Who Will Be Fed Chairman At The End Of 2014?

Tyler Durden's picture

It seems most have strong views on who should not be the Chairman of the Fed but based on a recent survey at a Morgan Stanley conference, it seems Ron Paul still has an outside chance. What of Justin Bieber? Jim Grant? Maria Bartiromo? Chuck Norris?

 

Source: Morgan Stanley

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Colonel Klink's picture

Problem with that choice is he'd have to make money appear instead of disappear!

 

Aaaaaaannnnndddd it's gone!

Colonel Klink's picture

Problem with that choice is he'd have to make money appear instead of disappear!

 

Aaaaaaannnnndddd it's gone!

 

EDIT:  So good apparently I had to say it twice.

orangedrinkandchips's picture

BAN THE (FUCKING) FED!

oldfruit1's picture

max keiser .. financial snake oil salesman .. saw a bandwagon ala anti banking/anti establishment/anti america and jumped on it stuffing his own pockets on the way .. havent seen a greasy crook on his scale for a long time .. that motherfucker sells coins (silver ofcourse) with his own face on them .. egotistical prick. 

oldfruit1's picture

i knew people would thumbs down me when i said that ..  just cause we dont support the idiots in FED/BANKS or moron POLITICANS doesnt mean we should cheer on a greasy scumbag like keiser .. i think a lot of people are now seeing him for what he is in the silver / pm community  .. he is no different to the scumbags on wallstreet who he critiques .. AND just for the record he has no original material, he rips it off from ZH & then adds his own poorly thought out BS which is uncredible to anyone with more than 2 braincells.

sorry but this had to be said .. and im going to call out any other self serving snake oil salesmen .. cunts the lot of them. 

fruity.

A POOR EATIN STEAK's picture

its me im the 2014 fed chairman

e-man's picture

Bernie Madoff has lots of experience running an organization like that.

Just sayin'...

gjp's picture

If this whole pile of shit has not collapsed by then I'll be surprised.  There's no way they can keep this exponentially growing insanity going another two years.  Benny Bux has the great honour of being the last chairman.  We salute you Comrade Ben.

Shizzmoney's picture

They should put a black man in there.  Maybe Flava Flav:

"Yo, do ya'll accept a post dated check?"

bankruptcylawyer's picture

the fed is the tbtf. i really get tired of pointing out to everyone that the FED IS LEGALLY OWNED BY THE TBTF, A MAJORITY BY JPMORGAN BAC AND GS. 

 

ParkAveFlasher's picture

...and if you thought some ZH'ers were sick of "bitchez" comments now, wait until the Fed issues them ...

SemperFord's picture

I'd rather have Dave Chapelle, the guy is actually bright and a comedy genius!

lolmao500's picture

Krugman or Cramer for the lulz. Or maybe that sack of shit Blythe.

MsCreant's picture

Blythe Masters, Fed Head.

https://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/wEjvJP7PRyJCgk6j5wjm5Q?feat=embedwebsite

That sounds right for an Obamanation. EEOC hire too.

She might say no, she is already screwing the world now.

veyron's picture

Why is "Max Keiser" the nemesis of Blythe Masters and not, say, Tyler Durden?

Blankenstein's picture

No doubt the stock picking monkey that outperformed Cramer would also put him to shame as Fed Chairman.  Stock picking monkey for Fed Chair!!

ptoemmes's picture

Trick question?

No one cause there isn't going to be a FED?!

I vote for nobody.

dwayne elizando's picture

Came to fruition 1913, ends 2013? Sounds about right to me.

MsCreant's picture

From Wavy Gravey, Vote for Nobody for President.

http://www.nobodyforpresident.org/

oldgaranddad's picture

No one would expect Ron Paul or the Spanish Inquisition! (My apologies to Monty Python)

kito's picture

tyler, you misundertood the question, and only 4 percent got it...................when a public hanging occurs, there is a person on the platform who has the task of kicking the chair away from the one being hanged......this persons job was commonly referred to as the "chairman"....in light of this information, you now understand why ron paul received 4 percent of the vote to be the feds chaiman.................

haskelslocal's picture

LLoyd Blankinstein

ParkAveFlasher's picture

I think L. Ron Hubbard has a better shot than Ron Paul.

knukles's picture

 

 

 

(hands on cheeks, eyes popping out, mouth open, gasping!)

 

tinklingin my pj's

alien-IQ's picture

Clint Eastwood's chair.

Sweet Chicken's picture

LMAO!

+1 for your use of current talking points!

booboo's picture

Wait, I think I saw this on tv once, large crowds in Vatican City waiting for some colored smoke to float out of a chimney to let the people know who gets to be selected as Fed Chair? Then he pops out onto the porch if he see's his own shadow  there is six more years of depression.

RockyRacoon's picture

I think you've hit on the perfect candidate: Punxsutawney Phil

ParkAveFlasher's picture

A racoon shill'ing for a groundhog.  Now I've seen it all.

Which brings up my point, it doesn't matter who the next Fed chairman is, it matters that there is still a Fed to be chaired in the first place.

Classic redirection.

lynnybee's picture

nobody.   i might as well be a "fed chairman"  .   the past 100 years was not normal, it should never have been.    think of all the people who have died in all the damn wars orchestrated by these horrible people.   it's got to end.  it's going to end.  it is the end.  it's the end of paper money & we don't need no stinking CRIMINAL FEDERAL RESERVE BANKERS !   

RockyRacoon's picture

Yeah!  And we'll even supply you with your own personal dart board for making policy!

MsCreant's picture

Hey Rocks,

They will find a way to influence the way the poo is sprayed, as always. Or what is on the dartboard.

CrimsonAvenger's picture

Chuck Norris would be a great choice - money would have as much damn velocity as he tells it to.

ParkAveFlasher's picture

Chuck Norris would have a dual mandate, roundhouse kick and to the face.

Black Forest's picture

Someone from Greece.

knukles's picture

The Bernak will be reapointed by the Incumbent.
That or Valerie Jarrett.
Or Maxine Waters.