With toilet paper shortages, record high stock prices, a lack of staple food supply, and a black market currency hyperinflating its way into solving the toilet paper shortage; many continue to wonder why they should care about a Latin American country's collapse into socialist revolution. The answer, simply put, lies in the following map...
Countries shaded by number of Miss World winners...
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(h/t @Amazing_Maps )
A Venezuelan has been the winner of Miss World more times that any other nation... do you really want that to go away?
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The Miss Venezuela contestants show that even with no toilet paper, one can still clean up nicely...
Now be a patriot and start buying Bolivars at the government rates...