFO: Chief Fuck-if-I-know Officer

Hear no evil, See no evil, Do no evil. Performance courtesy of professional monkey trainer Andrew Levander.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 12:50 | 1974443 eblair
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Hope they call him Senator rather than Governor.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:19 | 1974588 NotApplicable
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I prefer "defendant,"  but I'm not holding out any hope of such a label.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 12:51 | 1974445 swani
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The system is broken and there is no rule of law. The question is, how do we fix it? 

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:14 | 1974559 Caggge
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Enforce a fair and impartial rule of law and the system fixes itself.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:14 | 1974560 Caggge
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Duplicate post

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:24 | 1974609 NotApplicable
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Govern yourself, and associate with others that do likewise, while abandoning the desire to govern others, as that's where the danger lies. Civil law creates itself as a result.

There will always be outlaws, but if they have no positions of power to extort from, their ability to pillage and plunder is greatly reduced. Also, they are easily identified as the criminals they are, rather than the masquerade of a "public servant."

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 12:52 | 1974453 The Fonz...befo...
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what a waste of time...I dont recall, I dont remember, I dont know......

 

when the real answers are

 

Im a lesser human being that was seduced by greed and fast money and all the perks that come with it.  I spent the money on TIME as I was trying to buy some before the whole thing implded on me.  I did then what the FED and central bankers are doing now and that is using other peoples money/lives to finance one commodity...

 and that is to BUY MORE TIME

 

 

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 12:53 | 1974458 digalert
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Why isn't Shifty Corzine wearing an orange jumpsuit with chrome bracelets?

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 12:54 | 1974459 PulauHantu29
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The average person gives a line like this in these circumstances would be tossed into jail,"to help their memory."

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 12:55 | 1974462 loveyajimbo
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Celente does have a really big mouth... so his getting creamed is sort of ... ironic?  Fun?  Karma?  Would have liked to see James Dines, the original A-hole, get toasted too...

 

Since everyone will be there for the trial... maybe reverse the order and put Gensler and the CME toads on trial next... just change the seating!

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 12:59 | 1974481 Lmo Mutton
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Call me when the hangin starts.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:01 | 1974503 eblair
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The bank robbery was chaos.  I never intended to shoot anybody.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:01 | 1974504 Dr. Engali
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This guy makes me sick. How can transactions take place with out being recorded in this day and age? I can't wipe my ass without documenting it.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:16 | 1974571 Whoa Dammit
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Someone needs to ask him if it is common practice for primary dealers to record their transactions on a fucking chalk board, as this is what they seem to have done.

There is no way in hell that missing money cannot be quickly and easily located via computer records. They just don't want to locate it.

 

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:01 | 1974507 topcallingtroll
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Someone with more endurance than me please tell me if rehypothecation and regulation T have been brought up. I believe both sides are avoiding the issue.

I think they are avoiding it for fear of starting a shadow bank run.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 15:30 | 1975256 JW n FL
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No.. No. rehypo and shadow banking.. along with dark pools were described in detail with full transperancy. LULZ!!

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 15:33 | 1975271 JW n FL
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but the sub-penny front running discussed was the cherry on top!

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:03 | 1974514 catacl1sm
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It's the rating agency's fault! /sarc

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:05 | 1974521 JW n FL
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these idiot fucking farmers.. (the two republican supporters)

Question from..

Tom Harkin

Sherrod Brown

do you idiot republican supporters think it is ok when the House (MF Global or like) should be able to invest your monies (in segregated accounts) to the sole benefit of the house? do you think the rules back in 2000 worked? do you think regulation kept your monies safe 12 years ago before the rule change?

idiots answer..

Regulation is Bad! Freedom is good!

 

SO!

America is a big place!

Let the people vote with thier dollars.

Offer a transparent, regulated office..

and offer the non-regulated, as is business model.

and let the peoples dollars do the voting!

let freedom ring!

America is big enough for both!

a fool and his money are soon parted.

but only offering a rigged, non-regulated system is no choice and no freedom and no safety can be had, anywhere!

I LOVE the idea of having a non-regulated offering office right next to a regulated office.

ask me who I would be fucking over? the stupid people, becuase they deserve it! in a Democracy People Get What They Deserve!! and those fucking farmers got what they deserved!

A better group of idiots voting for tax breaks and no regulation could not have been fucked over by their own stupidity!

I hope they get more of the same! they earned it! they worked for it!

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:08 | 1974534 JW n FL
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Dont let the FACTS get in the way!

Dont let the numerical facts get in the way of your feelings!

Follow Your Gut!

You Know Yoru Feelings are right! You dont have to Understand anything! LOLLOLOOLLOOLOOLOLLOLOOLLOLOOLOLLOLOOLLOLOLOLOOLLOLOOL!

How does that 18 inches of big house dick feel? dont worry they are just getting warmed up!

NOTHING! HAS CHANGED!!

Leverage is only bigger and better than before!! LOOLLOLOOLLOLOLOOLOLOLLOLOOLLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOL

 

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:11 | 1974540 JW n FL
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this is the good guy! Tom Harkin!! LOL Look who owns this Hooker!!

1 TPG Capital       $39,900 $39,900

$0

 

2 Herbalife International   $38,214 $31,800

$6,414

 

3 Interpublic Group   $31,100 $31,100

$0

 

4 Goldman Sachs   $28,780 $28,780

$0

 

5 Connell Co       $24,000 $24,000

$0

 

5 Natural Products Assn   $24,000 $5,000

$19,000

 

7 Blue Cross/Blue Shield   $22,200 $11,700

$10,500

 

8 Van Scoyoc Assoc $21,531 $17,649

$3,882

 

9 DLA Piper $21,000 $9,000

$12,000

 

10 Cobham PLC   $20,000 $16,100

$3,900

 

10 Maximus Inc   $20,000 $5,400

$14,600

 

10 Sheet Metal Workers Union     $20,000 $0

$20,000

 

13 Citigroup Inc   $19,500 $10,000

$9,500

 

14 Roll International       $19,200 $19,200

$0

 

14 Zee TV USA       $19,200 $19,200

$0

 

16 Holland & Knight $18,125 $9,000

$9,125

 

17 Cavarocchi Ruscio Dennis Assoc   $17,500 $17,500

$0

 

17 Girardi & Keese     $17,500 $17,500

$0

 

19 Flo-Sun Inc     $16,900 $16,900

$0

 

20 Alliant Energy     $16,486 $12,986

$3,500

 

http://www.opensecrets.org/politicians/contrib.php?cycle=2012&cid=N00004207&type=I&newmem=N

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:19 | 1974585 JW n FL
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FLO Sun? is the Sugar Lobby! http://topics.nytimes.com/topics/reference/timestopics/people/f/jose_fanjul/index.html

Fanjuls cash in while U.S. taxpayers foot $1.8 billion bill for destruction of the Everglades

http://dominicanwatchdog.org/page-Fanjuls_cash_in_while_U.S._taxpayers_foot_$1.8_billion_bill_for_destruction_of_the_Everglades

Verses JW Corbett AREA! https://www.google.com/#hl=en&sa=X&ei=dojnTpPcFc_LtgeKs7WzCg&ved=0CBcQBSgA&q=JW+Corbett&fp=b7fb3fc7d8b669d

Keep Following Your feelings! Vote Your feelings! you people are the Problem, You people empower the Evil with the following of your feelings!

Goldman Sachs.. I am not linking anything for the JP Moragn Sheild Group.

Citi.. Same this as above.

TGP Capital..

Blue Cross..

 

 

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 14:23 | 1974878 karzai_luver
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Jw

 

You hit all the nails on the head.

 

Most of the replies run to focus on the crooks at the table as if the whole system was not setup to allow the criminals to pillage.

Karma karma karma, maybe gvt on their back was better than in their .............?

 

bwhaaahahahaa.

 

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 15:23 | 1975201 LFMayor
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not to interrupt your foaming, but Iowa, Nebraska and Kansas are chock fucking full of these goddamn rethuglican farmers of yours.

Truth of the matter is that they mostly vote fucking democrat.

The bigger truth is that those votes make all the difference that a squirt of piss does in the middle of a house fire.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 15:29 | 1975246 JW n FL
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you didnt read it all.. I bash the dumbocrats and rethuglicans (GREAT WORD!, by the way) equally.

the lobby dollars (sited above) bought and paid for a Dumbocrat.. not a rethuglican.

catchup tomato.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 16:53 | 1975645 karzai_luver
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They vote democrat - have you lost your mind!

 

There is stupid and then you set a new level right there.

 

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:06 | 1974525 eblair
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Mrs. Abelow, your son is a crook and an embarassment.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:07 | 1974533 Dr. Engali
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Do they really expect people to believe their"deeply sincere apologies"?

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:10 | 1974542 eblair
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They are deeply delusional, since at least high school.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:10 | 1974541 catacl1sm
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MF Global COO: I know nothing...

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:31 | 1974637 Whoa Dammit
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...But I can calculate my big salary and my bonus structure down to the exact penny. 

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:10 | 1974543 vegas
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Let me guess: "I dunno", "I dunno", and "I dunno". I'm not watching, but am I close?

 

http://vegasxau.blogspot.com

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:21 | 1974602 Temporalist
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Sprinkle in some "it was not my responsibility" or "it wasn't my job to" and you're dead on.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:42 | 1974682 Sunshine n Lollipops
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I watched for about 30 seconds before it became unbearable, but it looked to be an encore from his first show. He stays in character wonderfully. A method actor in the tradition of Pacino and DeNiro. 5 stars and 2 thumbs up. I see an Oscar nod for this. Or possibly a Lifetime Achievement award.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:13 | 1974553 RichardENixon
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MF Global existed in one form or another since 1783. These guys came in and bankrupted it in less than 2 years. Plus, either stole or "misplaced" segregated customer funds. They should have been required to testify in an outfit consisting of shackles and dunce caps.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:13 | 1974554 dis-stressed
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SarBox - anyone know if they gave Corzine immunity for SarBox violations?  It would seem his testimony that he didn't know what was happening is a direct violation...and felony

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:33 | 1974646 Everybodys All ...
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Oh it's a felony alright. I think it might even need to be prosecuted under RICO. Because this smells of organized criminality.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:16 | 1974567 robertocarlos
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Liars. They know where the money is, it was taken by the winners of the bets that MFG placed.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:50 | 1974721 Sunshine n Lollipops
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Which is why they call it gambling. Otherwise, they'd just call it winning.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 14:14 | 1974819 rufusbird
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Exactly!

The winners were on the other side of MFG's transactions.

So, are we going to eventually hear who they were? I doubt it. But it would be ineresting to know who they were. That in itself might, or might not, speak volumes...

 

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:16 | 1974569 rubearish10
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"Show Me The Money God Dammitt"! "I will search for that money as long as I live!

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:20 | 1974589 Rearranging Dec...
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wait a minute I thought the U.S. could torture terrorist prisoners now to get information. The Senate should be water boarding these financial terrorsists and asking "where is the fucking money Lebowski?"

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:20 | 1974593 Seasmoke
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i never realized it would be much easier for Corzine and Abelow to loot the New Jersey money.......now i know why he took the job for $1.....that must have been a really bad day for them when they lost

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:20 | 1974594 Temporalist
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Sweet!  Just like in the US govt. the blind lead the blind...or more aptly, the corrupt lead the corrupt.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:20 | 1974596 Burgess Shale
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Corzine is still artfully dodging the question.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:26 | 1974608 Shathawk
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Lets see if this works

 

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:24 | 1974611 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Sen Roberts just said "rehypothecation" but admitted he doesn't know what it means. 

a suggestion-  dictionary of financial terms

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:36 | 1974655 Temporalist
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Seriously these "investigators" come equipped for a marshmallow roast when it's a freaking gang war!

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:39 | 1974668 gimli
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I haven't been watching ---- Did he ask Jon for a definition? That would have been an interesesting answer.

"Uh, yes senator --- that is where I go to pick up my girl friend's birth control pills, as well as my viagra"

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:50 | 1974722 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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lol

no, he said "there are so many big words...like rehypothecation, which i don't understand"

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 15:47 | 1975331 redux2redux
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rehypothecation - a house of cards where the same card is used multiple times.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:25 | 1974612 RichardENixon
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Smoking gun!

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:25 | 1974613 jmcadg
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Come on Corzine we're waiting for you to drop Dimon in it you lying fuck.

Show some backbone.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:39 | 1974667 Temporalist
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Squids are cephalopods...no backbone.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 22:14 | 1977014 slewie the pi-rat
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drop a dime on dimon

the salvation army could use something like that...

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:27 | 1974622 Shathawk
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Lets see if this works

 

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:28 | 1974624 eblair
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They are parsing everything. Obviously they know what went down.  Lock em up, throw away the key.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 14:47 | 1974997 Potemkin Villag...
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Lock em up, throw away the key.

Sorry 'Honorable John'... the key to your cell was 'Rehypothecated'...

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:45 | 1974625 swani
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Now the cat is out of the bag that no one's money is safe in brokerage accounts because there is a loophole that allows brokerages to use people's money in their own risk taking businesses, and opens the way for unsecured creditors like JP Morgan to get preferred status and all monies from any bankruptcy. 

What's that going to do for investor confidence and liquidity when this fact sinks in to the masses? 

 

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:30 | 1974630 Victor Berry
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Just like the Congressional hearings on Enron, the MF Global mf'ers of the universe will profess ignorance just like Ken Lay and Jeff Skilling.  Congress would get more information with subpoenas of MF Global mailroom clerks or janitors.

The first Senator who brings up Sarbanes-Oxley gets a gold star!

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:31 | 1974639 savagegoose
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so cani just ask 1 salient question

 

what the fuck do you actually do there to earn your fucking insanery huge wage?

 

do you consider accepting some resposibility for what the fuck goes on in thew business might be part of why you get so much money?

or  do you think investors pay this wage to you because your just such a great guy?

 

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:35 | 1974650 catacl1sm
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Doesn't JP Morgan have the missing funds?

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:38 | 1974651 c'mon man
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CNBC is sure not breaking their Hopium shows to broadcast today's Testimony like they did last week....

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:36 | 1974654 Burgess Shale
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Corzine is still dodging!!!!  Ask him directly!

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:38 | 1974659 El Hosel
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.... More live covergage   in HQ stereo

 Jon will talk right after Stevie talks

   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNOYwEsjKG0&feature=related

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 15:04 | 1975082 dexter_morgan
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You say that like you think they actually want real answers instead of just a dog an pony show.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:43 | 1974662 LouisDega
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.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:39 | 1974665 MarcusLCrassus
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Let me guess what they're going to say: none of them know how it happened and they are all innocent. 

 

1,200,000,000 $1 dollar bills just stood up, put themselves into a big bag, and walked itself out of their office on its own. 

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 14:36 | 1974827 anonnn
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Why do financial matters seem to get treated differently under the law?

Ans. Because the law is separated into Common Law Courts and Courts of Equity.

Equity*: law, a) resort to general principles of fairness and justice whenever existing law is inadequate b) a system of rules and doctrines, as in the US, supplementing common and statute law and superceding such law when it proves inadequate for just settlement c) a right or claim recognized in a court of equity.

Note c), above. It is the arbitrary justification by financial elites, who write the law, to enable handling outside the Common and Statute law, so that their influence prevails. That's how elites can usually maneouver to escape prison-time.

Thus, Courts Of Equity can rule based of "fairness" limited to just the direct ["obvious"] parties in the dispute, neglecting the indirect and real impacts/harm on the general public whose input into the matter is walled-off.

Courts Of Equity can be used to block/protect ThePowersThatBe from strong legal penalties. They act as a form of backstop*.

*backstop: a fence, screen etc, especially one behind the catcher in baseball, serving to stop balls leaving the playing area. [Curious, aint it?]

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:40 | 1974670 Cone of Uncertainty
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These fucking criminals make me sick to my stomach.

I'm not aware...

I don't recall...

I would not want to speculate...

I do not know...

I'm unaware...

It was never the intent to break the glass...

I had no reason to believe...

I was shocked...

I do not know what happened...

I was never made aware...

To the best of my recollection...

I was stunned...

I didn't intend...

FUCK YOU CORZINE

FUCK YOU ABLEOW

FUCK YOU STEENKAMP

WHERE IS THE FUCKING MONEY ASSHOLES???

 

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:50 | 1974724 Bastiat
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Grayson?  Is that you?

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 14:01 | 1974776 Cone of Uncertainty
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No, Celente.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 14:46 | 1974995 Bastiat
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Even better!

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 16:01 | 1975421 Doomsday Profit
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Gerald....you stole my "Three Card" Monti line and I'm slightly annoyed...honored, but annoyed.  I think you should give me a free subscription to Trends Journal!!!

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:41 | 1974674 c'mon man
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Last week he was "Honorable John Corzine"

This week he is "Hon. Corzine"

Next week he should be "Inmate 213334JC"

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:41 | 1974679 Burgess Shale
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Corzine said he never authorized the misuse of customer funds.  He should be asked if he ever authorized the use of customer funds, not the misuse. 

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:57 | 1974752 XitSam
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Chambliss almost nailed him on the "misuse" BS.  But he escaped with some rule 125 slippery stuff.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:42 | 1974681 Village Smithy
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Somewhere in the hierarchy of MFG there is an Oliver North, who somehow managed, on his own, to hatch this plan, gather the neccessary resources and then put it into operation, without authorization from anyone. What an incredible soldier. 

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:44 | 1974685 ebworthen
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You can't find the money?  Really?  Let's see if the people who have lost money can find it in your homes, eh boys?

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:49 | 1974710 Dr. Engali
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How about this question?     Do you, Mr. Corzine ,expect us to believe that in this day and age of computer transactions that you can't trace the missing funds? Have you checked the Seychelles islands?

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:49 | 1974716 Lotus
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maybe the MF Global janitors know something?

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 13:56 | 1974746 Temporalist
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"The Help" always knows...

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 14:03 | 1974735 cranky-old-geezer
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Corruptzine: I didn't intend ta rob doze accounts, but ya see, JPM was sendin da boyz afta me, I had ta come up wit da dough.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 14:00 | 1974768 ebworthen
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Put them on a wobbly stool with a noose around their neck and see if they can come up with some better answers.

Oh no, we're too "civilized".

So civilized that we allow assholes like this to rob the old, the sick, the unborn.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 14:39 | 1974804 GoinFawr
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I can't explain it but somehow whenever I see "CFTC" or "SEC" I am reminded of this song:

http://vimeo.com/10171355

warning: virginal eardrums may have their hymens blown out, even though the language is fine.

 And JC, well...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxrd_jZJxkg

 

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 14:47 | 1974807 anonnn
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 duplicate

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 14:22 | 1974866 marcusfenix
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hey I figured it out... the money is stuffed inside that drone that got brought down by the Iranians last week. see that's why Obama took a personal interest and called or whatever to ask for it back. makes sense considering him and Corzine are so tight and when MF global blew up they needed some place quick and stealthy to stash and move the loot. unfortunately, that drone got rerouted to a secret CIA spy mission over Iran and given the fact that the pilot was not expecting to have to compensate for the weight of a billion or so dollars, well, down it went.

now all the Iranians have to do is crack that bitch open like a pinata and...merry Christmas Mullahs!

it's all so obvious...

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 14:30 | 1974915 AC_Doctor
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Maybe Obozo's birth certificate was in the drone too.  He definately doesn't want that back...

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 14:26 | 1974899 earleflorida
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someone please help me out here - if, 'mf global' can't come up with a measly ~$1.2bn in a $600tn market[?],... somehow, this implicitly  tells me the entire [re]-hypothecation ponzi scheme is/was leveraged 600:1

jmo 

help me with the numbers?

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 14:28 | 1974909 AC_Doctor
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Cuntz questioning kuntz.  Whatya expect.  A laser guided GBU-28 could quickly solve many monetary problems at once.

The Guided Bomb Unit 28 (GBU-28) is a 5,000-pound (2,268 kg) laser-guided "bunker busting" bomb nicknamed "Deep Throat" produced originally by the Watervliet Arsenal, Watervliet, New York. It was designed, manufactured, and deployed in less than three weeks due to an urgent need during Operation Desert Storm to penetrate hardened Iraqi command centers located deep underground. Only two of the weapons were dropped in Desert Storm, both by F-111Fs

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 15:02 | 1975078 Bastiat
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Yep. They used a Howitzer barrel for the body of the bomb.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 14:29 | 1974911 Piranhanoia
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Since this isn't really government in action without law enforcement,  would someone just update the post if the sargeant at arms arrests someone?

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 14:34 | 1974931 Alex Kintner
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"I don't recall commingling. Cunnolingus with Obama yes, but not comminglus."

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 14:49 | 1975012 TheAkashicRecord
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The CFO kept on answering questions by trying to justify his ignorance through repeatedly bringing up the fact that (paraphrase) "MF global is global and big, there are many jurisdiction with their own codes, directors, etc etc"

With that in mind, why would he sign off on Sarbanes-Oxley sec 404 (the internal controls thing) if the size and distributed nature of the company was such a huge hinderance to knowing what was really happening?

Someone should bring this up and catch this fucker in a little paradaox.  

 

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 14:59 | 1975067 s2man
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I'm not getting any audio.  So, since his lips are moving, I will assume he is lieing.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 15:12 | 1975120 silverserfer
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i think that certan people at the FED, CIA,, JPM and GS know exactly where the $ went

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 15:13 | 1975130 silverserfer
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yo no conprendo compadre. SO SUCK IT BITCH!  BAAAAAAAAAM! (HANDS TO CROTCH)

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 15:17 | 1975151 silverserfer
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I learned it by watching you Bernie! I learned it by watching you. (sob)

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 15:20 | 1975178 Dcheeth2
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"Where did the money go?"

 

"I ate it, it was delicious,now, can I go drink with my chums from GS?".

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 15:30 | 1975257 AndrewCostello
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These guys are just going through the motions.  They blatantly stole the money, and they will just go to these proceedings and lie through their teeth.

 

That's what their kind do.

 

Read:

http://www.amazon.com/Simple-Wealth-Mr-Andrew-Costello/dp/1463523017/ref

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 15:33 | 1975268 rockraider3
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I know the treasurer of a west-coast based broker/dealer.  I spoke to him yesterday and the topic turned to MF Global. He was amazed that client funds could go missing.  This firm is regulated by FINRA, while MF Global was regulated by the CFTC, but FINRA requires a weekly calculation of funds that are required to be segregated into a separate account.  That account is titled to be for the benefit of clients and is protected against lien or offset by the bank that holds the funds, generally through a letter of no-offset (or something to that effect).  Apparently this firm cannot remove any funds from the segregated accounts until they update the calculation for what is required to be in this account.

That said, this Treasurer says there is only two ways to his knowledge that client funds could go "missing". First is either through mistake or purposely diverting funds, the firm might transfer funds into the wrong account instead of the client segregation account.  However, this is easy to track (ie wire transfers with Fed No's to track flow of funds).  And if a mistake, this would be caught "within two seconds" per this Treasurer, so it wouldn't be in the wrong account very long.  If on purpose, again, should be very easy to find the trail.  They didn't go to a branch to withdrawl $1-2B in funds... there would be a trail.

The second way funds could go "missing" and the likely reason per this Treasurer is that the funds are NOT missing.  They were invested.  In European Soveriegn Debt.  The value of which decreased significantly.  So money isn't missing, they were invested in an asset that is declining in value.  And the value of the securities is now $1-2B lower than when purchased.  FINRA only allows this broker/dealer to invest in US Gov't securities, etc with these funds.  That's it, nothing else, they are even limited from most Money Market Accounts.  The CFTC was apparently allowing MF Global to invest in European Soveriegn Debt, which they did with their client segregated funds.

I don't claim to know for certain, but it sounded pretty logical to me.  Thought it was worth sharing. 

We also spoke about re-hypothecation for a while, that was pretty interesting, coming from a broker/dealer perspective.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 16:04 | 1975435 TheAkashicRecord
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//They were invested.  In European Soveriegn Debt.//

Corzine has repeatedly said during this hearing that this was not the case.  

Note: I am not saying that he was not lying when he said this, just repeating what he said.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 15:34 | 1975273 Everybodys All ...
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No one knows where the money went and not one Congressman blows a gasket? They just accept this as the truth. Wow.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 15:35 | 1975283 Dr. Engali
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Looks like they are setting the CFO as the fall guy.

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 16:47 | 1975627 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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blame the foreigner!

remember fab?

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 16:01 | 1975422 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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corzine doesn't have his 7

bwahahaha!

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 16:04 | 1975436 chaartist
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BEyonce: The singer bought a small cabana in 2002 for $465,000 but sold it in Nov. for $110,000.? 

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 16:05 | 1975443 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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tax write off

her and jay z are good at those

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 16:05 | 1975440 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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what happened to the segregated accounts?

They were rehypothecated, you dumbass

is anyone still wondering why cameron didn't sign the EU treaty

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 16:15 | 1975480 willien1derland
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This is an instance where the GREEN ARROW should allow for increments of 1,000 - Cameron's dilemma - agree with a bunch of spineless liars who would sell their children without concern OR side with the Bankers of London where I live & OWN said spineless liars....Hmmm, I need to make a phone call, "Hello Lennon?, David here...Have a bit of a dilemma & I would like your advice regarding the EU Treaty...And the rest is HISTORY!

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 16:45 | 1975621 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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cameron knew what a tobin tax on rehypothecated loans would look like

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 16:06 | 1975446 Gordon Marock
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If I were on the panel, I would have asked 'Gov. Corzine, at any point in time, did the cleaning staff have unsupervised access to your office.'

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 16:09 | 1975457 willien1derland
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Corzine best be careful because farmers in Montana are armed & dangerous...Could NOT happen to a more deserving PRICK - Hold on, back to the Congressional hearing where Congresswoman Lindsay Lohan asks the Honorable Jon Corzine "Mr. Corzine, what is it like being so misunderstood?'

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 16:10 | 1975460 mattu13048
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Real video from MF Global office just before they filed for bankruptcy: http://bit.ly/tk1vLa

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 16:16 | 1975482 Cone of Uncertainty
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"Sen Corzine, who stole that money?"

Treasury.

"Who abused rule 125?"

Treasury

"Who would have moved client funds out of the segrated accounts?"

Treasury

"Who bankrupted the company?"

Treasury

Who killed JFK?"

Treasury

 

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 16:19 | 1975495 mattu13048
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THE ONLY APPROPRIATE INVESTMENT VEHICLE FOR CUSTOMER SEGREGATED FUNDS IN A FCM IS US TREASURY PAPER: 90 DAY T-BILLS. NOTHING MORE OR LESS. DEAL WITH IT!

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 16:24 | 1975522 apu123
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I may sound paranoid but I think this whole legal charade is being put on for a purpose.  Once it becomes accepted that firms like MFG can just take customer money to pay for bad trades they are all going to do it with government's passive consent.  Perhaps that is why BofA moved their trillions in derivative exposure over to the banking side, to grab all those depositors' money.  In my opinion the government has been looking to tap our money and can not do it through higher taxes or mandatory IRA/401k reinvestment, as that would be politically damaging.  So why not use all that revenue sitting in checking, savings and brokerage accounts to help pay down these institutions debts.  That way the government does not have to officially do it and can "cut" bail out expenses, can wrist slap the offenders and have more multitudes of people dependent on them after they are all wiped out.  They could then slap some high taxes on the people who were lucky enough not to get wiped out and demonize them as evil speculators and part of the 1%.

That way you get two goals achieved for the price of one!

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 16:27 | 1975532 eblair
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Why can't they call in a few underlings, give them immunity, and ask every question? Or are they not going to do that because the fix is in?

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 16:32 | 1975558 TheAkashicRecord
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None of them claims to know what rehypothecation is?  

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 16:36 | 1975577 Joebloinvestor
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I hope Gensler ends up indicted with Jon.

What a fucking lame excuse to recluse himself.

So fucking what they both worked at GS.

I got news, if these sleazeballs are gonna recluse at the drop of a hat for some BS reason, I say FIRE THEIR ASSES.

The "revolving door" between GS and the government guarantees that at some point people from the same criminal enterprise are gonna be on opposite sides of the table.

It should have been Genslers "moment" to man up and show why he deserved the position he is in, instead of being an accomplice.

 

 

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 16:38 | 1975587 High Plains Drifter
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http://vidrebel.wordpress.com/2011/12/13/silver-wars-attack-on-the-comex-slv-and-mf-global/

 

mf global takedown was done to keep comex from blowing up over lack of silver bullion ....

 

sell gold. buy silver.  silver was always the baby doll. from day one.   i knew it all along..........

Tue, 12/13/2011 - 16:40 | 1975600 SanOvaBeach
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Watching the MF Global investigation hearings is really sick.  Like watching three (3) stupid monkeys that know nothing about anything.  These jack-offs have brought double-talk to a new level!  The Blago-jerk finally got his 14 years.  I hope these get it eventually too!

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