New Normal
Steve Cohen Is Now Hiring "Creative And Innovative" Traders Right Out Of College
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 02/02/2015 13:25 -0500In 2014, the Firm launched the Point72 Academy. The Academy develops undergrads straight out of college into highly-skilled investors on an accelerated timeline.
From the day they start, Academy members have substantial responsibility and opportunities to contribute in a small team setting.
Today, more than half of Point72’s current Portfolio Managers started as Analysts and the Point72 Academy will grow that number over time.
Caught On Tape: Dijsselbloem To Varoufakis: "You Just Killed The Troika"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/31/2015 23:58 -0500Amid 'turmoiling' stock markets on Friday, CNBC's Simon Hobbs summed up the status quo's thinking on the new Greek leadership when he noted, somewhat angrily and shocked, "The Greeks are not even trying to reassure the markets," seeming to have entirely forgotten (and who can blame him in this new normal the world has been force-fed for 6 years) that political leaders are elected for the good of the people (by the people) not for the markets. Yesterday saw the clearest example yet of Europe's anger that the Greeks may choose their own path as opposed to following the EU's non-sovereign leadership's demands when the most uncomfortable moment ever caught on tape - the moment when Eurogroup chief Jeroen Dijsselbloem (he of the "template" foot in mouth disease) stood up at the end of the EU-Greece press conference, awkwardly shook hands with Greece's new finance minister, and whispered..."you have just killed the Troika," to which Varoufakis responded... "wow!"
Did The Federal Reserve Make A Major Math Error When Reporting Its December Gold Withdrawals?
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/31/2015 13:28 -0500According to the NY Fed, 177 tons of gold have been withdawn from its vault in 2014; according to foreign central banks, at least 207 tons of gold were withdrawn from the NY Fed in 2014.
Did a Fed intern make a very glaring math error or is something else going on?
In Denmark You Are Now Paid To Take Out A Mortgage
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/30/2015 23:44 -0500With NIRP raging in the Eurozone and over €1.5 trillion in European government bonds trading with negative yields, many were wondering when any of this perverted bond generosity will spill over to other debtors, not just Europe's insolvent governments (who can only print negative interest debt because of the ECB's backstop that it will buy any piece of garbage for sale in the doomed monetary union). In fact just earlier today we, rhetorically, asked a logical - in as much as nothing is logical in the new normal - question: "Who will offer the first negative rate mortgage." Little did we know that just minutes after our tweet, we would learn that at least one place is already paying homeowners to take out a mortgage. That's right - the negative rate mortgage is now a reality.
It Begins: Energy Giant Chevron Suspends Stock Buyback, Blames "Cash Flow Squeeze"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/30/2015 11:40 -0500It was less than 24 hours after we posted that either oil will double from here allowing energy companies to grow into a normal P/E multiple, or energy stocks will have to crash by over 40% for the ridiculous 23x to return to its normal, long-term average of 13.6x. Moments ago energy giant Chevron admitted that not only does it not see oil doubling any time soon, but that energy prices are almost certain to go far lower from here, and as a result the company decided that after buying back $5 billion of its shares in 2014, i.e., buying high and higher before the stock crashes may not be the best use of dwindling cash flow, and as a result has just suspended its stock buyback program of the rest of 2015. Yes, energy giant Chevron just ended its buyback!
Occupied By Wall Street – The Latest TARP Taxpayer Screw-Job Is Revealed
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/29/2015 22:50 -0500The Treasury-created market has benefited a few savvy investors, while saddling taxpayers with a loss. The Treasury, which has held 185 auctions to date, said it has raised about $3 billion on TARP investments that were originally valued at $3.8 billion, for a loss of $800 million at the auctions. The Treasury “set up this market where investors could come in quickly and flip and profit,” said Christy Romero, TARP’s special inspector general, in an interview. Three private funds have won almost half the shares available at auction, often netting either a profit on paper or on the resale, according to SIGTARP. “As a banker I was happy, but as a taxpayer I was not at all happy,” said Chief Financial Officer Donald Boyer. “The discount came out of taxpayers’ pockets.”
Either Oil Soars Back To $88, Or Energy Stocks Have To Tumble By Over 40%
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/29/2015 14:58 -0500The energy market in a nutshell: Either energy sector earnings have to surge by 70%, implying a near doubling of oil prices to $88, for the forward P/E multiple to return to normal, or the Energy sector prices have to crash from 549 today to 323, where it would trade down to its historic forward P/E multiple, suggesting a price drop of over 40%!
Market Wrap: All Eyes On Yellen Who Better Not Disappoint
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/28/2015 07:22 -0500- Apple
- Australia
- BOE
- Boeing
- Bond
- Budget Deficit
- Case-Shiller
- Central Banks
- China
- Consumer Confidence
- Copper
- CPI
- Creditors
- Crude
- Crude Oil
- default
- Equity Markets
- France
- GETCO
- Gilts
- Greece
- Housekeeping
- Italy
- Jim Reid
- Monetary Policy
- Monetization
- NASDAQ
- Natural Gas
- New Home Sales
- New Normal
- New Zealand
- Nikkei
- Portugal
- Precious Metals
- Price Action
- RANSquawk
- recovery
- Reuters
- Switzerland
- Ukraine
- Unemployment
- Volatility
- Yuan
While all the algos are programmed and set to scan today's FOMC statement for whether both "patient" and "considerable time" are still there (as it did last time when it supposedly sent a pseudo-hawkish message while telling Virtu and Getco to buy, buy, buy), the market is torn between the trends observed in recent days: on one hand finally succumbing to the adverse impact of USD strength, which overnight also saw the Singapore Dollar admit defeat in the ongoing currency wars, is crushing both revenues and EPS, as well as outlooks, for the bulk of US companies, even as millennials - long since given up on buying a house - allocate their meager savings to the annual incarnation of Apple's flagship product as seen in yesterday's record, blowout numbers by AAPL which is up 8% in the premarket and sending Nasdaq futures soaring compared to the stagnant DJIA or S&P. And then there is Europe where the mood is decidedly sour this morning, with Greece imploding on fears Tsipras really means business and concerns the Greek "virus" may spread to other peripheral nations whose bonds have also seen a lack of a bond bid this morning.
"New Normal" Fundamentals Hit Chinese Stocks
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/27/2015 22:20 -0500Fun-durr-mentals...
The Lunatics Are Running the Asylum: Draghi’s Money Printing Bazooka
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/23/2015 13:29 -0500- Citigroup
- Consumer Prices
- Davos
- default
- Deficit Spending
- European Central Bank
- Eurozone
- Fail
- Finland
- fixed
- France
- Free Money
- Germany
- Global Economy
- Global Warming
- Gross Domestic Product
- Italy
- Japan
- Monetary Policy
- Money Supply
- Netherlands
- New Normal
- Newspaper
- Purchasing Power
- Quantitative Easing
- Rate of Change
- Reality
- Swiss National Bank
- Switzerland
- Willem Buiter
There is no reason to assume that this time will be different. These boom-bust sequences will continue until the economy is structurally undermined to such an extent that monetary intervention cannot even create the illusory prosperity of a capital-consuming boom anymore. The bankers applauding Draghi’s actions today will come to rue them tomorrow.
Saudi King Abdullah Has Died; Crude Prices Jump
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/22/2015 18:28 -0500After first falling ill and being hospitalized in December, Saudi Arabia officials have announced:
*SAUDI ARABIAN KING ABDULLAH DIES, CROWN PRINCE SALMAN SUCCEEDS: STATE TV
As we noted previously when considering this possibility, "a new King can do (almost) anything he wants, including changing oil policy." 79-year-old Crown Prince Salman has been named succesor (and has his own health issues - reportedly suffering from Dementia). Oil prices popped around 80c on the news.
SNB Decision Sparks Calls For Polish Mortgage Bailout; Central Bank Against It
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/19/2015 21:20 -0500As we noted last week, the Swiss National Bank's decision to un-peg from the Euro (thus strengthening the CHF dramatically) will have very significant repercussions - not the least of which is for Hungarian and Polish Swiss-Franc-denominated mortgage-holders. The 20% surge in Swiss Franc translates directly into a comparable jump in the zloty value of loan principles and and monthly payments for about 575,000 Polish families owing a total $35 billion in mortgages denominated in the Swiss currency which has prompted calls for Poland's government to bail them out. Never mind the FX risk, the low-rates were all anyone cared about and now yet another 'risk-free' trade has exploded, Deputy PM Piechocinski says, if the franc "remains above the 4 zloty level, the government may provide support" to debtors but Poland's Central Bank is not supportive of the bailout.
The Truth "Behind" The Charlie Hebdo Solidarity Photo-Op
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/17/2015 23:45 -0500Once again the mainstream media peddled the spoon-fed propaganda that world leaders "led the march" to honor the victims of the Paris shootings last week. Glorious photo-ops of Merkel, Hollande, Poroshenko, David Cameron (oh, and not Barack Obama) were smeared across front pages hailing the "unity in outrage." However, as appears to be the case in so many 'events' in the new normal managed thinking in which we live, The Independent reports, French TV has exposed the reality of the 'photo-op' seen-around-the-world: the 'dignitaries' were not in fact "at" the Paris rallies but had the photo taken on an empty guarded side street...
Central Banks Upside Down
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/17/2015 22:51 -0500We’re getting back to normal, and though normal’s going to hurt – and far more than you realize yet - it’s hugely preferable to upside down; you hang upside-down long enough, it makes your brain explode. The price of oil was the first thing to go, central banks are the next. And then the whole edifice follows suit. The Fed has been setting up its yes-no narrative for months now, and that’s not without a reason. But everyone’s still convinced there won’t be a rate hike until well into this new year. And the Swiss central bank said, a few days before it did, that it wouldn’t. And then it did anyway. The financial sectors’ trust in central banks is gone forever. And none too soon. Now they’ll have to cover their own bets. If anything spells deflation, it’s got to be that. But not even one man in a thousand understands what deflation is.
The End Of Fed QE Didn’t Start Market Madness, It Ended It
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/16/2015 08:16 -0500- Alan Greenspan
- Bond
- Central Banks
- China
- Copper
- Dow Jones Industrial Average
- Equity Markets
- Federal Reserve
- Fitch
- Gallup
- Global Economy
- Hong Kong
- India
- Janet Yellen
- Japan
- Michael Pento
- Monetary Policy
- Morgan Stanley
- Musical Chairs
- New Normal
- Peter Boockvar
- ratings
- recovery
- Standard Chartered
- Volatility
- World Bank
What we see now is the recovery of price discovery, and therefore the functioning economy, and it shouldn’t be a big surprise that it doesn’t come in a smooth transition. Six years is a long time. Moreover, it was never just QE that distorted the markets, there was – and is – the ultra-low interest rate policy developed nations’ central banks adhere to like it was the gospel, and there’s always been the narrative of economic recovery just around the corner that the politico/media system incessantly drowned the world in. That the QE madness ended with the decapitation of the price of oil seems only fitting.


