Goldman Sachs
"That’s An Interesting Conspiracy Theory"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/09/2015 14:04 -0500David Nicholls: “Banks do not collude to try to set a Libor rating. “I think I am just hearing a lot of hysteria about Libor that is just misinformed."
John Ewan: “A cabal of them could.”
Nicholls: “What’s a cabal?”
Ewan: “A group together could."
Nicholls: “That’s an interesting conspiracy theory."
U.S. State Finances – Lack “Truth and Integrity” – Volcker Warns
Submitted by GoldCore on 06/09/2015 11:01 -0500The highly regarded former chairman of the Federal Reserve, Paul Volcker, has severely criticized the State Governments in the U.S. over “faulty practices” used to devise budgets which mask the true financial position of those states.
Did The World's Last Big Oil Price Support Just Falter?
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/08/2015 12:58 -0500China's trade balance surged once again, spiking to near the highest on record according to data released this weekend, driven by a collapse in imports (and a roughly in line export print). Exports dropped 2.5% YoY, dropping for the 4th month of last 5 but it was Imports that createred. Down a stunning 18.1% YoY (the 5th drop in a row) China imports collapse reflects both volume and price effects and crucially, as Goldman notes, volume effects may be even more critical. Hidden deep inside the data, China exposed the oil market's greatest fear - it appears to be done restocking its SPR.
Buy Penny Stocks And Get A Resident Visa
Submitted by Secular Investor on 06/07/2015 06:56 -0500What government can do for you...
DoJ To Tax Wall Street (Again) In MBS Probe
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/05/2015 17:30 -0500Emboldened by its recent “unprecedented” prosecutorial success, the DoJ will now pursue a fresh round of MBS-related settlements with banks that knowingly packaged and sold shoddy CDOs. Banks expected to settle in coming months include Barclays PLC, Credit Suisse Group AG, Deutsche Bank AG, HSBC Holdings PLC, Royal Bank of Scotland Group PLC,UBS AG and Wells Fargo & Co.
Walmart Chairman Steps Down As Amazon Market Cap Breathes Down Retailer's Back
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/05/2015 08:47 -0500Moments ago, the biggest single employer in the US after the Federal government, with 2.2 million workers, surprised its shareholders when it announced that Rob Walton, who had served as Chairman of the Board since 1992, was stepping down (he will stay on as a director) and would be replaced with vice-Chairman Greg Penner, grandson of founder Sam and son in law of Rob, who started his career at Goldman Sachs before joining WMT as a management trainee.
Frontrunning: June 5
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/05/2015 06:38 -0500- Apple
- Bear Market
- Bond
- Brazil
- Charlie Ergen
- China
- Corruption
- Creditors
- default
- Eurozone
- Federal Reserve
- Florida
- goldman sachs
- Goldman Sachs
- Greece
- International Monetary Fund
- Lloyds
- Markit
- Morgan Stanley
- Natural Gas
- New York Times
- Newspaper
- OPEC
- People's Bank Of China
- PIMCO
- Private Equity
- Renaissance
- Reuters
- Shenzhen
- Swiss Franc
- Turkey
- Yuan
- Europe shares set for worst week of 2015 (Reuters)
- Jobs Report Not Likely to Trigger June Rate Hike (Hilsenrath)
- U.S. jobs market seen firming despite lackluster growth (Reuters)
- Gross Says Bond Rout Scary as Hell Even Without Bear Market (BBG)
- Apple Is the New Pimco, and Tim Cook Is the New King of Bonds (BBG), which ZH said in 2013
- In 'year of Apple Pay', many top retailers remain skeptical (Reuters)
- OPEC Nations Signal Few Prospects for Oil-Production Change (BBG)
- China regulator says amending rules on margin trading, short selling (Reuters)
F.T.W.S.I.J.D.G.I.G.T.
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/04/2015 15:30 -0500FTW (For Those Who Say I Just Don't Get It... Get This!) There seems a shift showing itself in dramatic fashion unseen since the 2008 financial meltdown. Not only are some key players, or institutions beginning to notice some troubling signs; but rather; those very signs that everyone was told 'won’t or shouldn’t happen', not only are, they’re starting to rear their ugly heads in much greater frequency.
3 Things: Autos, Old People, Buybacks
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/04/2015 14:50 -0500"The elderly dependency ratio is in the early stages of a relentless rise that doesn't hit an interim peak until around 2036, over two decades from now." The "structural shift" in the dynamics that drove the economy and financial markets in the 80's and 90's will not likely exist again for quite some time. Of course, if this was not the case, would we still be needing massive Central Bank interventions to support global economies and markets? Meh? What could possibly go wrong? [sarcasm alert]
Who Are Washington's Most Expensive Speakers?
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/03/2015 21:00 -0500Recently, we outlined Hillary Clinton’s keynote speech requirements which include the customary $225,000 plus a “chartered roundtrip private jet”, $1,000 for a stenographer, and a host of other “incidentals.” But the Clintons actually come cheap compared to a certain former Fed chair. Here’s a look at speaking engagement rates for some well-known former and current US officials.
Cartoons Mocking “Goldman Rats” And Hillary Clinton Appear All Over NYC
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/03/2015 18:30 -0500Mysterious cartoons mocking “Goldman Rats” and Hillary Clinton are appearing all over NYC...
Goldman Sachs Rookie Analyst Almost Escaped Before Falling To His Death
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/03/2015 13:07 -0500Taibbi called Goldman "a great vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity." This time, their victim was Sarvshreshth Gupta, a rookie analyst just 22 years old from the University of Pennsylvania. Gupta was found dead in a parking lot next to his apartment building on the corner of Sacramento Street and Brooklyn Place in San Francisco. He apparently fell from the building.After working 100 hours a week, he told his father, "This job is not for me." In March, he quit. However, like the crazy woman in Fatal Attraction, Goldman was not going to be ignored.
Under Hillary, US Sold $66 Million In Chemical Arms To Clinton Foundation Donors Gassing Their Citizens
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/03/2015 12:16 -0500"During the roughly two years of Arab Spring protests that confronted authoritarian governments with popular uprisings, Clinton’s State Department approved $66 million worth of so-called Category 14 exports -- defined as "toxicological agents, including chemical agents, biological agents and associated equipment" -- to nine Middle Eastern governments that either donated to the Clinton Foundation or whose affiliated groups paid Bill Clinton speaking fees," IBTimes reports.
Wendy's Unveils A Semi-LBO: Will Buy Back 50% Of Its Float
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/03/2015 10:40 -0500Wendy's just took buyback mania to the next level when, earlier today, it announced it would buyback $1.4 billion of its shares, which amounts to just under 50% of its entire float!
How Jamie Dimon Became A Billionaire
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/03/2015 09:19 -0500- CDO
- Christine Varney
- Citigroup
- Comptroller of the Currency
- Department of Justice
- Fannie Mae
- Foreclosures
- Freddie Mac
- goldman sachs
- Goldman Sachs
- Housing Market
- Institutional Investors
- Jamie Dimon
- LIBOR
- Mortgage Loans
- Office of the Comptroller of the Currency
- Prison Time
- Private Equity
- Real estate
- Robert Khuzami
- Royal Bank of Scotland
- Time Magazine
Two years ago, bank analyst Mike Mayo asked JPM chief Jamie Dimon a simple question: why should affluent customers not pick UBS over JPM due to a mismatch in capital ratios, to which Dimon's response was even simpler: "that's why I'm richer than you." To which we then added: "No logic, no rationale: all about the bottom line, which to Jamie at least is all that matters. The bottom line was indeed all, because as Bloomberg calculated overnight, over the past several years, Jamie Dimon quietly became not just "richer than you", but "much" richer: his net worth is now well over $1 billion!




