Volkswagen

After yesterday's 110% gain, one could have been forgiven for thinking some profit-taking was in order... or a pause. Nope... WTW is up another 30% today as the 57% short interest is about to be Volkswagen'd...

Weaight Watchers' shorts were the biggest losers this morning as Oprah Winfrey unveils a 10% stake in the greed-is-not-good company. WTW rose 100% on the news as Oprah takes a board seat and has begun a 'program' to lose weight. With 57% of the float short, (and Oprah with an option to take 5% more), all she has to do is convince 30% of investors to pull their borrow and the 100% gains suddenly become a "Volkswagen"-situation...

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• Actually, definitely not: Shanghai rebar falls to record low after weak China GDP (Reuters)
• But who cares: European Shares Gain on Earnings as Bonds Drop, Metals Decline (BBG)

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Aside from Chinese monetary data, it was a relatively quiet session in which traders were focusing on every move in the suddenly tumbling USD, and parsing every phrase by central bankers around the globe, as well as the previously noted piece by Fed mouthpiece Jon Hilsenrath which effectively ended the debate whether there will be rate hikes in 2015. Adding to the overnight froth were ECB speakers first Ewald Nowotny and then Spain's Restoy, who said that euro-area core inflation "clearly" below goal, remarks which were immediately assumed to signal increasing pressure to boost stimulus, and which promptly translated into even more weakness in EUR and equity strength, pushing US futures up about 15 points from yesterday's close.

For anyone curious to know whether German FinMin Wolfgang Schaeuble had reconsidered his stance on the need for ultra accommodative policies now that the Volkswagen emissions scandal looks set to present a very serious threat to Germany's economy, the answer is "no."

As Rousseff fights to keep the Presidency, and has the speaker of the House battles to have her impeached, the country's economy continues to crumble. Retail sales came in below expectations for August and as Bloomberg reports, Brazil's top bankers now fear the combination of overindebted households and soaring unemployment could spell doom.

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For the past two weeks, the thinking probably went that if only the biggest short squeeze in history and the most "whiplashy" move since 2009 sends stocks high enough, the global economy will forget it is grinding toward recession with each passing day (and that the Fed are just looking for a 2-handle on the S&P and a 1-handle on the VIX before resuming with the rate hike rhetoric). Unfortunately, that's not how it worked out, and overnight we got abysmal economic data first from China, whose imports imploded, then the UK, which posted its first deflation CPI print since April, and finally from Germany, where the ZEW expectation surve tumbled from 12.1 to barely positive, printing at just 1.9 far below the 6.5 expected.

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