Who Will Be Fed Chairman At The End Of 2014?

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It seems most have strong views on who should not be the Chairman of the Fed but based on a recent survey at a Morgan Stanley conference, it seems Ron Paul still has an outside chance. What of Justin Bieber? Jim Grant? Maria Bartiromo? Chuck Norris?

 

Source: Morgan Stanley

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Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:45 | 2779778 Colonel Klink
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Problem with that choice is he'd have to make money appear instead of disappear!

 

Aaaaaaannnnndddd it's gone!

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:51 | 2779779 Colonel Klink
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Problem with that choice is he'd have to make money appear instead of disappear!

 

Aaaaaaannnnndddd it's gone!

 

EDIT:  So good apparently I had to say it twice.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 15:53 | 2779547 orangedrinkandchips
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BAN THE (FUCKING) FED!

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 15:53 | 2779548 TheInfoman
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Max Keiser.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 17:47 | 2779925 oldfruit1
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max keiser .. financial snake oil salesman .. saw a bandwagon ala anti banking/anti establishment/anti america and jumped on it stuffing his own pockets on the way .. havent seen a greasy crook on his scale for a long time .. that motherfucker sells coins (silver ofcourse) with his own face on them .. egotistical prick. 

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 20:21 | 2780333 oldfruit1
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i knew people would thumbs down me when i said that ..  just cause we dont support the idiots in FED/BANKS or moron POLITICANS doesnt mean we should cheer on a greasy scumbag like keiser .. i think a lot of people are now seeing him for what he is in the silver / pm community  .. he is no different to the scumbags on wallstreet who he critiques .. AND just for the record he has no original material, he rips it off from ZH & then adds his own poorly thought out BS which is uncredible to anyone with more than 2 braincells.

sorry but this had to be said .. and im going to call out any other self serving snake oil salesmen .. cunts the lot of them. 

fruity.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 15:54 | 2779551 A POOR EATIN STEAK
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its me im the 2014 fed chairman

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 15:54 | 2779552 socalbeach
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Robert Mugabe

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 15:56 | 2779566 Mister Ponzi
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Dr. Gideon Gono rather...

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 15:55 | 2779559 Rat Patrol
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Scrooge McDuck.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:13 | 2779561 e-man
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Bernie Madoff has lots of experience running an organization like that.

Just sayin'...

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 15:56 | 2779564 gjp
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If this whole pile of shit has not collapsed by then I'll be surprised.  There's no way they can keep this exponentially growing insanity going another two years.  Benny Bux has the great honour of being the last chairman.  We salute you Comrade Ben.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 15:57 | 2779568 Shizzmoney
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They should put a black man in there.  Maybe Flava Flav:

"Yo, do ya'll accept a post dated check?"

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:02 | 2779600 TheFuture_MrGittes
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As long as he tells TBTF 'I can't do nothing for you man'.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 18:18 | 2780021 bankruptcylawyer
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the fed is the tbtf. i really get tired of pointing out to everyone that the FED IS LEGALLY OWNED BY THE TBTF, A MAJORITY BY JPMORGAN BAC AND GS. 

 

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:06 | 2779615 ParkAveFlasher
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...and if you thought some ZH'ers were sick of "bitchez" comments now, wait until the Fed issues them ...

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:13 | 2779628 SemperFord
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I'd rather have Dave Chapelle, the guy is actually bright and a comedy genius!

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 15:59 | 2779572 lolmao500
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Krugman or Cramer for the lulz. Or maybe that sack of shit Blythe.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 18:48 | 2780105 MsCreant
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Blythe Masters, Fed Head.

https://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/wEjvJP7PRyJCgk6j5wjm5Q?feat=embedwebsite

That sounds right for an Obamanation. EEOC hire too.

She might say no, she is already screwing the world now.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 19:22 | 2780196 veyron
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Why is "Max Keiser" the nemesis of Blythe Masters and not, say, Tyler Durden?

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 18:59 | 2780136 Blankenstein
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No doubt the stock picking monkey that outperformed Cramer would also put him to shame as Fed Chairman.  Stock picking monkey for Fed Chair!!

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 15:57 | 2779574 jubber
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Gideon Gono

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 15:58 | 2779576 ptoemmes
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Trick question?

No one cause there isn't going to be a FED?!

I vote for nobody.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:28 | 2779720 dwayne elizando
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Came to fruition 1913, ends 2013? Sounds about right to me.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 18:52 | 2780121 MsCreant
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From Wavy Gravey, Vote for Nobody for President.

http://www.nobodyforpresident.org/

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:00 | 2779586 francis_sawyer
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 "Who Will Be Fed Chairman At The End Of 2014?'

~~~

A Jew > 100%

Goyim > 0%

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:02 | 2779601 ZippyBananaPants
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"Now any of you homos touch me…and I'll kill ya."

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:04 | 2779610 OpenEyes
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"lighten up Francis"

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:13 | 2779655 knukles
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BTW, Francis, you were right.
They're making me hole out 2 footers now.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:42 | 2779768 francis_sawyer
Mon, 09/10/2012 - 17:53 | 2779951 resurger
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OFC a jew

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:01 | 2779592 oldgaranddad
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No one would expect Ron Paul or the Spanish Inquisition! (My apologies to Monty Python)

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:01 | 2779594 kito
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tyler, you misundertood the question, and only 4 percent got it...................when a public hanging occurs, there is a person on the platform who has the task of kicking the chair away from the one being hanged......this persons job was commonly referred to as the "chairman"....in light of this information, you now understand why ron paul received 4 percent of the vote to be the feds chaiman.................

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:02 | 2779595 haskelslocal
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LLoyd Blankinstein

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:02 | 2779598 ParkAveFlasher
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I think L. Ron Hubbard has a better shot than Ron Paul.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:12 | 2779640 knukles
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(hands on cheeks, eyes popping out, mouth open, gasping!)

 

tinklingin my pj's

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:10 | 2779605 Fecklesslackey
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Fecklesslackey

 

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:03 | 2779607 alien-IQ
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Clint Eastwood's chair.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:21 | 2779699 Sweet Chicken
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LMAO!

+1 for your use of current talking points!

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:04 | 2779613 booboo
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Wait, I think I saw this on tv once, large crowds in Vatican City waiting for some colored smoke to float out of a chimney to let the people know who gets to be selected as Fed Chair? Then he pops out onto the porch if he see's his own shadow  there is six more years of depression.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:05 | 2779619 cougar_w
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Nice

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:11 | 2779636 RockyRacoon
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I think you've hit on the perfect candidate: Punxsutawney Phil

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:16 | 2779670 ParkAveFlasher
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A racoon shill'ing for a groundhog.  Now I've seen it all.

Which brings up my point, it doesn't matter who the next Fed chairman is, it matters that there is still a Fed to be chaired in the first place.

Classic redirection.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:05 | 2779614 lynnybee
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nobody.   i might as well be a "fed chairman"  .   the past 100 years was not normal, it should never have been.    think of all the people who have died in all the damn wars orchestrated by these horrible people.   it's got to end.  it's going to end.  it is the end.  it's the end of paper money & we don't need no stinking CRIMINAL FEDERAL RESERVE BANKERS !   

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:12 | 2779647 RockyRacoon
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Yeah!  And we'll even supply you with your own personal dart board for making policy!

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 19:08 | 2780159 MsCreant
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Hey Rocks,

They will find a way to influence the way the poo is sprayed, as always. Or what is on the dartboard.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:08 | 2779629 CrimsonAvenger
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Chuck Norris would be a great choice - money would have as much damn velocity as he tells it to.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:18 | 2779686 ParkAveFlasher
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Chuck Norris would have a dual mandate, roundhouse kick and to the face.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:09 | 2779631 Black Forest
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Someone from Greece.

Mon, 09/10/2012 - 16:10 | 2779632 knukles
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The Bernak will be reapointed by the Incumbent.
That or Valerie Jarrett.
Or Maxine Waters.

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