Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is expected to officially announce her candidacy for the 2016 presidential election on Sunday, putting an end to months of speculation about her plans. Here are some key things to know about the first Democrat to declare her candidacy...
- Campaign Slogan: “I deserve this”
- Campaign Strategy: Overwhelming tide of inevitability
- Spouse: Former Arkansas attorney general William Jefferson Clinton
- Wingspan: 7 feet, 6 inches
- Ideal Running Mate: Primary opponent who knows how to gracefully step aside when the time comes
- Biggest Scandals: Deaths of four Americans at Benghazi, use of private email account for government emails, choice of Nina McLemore dress at a 1998 presidential function
- Grandchildren: One, but pushing Chelsea for one more before Iowa caucus
- Stance On Abortion: Supports a woman’s right to choose for her husband’s mistress
- Birthplace: Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, West Virginia, Wisconsin, and Wyoming
- Number Of Times Teeth Gritted To Date: 489,346
- Things She Personally Understands As A Grandmother: Hope, faith, future, education, children, all that crap
- Greatest Fear: Charismatic young senators from the Midwest
- Number Of Big Macs That Fit In Mouth At One Time: 2
- Biggest Challenge: Not completely blowing it
Source: The Onion [11]
