Goldman Sachs

We can debate whether Wall Street owes society a fiduciary duty. But the Vampire Squid Clause is an affront to the efficiencies and benefits of capitalism. As my boss told me on my first day as an investment banker, “Don’t get a big head. You’re nothing more than a glamorized used-car salesman.” In other words, all I did was repackage and sell interests in used businesses. Goldman is doing just that when they connect prospective investors with Facebook. Nothing more, nothing less.

Pssst.... Hey, did you see those latest numbers out of Goldman yet?

Per the WSJ's Dennis Berman: "What a black eye for Lloyd & Co." Does this mean that not even Goldman is allowed to come up with innovative financial "schemes" any more? At least the SEC is spared the indignity of wristslapping its master. In other news first Apple, now Facebook... It is not too late for Sack-Frost to put up a provisional backstop POMO for tomorrow. The 45 minutes time slot starting at 1:15pm looks pretty vacant.

From the McCrudden complaint, which cites a letter sent by the Alnbri CEO to a CFTC lawyer T.M.: "You can tell that fucking corrupt piece of Goldman Sachs shit [G.G.] I am coming after him as well. Oh, and your "ban"... shove them up your fucking ass you corrupt mother fucker....Make sure you all show up with [T.M.] and that fucking corrupt fucking midget [G.G.] when you serve me papers. I have something ready for you all." It appears that Vincent sure was passionate about his beliefs... And certainly not a fan of Gary Gensler.

Goldman out right lies to investors and the SEC, exactly as I said they were (in explicit and illustrious detail) throughout all of the financial crisis. Who wants to bet against the presumption that the SEC will let them get away with it?

The fact that the unveiling of Facebook was done with so much noise and fanfare by GS, a firm that never does anything rash you understand, suggests that there was a need to divert attention from the issue of valuation.

Some new perspectives on gold, and its very special relationship with Goldman Sachs, courtesy of a London-based King World News source. And some were wondering where Paulson got the long gold trade idea from: King World News source out of London has confirmed that Goldman Sachs has been long gold for years. The source stated, “Goldman Sachs has been getting long the metals for years. Goldman Sachs has essentially been acting as their own central bank, buying on dips for years to hedge their currency positions which are being eroded through coordinated global money printing or currency debasement which they knew would take place. They are long the metals as a hedge and as I said have been for many years.”

John Noyce, Goldman's arguably best technician, in his weekly Charts that Matter, has released one (among many) interesting observation on just how overbought the market currently is, and more specifically just how desperate the velocity of the pick up in the stocks since August has been, in order for levered beta players such as hedge funds, as we predicted in the end of August, to make up as much of their year as possible before seeing redemptions (even so many will not survive into 2010 as the entire 2/20 model is now crumbling). Specifically, by looking at where the S&P is relative to its 55 DMA, Noyce notes that every time the market has gotten to above 5% its trailing average, it has always entered a period of consolidation (read at least modest selling). Furthermore, compared to the recent trend extreme of 7% above 55 DMA, the market moved meaningfully above one just one occasion in the past: in January 2009... just before the crash to the decade lows of 666 on the S&P occurred.

In a stunning turn of honesty, Goldman's David Kostin does a 180 and renounces everything that the Fed wishes the gullible public would swallow hook line and sinker. But first the facts: while the strategist has no choice but to raise his 12 month S&P forecast (this is a new development for all the headline chasers) from 1,250 to 1,275, which is a token nothing compared to the recent 12 month gold price boost from $1,365 to 1,650. This merely reinforces the Zero Hedge view that gold has now become the natural, higher beta, and unlimited upside short hedge to stocks. Indeed, a 1% boost in the S&P PT, is meager compared to the 20% expected gold appreciation. And digging between the facts, we encounter this stunning admission, that would force all current and former Fed chairmen to spin in their graves, assuming a deceased state is attributed them all: "The economy is not the market and QE2 is not a panacea." Read that again, because this is only the first time in history a sellside advisor, especially one who works for Goldman Sachs, has said this truth so fundamental, that nobody actually dares to admit it, least of all the public or the Fed. Below, we present the latest strategy piece by David Kostin which is probably about the most bearish note released by the traditionally permabullish successor to Abby Cohen.

A very well made 45 minute documentary on Goldman Sachs, derivatives, US real estate and the root causes of the Pan-European Sovereign Debt Crisis

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So... now what?

After a lengthy attempt to bail out his pet bank, ShoreBank Chicago, Illinois, which included several alleged armtwisting episodes by the administration, the president has finally let the bank die (with its assets valued at about 50% of face). Yet instead of going to hell, it was immediately resurrected with a bevy of new owners, among them Goldman, Morgan Stanley, and BofA, all of whom received nearly $400 million in taxpayer money for their "generosity" to keep the bank zombified even in the afterlife.

Goldman's European strategist, Francesco Garzarelli explains how he interprets the market impact from the Fed's QE lite announcement: First "the Fed’s actions will act to push real rates out to 5-yrs deeper in negative territory (currently -8bp). We forecast that nominal 5-yr yields could reach 1%. Factoring in positive foreign macro influences, and accounting for an already very depressed bond premium, we believe 10-yr government yields could rally to 2.5%, but are unlikely to break below this level on a sustained basis." Second:" we remain of the view that the pro-active stance of policymaking, in the US and overseas (see Monday’s note on China by Yu Song and Helen Qiao), should continue to support moderate returns on risky assets, as cash balances become increasingly expensive to hold, and cyclical volatility declines." In other words, buy stocks. It's good to see the leopard never really does change its spots.

The Thrill is Gone, Baby!!!

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