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- Forget Toasters & Spiderman Towels, Chinese Banks Lure New Deposits With iPhones & Mercedes
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Bankia, which offered no lesser gift than a Spiderman Towel in exchange for a EUR300 deposit . So, ... offer on a bank account. I'd rather have the I'd rather have the Spider-Man towel. ... Spiderman Towel in exchange for a EUR300 deposit. So, one wonders just how desperate they are - and just how ...
Story - Tyler Durden - 12/31/2014 - 20:40 - 41 comments - 0 attachments
- Spanish Population Declines For The First Time As Immigrants Throw In The Spiderman Towel
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from Ecuador and Colombia. One could say they threw in the proverbial ( Spiderman) towel, or at ... are safe. After all Cyprus is no template. And who can possibly say no to a Spiderman beach towel . ... http://dareconomics.wordpress.com/2013/04/22/around-the-globe-04-22-2013/ WTF with Spiderman? How does WTF with Spiderman? How does the proverbial "Spiderman ...
Story - Tyler Durden - 04/22/2013 - 14:32 - 53 comments - 0 attachments
- As Broke Bankia Runs Out Of Toasters, It Has A Bold Solution: A Spiderman Beach Towel
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generically handed out to witless investors, what Bankia is now resorting to is... a Spiderman Beach Towel ... towel of Spider-Man" is not google translated. It is CTRL-C/V'ed directly from the official ... to be able to run away with the exclusive towel of Spider-Man. That is, when it finishes the month ...
Story - Tyler Durden - 05/30/2012 - 10:53 - 152 comments - 0 attachments
- Biderman Vs. Spiderman (Towels)
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Despite the failure of the generous offer of Spiderman towels from the recently 'stress-test'-proof-but-now-busted Bankia, today's market suggests there is still hope. The public estimate of loan losses for ... Spiderman towels from the recently 'stress-test'-proof-but-now-busted Bankia, today's market suggests there ...
Story - Tyler Durden - 06/06/2012 - 16:27 - 79 comments - 0 attachments
- Is This Europe's Biggest Nightmare?
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Just one Spiderman towel left in stock in Europe... how will they ever attract depositors back ... depositor incentive is now a Spiderman washcloth...... http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0049P7NLQ ... Spiderman pajamas. I'm WAY ahead in this game! http://www1.macys.com/shop/pr ...
Story - Tyler Durden - 03/24/2013 - 12:54 - 89 comments - 0 attachments
- "My Savings Account Was Confiscated And All I Got Was This Cyprus Passport"
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- yer all Cypriots now. Because spiderman towels and Because spiderman towels and toasters ... have gotten a spiderman towel at least. This will just make it easier This will just make it ... that they won't get their photo back for smiling at the camera. You mean like a Spiderman You ...
Story - Tyler Durden - 04/14/2013 - 15:19 - 68 comments - 0 attachments
- NYC Has Received A "Credible Threat" Days Ahead Of Christmas, PIX11 Reports
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everything.....you fucking cocksucker!!!! Call Spiderman. Call Spiderman. OMG! Shelter in place! The ...
Story - Tyler Durden - 12/22/2015 - 15:48 - 89 comments - 0 attachments
- US Backed "Rebels" Execute Russian Pilots While Parachuting, Caught On Tape
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If Putin was angry when Turkey shot down a Russian plane, which may or may not have crossed Turkish territory - reports on both sides are conflicting - he will be absolutely livid to learn that, according to Turkey's Dogan News, the Russian pilots who ha ...
Story - Tyler Durden - 11/24/2015 - 18:57 - 669 comments - 0 attachments
- "Social Explosion" Begins In Greece As Massive Street Protests Bring Economy To A Fresh Halt
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too will be jumping from their penthouses, simply because of high maintenance. and a spiderman towel signed and a spiderman towel signed by linda Green Wow I can't believe how inept ...
Story - Tyler Durden - 11/12/2015 - 08:46 - 210 comments - 0 attachments
- "It's A Bloodbath" - Here Is The Biggest Casualty Of Canada's Recession
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things. No, seriously..., take him..,, he's yours. Somebody needs a Spider-Man Somebody needs a Spider-Man towel. Canada, Canada sucks. Peter Canada, Canada sucks. Peter Griffen Family Guy ...
Story - Tyler Durden - 11/11/2015 - 12:30 - 221 comments - 0 attachments
- LaVorgna Throws In The Towel On US Economy As Deutsche's "Weatherman" Cuts Growth Outlook
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the ZERO RATE BLACK HOLE just doesn't allow escape velocity..... Would that be a Spiderman Would that be a Spiderman towel? How can Germany upgrade How can Germany upgrade growth ...
Story - Tyler Durden - 10/06/2015 - 09:15 - 43 comments - 0 attachments
- Portugal's Largest Bank "In Serious Financial Condition" Auditor Warns
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serious shape also. I better give Sleepy's a call. It's still under warranty. Free Spiderman towels? Free Spiderman towels? Bring it on. I want to see Bring it on. I want to see the ... like Portugal is about Looks like Portugal is about to be Cyprused. But...but..spiderman ...
Story - Tyler Durden - 05/21/2014 - 08:37 - 42 comments - 0 attachments
- Japanese Pension Funds Find New Ways To Lose Money, Will Blow Retirement Funds On Junk Bonds
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have some Spiderman Abe, I have some Spiderman towels to sell.....for a good price of course ...
Story - Tyler Durden - 09/30/2015 - 13:12 - 39 comments - 0 attachments
- Bank of Spain Responds, Promises It Is Not Confiscating Catalonia's Gold
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distributing Spiderman Likely distributing Spiderman towels. Sounds like Monday oughta be Sounds ...
Story - Tyler Durden - 09/24/2015 - 15:45 - 44 comments - 0 attachments
- Budget Deficit Explodes Higher In Portugal After Government Throws In Towel On Bad Bank Sale
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Jim Cramer quitting his gig at CNBC and moving to New Zealand. If that had been a Spider-man If that had been a Spider-man towel they could have closed the deal. Ctrl-P Oh, wait. Spain ... http://www.zerohedge.com/news/broke-bankia-runs-out-toasters-it-has-bold-solution-spiderman-beach-towel Just obey and dont worry. Just obey and dont worry. Supermario starts shitting ...
Story - Tyler Durden - 09/23/2015 - 12:45 - 24 comments - 0 attachments
- Endgame: Putin Plans To Strike ISIS With Or Without The U.S.
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to go to war against them when TPTB blow their dog whistle? Will a spiderman towel Will a spiderman towel suffice? be careful mr. putin, it be careful mr. putin, it could be a ... spiderman towel still makes me laugh. checkmate. wow. checkmate. wow. Unless it was the US ...
Story - Tyler Durden - 09/23/2015 - 22:18 - 423 comments - 0 attachments
- Meet The Fortress Hotel That Separates The Davos Billionaires From The Peasants
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jealous? The hotel uses SPIDERMAN´S The hotel uses SPIDERMAN´S Towels xd:9 And the idiot ...
Story - Tyler Durden - 01/22/2014 - 10:05 - 243 comments - 0 attachments
- The US Economy Is Not Awesome And It's Not Decoupled
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don't forget the spiderman don't forget the spiderman towel.... by the way, I talked to a Canadian ...
Story - Tyler Durden - 09/02/2015 - 10:11 - 33 comments - 0 attachments
- What Spanish Recovery?
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cock man..... She couldn't get her hands off me......" Bring more Spiderman´s Bring more Spiderman´s Towel¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡ Next bank to fail : BANCO POPULAR. POP SM EQUITY TIC ... Majorca 2 beds | 2 bath | 1061 Sq. Ft. $327,000 Spiderman towels not included. ...
Story - Tyler Durden - 10/28/2013 - 09:59 - 47 comments - 0 attachments
- Greek Parliament In Eleventh Hour Discussions On Bailout- Live Feed
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? spiderman towels ? spiderman towels ? Concur with below Concur with below ...
Story - Tyler Durden - 08/13/2015 - 19:33 - 37 comments - 0 attachments

