Good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen,
Welcome to the Banzai7 Instutute's Federal Reserve School.
These extraodinary lectures and study aids are being presented to you, your friends, families and children in response to the recently launched Federal Reserve Bank re-education of America initiative.
As you may alreay know know, Adolf Hitler's propaganda Minister Joseph Goebbels once said: "If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it...The most brilliant propagandist technique will yield no success unless one fundamental principle is born in mind constantly--It must confine itself to a few points and repeat them over and over."
The Chairman of the Federal Reserve Bank has taken these principles to heart and has commenced a Central Banking Propaganda campaign aimed at inculcating young Americans into the Way of the FIAT.
As a public service, the Banzai7 Institute in cooperation with Zero Hedge and The Limerick King (aka the rhyming Professor Dr von Limerick King), with a special appearance by Ron Paul, is presenting these short lectures and materials in the positive spirit of...
STFU Ben Shalom Bernank!
I urge all of you to spread links to this presentation for the common good of mankind. In addition, I encourage all of you to contribute whatever you feel is appropriate in plain and simpe English in the comment thread.
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Grandfather Squid knew the score
The power that wealth had in store
Each nation he FED on
Inflation would set on
He's full now, but still he wants more!
Dr von Limerick King
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The Fractional Problem is the problem of predicting the motion of currencies that interact with each other fractionally. Solving this problem has been motivated by the need to understand the mind of the Chairsatan and the gravitational pull the planets and the stars.
[Using latest "Blue Marble" NASA image of Earth.]
Bensanitys sweeping the nation
An undrafted printing sensation
A master of stealth
He'll steal all your wealth
His forte is bubble inflation
Dr von Limerick King
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Ben is conditioned to tell
When everything's going to hell
Although it seems funny
When Kleptos need money
He prints at the sound of a bell
Dr von Limerick King
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The study of feces explains
How Squids make their outrageous gains
They hire a twit
To steal all the shit
And kill anyone that complains
Dr von Limerick King
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The IPO rapture is here
There is no more reason to fear
Salvation's upon us
(Or will they just con us?)
The prudent will cover their rear!
Dr von Limerick King
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The lesson dear children is this
The FED is the source of fake bliss
They keep credit flowing
So debt keeps on growing
They've led us into the abyss
Dr von Limerick King
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Sigmund Fraud: Father of Modern Psychopathonomics
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