You didn't think we could beat the original communists at their own game now, did you.

Monetizing proletarians of the world - unite.

People using "negative" proceeds from buying stuff to buy other stuff... Yes, one of those rare days where the money just comes out of nowhere and buys stocks, commodities, f/x and bonds all up at the same time. So here are the results of magical money growing on trees.

Art Laffer of Laffer Associates has some very good perspectives on why he sees 20 year of hell coming up for the US economy. With thoughts like "never heard of anyone spending themselves into prosperity" he is, of course, correct.

Recently uncovered critical documents disclosing details about AIG's CDO portfolio and collateral calls, indicate that during a December 5th conference call with Investors, Joe Cassano, famous for singlehandedly destroying capitalism and forcing most financial companies to be subsidized by US taxpayers in perpetuity, as well as then CEO Martin Sullivan, effectively commited 10(b) 5 fraud by misrepresenting material company conditions.

- Yield 3.329% vs. Exp. 3.360%
- B/c ratio 2.82 vs. Avg. 2.35 (Prev. 2.26)
- Indirects 67.2% vs. Avg. 31.39% (Prev. 33.07%)
- Allotted at high 13.17%

In an interesting overture to killing the current casino culture that is enveloping capital markets, none other than IBM former CEO Louis Gerstner is recommending taxing short-term (less than 1 year) capital gains at 80%. While such a proposal is sure to kill 90% of participants in the capital markets casino which lately trade only on an intraday basis and nobody cares about fundamentals that may justify a long-term buy or hold (simply because anything long-term in this economy will ultimately result in a 0 valuation).

The Bank Of England has announced that it is excluding the 5% 2014 and 8% 2021 gilts from buybacks until notice. As this is likely indicative of the major weakness in the gilt curve, the US better sell all the 5-12 year comparable Treasuries it can asap.

German Government adviser says Porsche should sell some VW (VOW GY) shares to raise cash.

In an interview with MarketWatch's Jon Friedman, Janet Robinson, CEO of embattled former media titan and now merely distressed media company scrambling to plug debt covenant holes, New York Times, has announced that she has had it with other members of the evil, speculative media world.

The following may or may not be all the emails that will be referenced at the hearing tomorrow. Oddly (or not) the $78 billion portfolio of problem positions has been redacted.