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Recessionary Retail Sales & Broken Markets Spark Volumeless Buying In Stocks, Bonds, & Crude
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 07/14/2015 15:05 -0500
How The World Works - The Santelligram
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 07/10/2015 18:40 -0500Rick Santelli recently unleashed his own brand of truthiness on an unsuspecting CNBC audience, that, just like in China, "the central planners are in control" in Japan, Europe, and most of all America. As part of the 3 minutes of lack-of-free-market despair, Santelli drew what we called "the chart of the year." By popular request, it is reproduced below...
Why Moar QE Is Inevitable (In 2 Simple Charts)
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 07/10/2015 13:05 -0500If The Fed's dream of wealth creation by equity-levitated mandate is to be fulfilled then it is simply inevitable that QE Moar is on its way...
Trump'd
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 07/09/2015 22:52 -0500Presented with nothing but an open-mouthed 'no comment'...
The New "Scariest Chart" For American Citizens
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/26/2015 20:50 -0500For the average American citizen, this may well become the "scariest" chart...
The Audacity Of Hope Meets The Veracity Of Data
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/16/2015 14:50 -0500Hope may be an investing strategy in the short-term, but it is not a driver of economic growth...
Stocks Slide To Weakest Consecutive Close Since October's Bullard Bounce
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/09/2015 16:06 -0500
What Wall Street Expects From Today's Payrolls Number, And Why It May Be Overly Optimistic
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/05/2015 06:07 -0500The most important not yet double seasonally-adjusted economic datapoint is upon us: in 90 minutes the BLS will report the May payrolls number which consensus expects to rise by 225K, (range of 140K to 305K), barely unchanged from April's 223K. The meaningless unemployment rate is expected to remain unchanged at 5.4%, even as the number of people not in the labor force likely will rise to a new record high. The most important variable, however, will be the hourly earnings with consensus expecting a 0.2% increase for all workers (the non-supervisory workers category is a different story entirely), up from the 0.1% increase in April.
Did The Sell-Side "Hopers" Just Give Up?
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/20/2015 14:47 -0500Weather or no weather, even the sell-side's most exuberant hope-mongers appear to be losing faith in 'revisions', 'double-seasonals', or 'rebounds' saving the US economy...
Atlanta Fed 2 - 0 Wall Street Optimists: Q2 GDP Expectations Crash
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/18/2015 12:38 -0500Who could have predicted this? Wall Street's consensus crowd of perennial optimists have taken the machete out to Q2 GDP growth expectations (just as they had to when Q1 showed them all for the worse weather forecasters ever). The tumble in Q2 expectations brings Wall Street once again, closer to where The Atlanta Fed's GDPNow model forecast is... a mere 0.7% growth... and drags total 2015 growth well below trend.
Bond Bloodbath? Putting The Jump In Rates Into Perspective
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/13/2015 11:37 -0500Some folks have been dumpingglobal bonds again today (after disappointing retail sales in the US). But, can we just put the recent bump in interest rates into some perspective? Will the "bond bull" market eventually come to an end? Yes, eventually. However, the catalysts needed to create the type of economic growth required to drive interest rates substantially higher, as we saw previous to the 1960-70's, are simply not available today. This will likely be the case for many years to come as the Fed, and the administration, come to the inevitable conclusion that we are now caught within a "liquidity trap" along with the bulk of developed countries.
"More Probable Than Not"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/12/2015 20:00 -0500To use the ponderous, legally parsed language of the NFL’s Wells Report on “deflate-gate”, language which we think wonderfully encapsulates the pinched spirit of our age, here are four things that we believe are “more probable than not”: 1) Alex Rodriguez has routinely used steroids and PED’s of various stripes since he was a sophomore in high school; 2) Tom Brady has routinely bribed equipment managers with autographed jerseys and new shoes in order to receive footballs deflated well below what he knew was the legal limit; 3) Janet Yellen has routinely leaked market-moving information to favored private sector conduits, and has also sought to quash internal investigations of same; and 4) Ben Bernanke is for sale to the highest bidder. But here’s the thing, we're not that worked up about 'any' of these issues. What we are worked up about, though, is the mendacity - the utter lack of character and authenticity - on full display in all of these cases. All of these cases and so many, many more.
The 'Lumbering' US Economy
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/10/2015 17:35 -0500While Crude and Copper get all the glory, the fact is, as we have detailed previously, Lumber prices are the most correlated with economic activity (ISM and GDP) of all industrial commodities. That is quickly becoming a major problem for the "Q1 was weather and now we get the epic bounceback" narrative writers.
A Seasoned Trader "Remembers" The Flash Crash
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 05/10/2015 12:00 -0500We suspect, given the plethora of newly-minted immodest gurus in the investment world, the following "memory" of the 2010 flash-crash - from a seasoned modest trader - will be repeated many times as 2015 progresses.
