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Santorum is trying to save us
Unlike the bad deal the Dems gave us
Don't play their game
Each party's the same
They're doing their best to enslave us!
The Limerick King
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Uterine chaos is here!!!
These pussies are stirring-up fear!
It's time to withdraw...
Retreat from the bra...
The new entry point is the rear!
The Limerick King
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Santorum is out having fun
He's having a nice little run
But since he's not Paul
Momentum will fall
And facing Barack he is done
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h/t Aristarchan
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The Larry revival is on
What a ridiculous con
Listen to teacher
Don't be a preacher
And stop sucking dicks in the John
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Romney is playing with snakes
To garner support from the flakes
When asked to report
How he'd win gay support
With a lisp said, "Whatever it takes!!!"
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The laundry is dirty today
That Issa guy sure likes to play
Just look at his grin
And the spot on his chin
It looks like his wife is away
The Limerick King
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Darrel from Dickheads United
Says men on the right are invited
To join his crusade
Against those who get laid
If you join he'll get really excited
The Limerick King
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THE STINKER
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Newt is immersed in deep thought
A moment of genius is sought
A plan he'll prepare
To have an affair
And how to avoid getting caught
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"The biggest threat to America today is not communism. It's moving America toward a fascist theocracy, and everything that's happened during the Reagan administration is steering us right down that pipe ... When you have a government that prefers a certain moral code derived from a certain religion and that moral code turns into legislation to suit one certain religious point of view, and if that code happens to be very, very right wing, almost toward Attila the Hun..."--Frank Zappa
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Temptation is playing both sides
Like pole-dancing sirens it slides
Seduction and Lust
In God We Don't Trust
When Evil is present, it hides!
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Liberty hangs from the cross
Reflecting a state's moral loss
And justice they say
Left early today
She's fooling around with the boss
The Limerick King