BANZAI7 NEWS, Jackass Island USA--Once again the world famous hedge hog Punxatawdry Ben will come out of his Jackass Island printing bunker and to check to see the shadow banks.
Either way, according to Punxatawdry Ben's trainer Lloyd Blankenfein, this can be interpreted to mean that cash strapped Wall Street bankstas and fat cats can happily look forward to many more ink filled printing rounds of quantitative schtupping in 2013.
"The ground hog is like most other prophets; it delivers it's prediction and then disappears."--Bill Vaughn
"Punxatawdry Ben is the bellweather of false profits; he prints predictably and then the ink disappears."--WilliamBanzai7
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This groundhog is scared of the light
Bank shadows gave him a fright
It's always the winter
With this evil printer
His theories are simply a blight
The Limerick King
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Ben looks a little bit hairy
The shadow banks sure can be scary
But just like before
Ben's eyesight is poor
So Lloyd is exceedingly merry
The Limerick
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This groundhog is scared of the light
Bank shadows gave him a fright
It's always the winter
With this evil printer
His theories are simply a blight
The Limerick King
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