Like me, I know that many members of the Zero Hedge community are sick and tired of the two most unsavory alternatives presented in this year's Persidential election.
Just like me, most of you are sick and tired of this...
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and this...
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Cheer up friends, yesterday I stumbled across an exciting alternative candidate purely by accident : Nobody.
Nowbody seems to know who he is and Nobody seems to care...because Nobody gives a:
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Nobody has a platform we can all rally behind....
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All you have to do is write in Nobody or check none of the above.
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