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• Earthquake Sends Kiwis Screaming From Wellington Buildings (BBG)
• China quake death toll more than doubles to 54, hundreds hurt (Reuters)
• In 2011, Michigan Gov. Snyder said bankruptcy wasn't an option for Detroit. Two years later, he changed his mind (WSJ)
• GlaxoSmithKline says Chinese laws might have been violated (FT)
• SEC Tries Last Ditch Move to Put SAC’s Cohen Out of Business (BBG)
• Detroit’s Bankruptcy Reveals Dysfunction Common in Cities (BBG)
• Obama to start new offensive on economy (FT)
• As WTI and Brent reunite, Gulf of Mexico faces squeeze, not glut (Reuters)
• Extended Stay Files for Public Offering (WSJ)
• Apple Developer Website Hacked: Developer Names, Addresses May Have Been Taken (MacRumors)
• Treasuries Not Safe Enough as Foreign Purchase Pace Slows (BBG)

And in the category of most made up charges by the SEC against a hedge fund billionaire we have:

SEC SUES STEVE COHEN FOR FAILING TO PREVENT INSIDER TRADING
SEC SUES SAC’S STEVEN COHEN WITH FAILING TO SUPERVISE MANAGERS
SEC CHARGES STEVEN COHEN WITH FAILING TO SUPERVISE PORTFOLIO
SEC SEEKS TO BAR COHEN FROM OVERSEEING INVESTOR FUNDS
ALLEGES COHEN RECEIVED INFO THAT SHOULD HAVE LED TO PROBE

All of the above was known to our readers since December 2010. Thus Steve Cohen's forced conversion to a "friends and family" office is now complete. And since hedge funds make money not on portfolio upside (and certainly not downside) but on the management fees, the chapter of Blue Eyes' information arbitrage glory days are now over.

• MSM always "ahead" of the curve: Fed’s Messages Raise Volatility in Threat to Profits (BBG)
• Bernanke Plays Down Link Between Jobless Rate, Fed Moves (WSJ)
• Draghi to Carney Face Test Backing Guidance on Rates (BBG)
• House Republicans Vote to Delay Obamcare Mandates (Reuters)
• China media accuses Japan PM of dangerous politics (Reuters)
• China will replace America as the leading superpower, global attitudes survey finds (SCMP)
• Nonqualified mortgages make up as much as $1.5 trillion of the $10 trillion home-loan market (BBG)
• Dell $24.4 Billion Buyout Plan Is a Nail-Biter as Vote Looms (BBG)
• Republicans could see more bruising Senate primaries (Reuters)
• GM delays Chevy Cruze debut by a year (Reuters)
• Peltz needs support for PepsiCo restructuring dealsa (FT)
• Sweaty Wall Streeters Skip Booze for Spin-Class Meetings (BBG)

As the mainstream American press goes after NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden and Guardian journalist Glenn Greenwald, Germany's Spiegel note that the leakers' revelations appear to becoming an afterthought. As the Guardian's American chief noted, their competition has a "lack of skepticism on a whole" when it comes to national security. Critical scrutiny, she said, has been considered "unpatriotic" since 9/11.

The aging 'me' generation is still putting itself first...

• MSM discovers that soaring dollar hurts corporate profits: P&G to Apple Hurt by Strong Dollar Keep S&P 500 Profits in Check (BBG)
• China Posts Surprise Drop in Exports (WSJ) - lol: "surprise"
• Plan Reins In Biggest Banks (WSJ)
• European Commission Seeks Authority to Wind Down Banks (WSJ) - and Germany just says 9
• U.S. Banks Seen Freezing Payouts as Harsher Leverage Rules Loom (BBG)
• Brussels sets up clash with Berlin over banks (FT)
• EU to Toughen Creditor-Loss Rules at Failing Banks From August (BBG) - or September, or October, but definitely November... 2023
• China's crude, iron ore imports falter as demand cools (Reuters)
• Obama pushes economic case for immigration as House eyes next steps (Reuters)

• ICE's NYSE to determine the rate used by key competitor CME: NYSE Euronext to Take Over Libor (WSJ)
• Japan slams China over maritime disputes (FT)
• The Twinkie Returns, With Less Baggage (WSJ)
• Pentagon Workers From Pennsylvania to Ghana Hit by Cuts (BBG)
• Why Prostitutes Aren't Enough to Deprive the World of Eliot Spitzer (BBG)
• Groups gather in Turkish protest park after night of clashes (Reuters)
• Apartment Rents Rise, But the Pace Is Slowing (WSJ)
• Asiana Seen Saving Millions With Tactic to Bar U.S. Suits (BBG)
• Bin Laden's life on the run revealed by Pakistani inquiry (Reuters)
• Fracking Firms Face New Crop of Competitors (WSJ)

Think the $90 million sale of the penthouse duplex at the still unfinished One57 to an undisclosed buyer is a milestone for New York real estate? Then you haven't looked at the asking price for Steve Cohen's duplex on the 51st story of the Bloomberg building aka One Beacon Court. At $115 million, if sold, this will represent the most expensive New york real estate transaction in history.

• Greece's Economic Future 'Uncertain,' Creditors Say (WSJ)
• Secret Court's Redefinition of 'Relevant' Empowered Vast NSA Data-Gathering (WSJ)
• Thomson Reuters Halts Early Peeks At Consumer Data (WSJ)
• Larry Summers Circles as Fed Opening Looms (WSJ)
• S&P to Argue Puffery Defense in First Courtroom Test (BBG)
• Geithner joins top table of public speakers with lucrative appearances (FT)
• Losing $317 Billion Makes U.S. Debt Safer for Mizuho to HSBC (BBG)
• Pilot Error Eyed in San Francisco Plane Crash  (WSJ)
• Investment group sues U.S. over Fannie, Freddie bailout terms (Reuters)
• Egypt officials 'order closure of Islamist party HQ' (AFP)
• Heinz Kerry Transferred to Boston Hospital for Treatment (BBG) - a boating accident?

• Egypt Girds for Muslim Brotherhood Protests (WSJ)
• SAC Capital's Steven Cohen Expected to Avoid Criminal Charges (WSJ)
• SAC insider-trading probe could last years (Reuters)
• RBI seen selling dollars around 60.59 levels: dealers (Reuters)
• China signals will cut off credit to rebalance economy (Reuters)
• Egypt army arrests key Muslim Brotherhood figures (BBC)
• Rise in Steel Prices Alarms Buyers (WSJ)
• Draghi-Carney Seek Independence Day Break From Bernanke (BBG)
• Samsung Warns Results Will Miss Forecasts (WSJ)
• Russia Prosecutor Seeks 6 Years in Jail for Putin Critic Navalny (BBG)

With June turning out to be an ugly month across most financial markets, Hedge Funds are once again losing money. The losses come on top of the industry’s already weakening reputation thanks to back to back years of underperforming major benchmarks. To try to keep their investors from leaving, many funds are turning to promotions usually reserved for far less glamorous industries.

If there is a better way to admit guilt, and several decades of ill-gotten billions courtesy of now legendary "information arbitrage", coupled with some heavy expert network hot tips and one year contract retentions of every biotech expert from here to Calcutta, than pleading the Fifth, we have yet to hear it. We are confident, however, that SAC FoF investor Anthony Scaramucci will provide some truly memorable examples. Or if not that, then at least a few guest passes to his "fun" and brilliant "Hooters for Hedgies" concept.

• Scalpel in Hand, Chinese Premier Li Stirs Reform Hopes (Reuters)
• Obama Sets Conditions for Keystone Pipeline Go-Ahead (FT)
• World’s Most Indebted Households Face Rate Pain (BBG)
• SAC Probers Weighing 'Willful Blindness' Tack (WSJ)
• Draghi Says ECB Ready to Act, Calls for Investment Over Tax (BBG)
• U.S. Tops China for Foreign Investment (WSJ)
• Basel Presses Ahead With Plans to Limit Bank Borrowing (FT)
• Gillard Ousted as Australia PM by Rival Rudd (FT)
• Japan Economic Strength Will Show in Stocks, Nishimura Says (BBG)

Journalists should be protected, but not because of who they are or the title next to their name, but because they are engaged in acts of journalism. At the end of the day journalism is much like porn, hard to define but “you know it when you see it.” Whether you want to call Glenn Greenwald a journalist or not, what he did in the Edward Snowden affair was clearly an “act of journalism” and therefore must be protected and defended at all costs. Mike Krieger, of Liberty Blitzkrieg, is extraordinarily bothered by the manner in which the oligarch gatekeepers in the mainstream media and elsewhere are attempting to discredit Glenn Greenwald by saying he is “not a journalist.” It appears their primary strategy in fighting back against truth-tellers, whistleblowers and journalists in the wake of Edward Snowden’s revelations is by attempting to control the definition of the term “journalist.”  This way they can then proclaim who is a “real journalist” and who isn’t.

Here are some of the most recent top insider dealing stories in the USA. The biggest in terms of fines!