Carl Icahn

It's a Carl iCahn world, and 13-Fs are nothing more than 45 day old tweets. Also, with Ben Bernanke Chief Risk Manager of the developed world, there is absolutely no point to be invested in hedge funds (why - there is simply no risk, until Ben loses control, then no amount of hedging will help anyone), and as such what "hedge" funds are buying is irrelevant. But since the cottage industry of alphacloners still exists, here, via RanSquawk and Fly, is the full June 30 holding recap of the usual suspects.

The cluster of Hindenburgs is indicating a very worried market (for example 99 New Highs and 231 New Lows) and for a change a Fed speaker was unable to provide the headline-reading BTFD ammo to save us from the drop in stocks. The 6th down day in the last 8 in stocks and red on the month-to-date screens is not something we are used to seeing. The USD was flat to slightly lower on the day (even as AUD surged and JPY leaked higher) as were Treasury yields (which took a pause after 2 days of being smashed higher). While bonds were flatish, homebuilders and utilities stocks were jammed lower once again (as AAPL pulled Tech and the Nasdaq to outperform again). Copper and oil were also flat on the day but gold saw some improvement (over $1330) and Silver surged 2% (up over 6% on the week now - biggest week since Oct 2011). Yesterday's near-record steepness in VIX's term structure that we warned about seems to have been followed by the usual short-end rip as VIX broke back above 13%.

• Vocal billionaire activist IRR - 150x: Icahn bought $1 billion of AAPL stock, seeks $150 billion buyback (BBG)
• BlackBerry Said to Have Sought Buyers Since 2012 (BBG) - for a phone or the entire company?
• IPhone Fingerprint Reader Talk Boosting Biometric Stocks (BBG) - also, the NSA will need to grow its Utah data center
• UPS Jet Crashes in Birmingham, Ala. (WSJ)
• America's Farm-Labor Pool Is Graying (WSJ)
• Hong Kong Lowers Storm Signal as Typhoon Closes on China (BBG)
• Indian submarine explodes in Mumbai port (FT)
• BofA Banker Sued by Regulator Later Joined Fannie Mae (BBG)
• Software that hijacks visits to YouTube uncovered (FT)
• Chinese Billionaire Huang Readies Iceland Bid on Power Shift (BBG)
• China to launch fresh pharmaceutical bribery probe (Reuters)
• Defeat at J.C. Penney Hurts Ackman as Performance Trails (BBG)

The amusing news overnight was that following slightly better than expected Q2 GDP data out of Germany (0.7% vs 0.6% expected and up from 0.0%) and France (0.5% vs 0.2% expected and up from -0.2%), driven by consumer spending and industrial output, although investment dropped again, which meant that the Eurozone which posted a 0.3% growth in the quarter has "emerged" from its double dip recession. The most amusing thing is that on an annualized basis both Germany and France grew faster than the US in Q2. And they didn't even need to add iTunes song sales and underfunded liabilities to their GDP calculation - truly a miracle! Or perhaps to grow faster the US just needs higher taxes after all? Of course, with the all important loan creation to the private sector still at a record low, and with the ECB not injecting unsterilized credit, the European depression continues and this is merely an exercise in optics and an attempt to boost consumer confidence.

Intraday volatility remains extreme in almost every asset class. Today it was bonds and corn's turn as the former saw 7Y yields jump over 10bps (for the worst 2 days in 6 weeks on moar Taper talk) and the latter dropped 4% on the day to 3-year lows (on record crop expectations). Equity markets performed the now-ubiquitous intraday reversal as early shorting was squeezed back quickly to a green close. short-term VIX was smashed lower soon after the US open but faded back higher into the close to end around 12.5% (but the VIX term structure is now at 4 months steeps). FX markets were very active (JPY -2% and AUD -1% on the week) pulling the USD +0.75% but Treasuries have been battered (10Y near 2 year high yields) with 7Y adding 15bps this week (and Utility and homebuilder stocks have suffered the most). Gold dropped a little on the USD strength, silver stayed green and copper and oil were flat. Oh and Carl Icahn tweeted and pulled Tech and the Nasdaq to outperform.

While we congratulate Carl Icahn (or is that iCahn) for once again taking over the spotlight in what has otherwise been a newsflow empty summer doldrum week, and like everyone else, are surprised by his most recent activist target, the country's on-again, off-again most valuable by market cap company, Apple, we do, as we did before when David Einhorn proposed virtually the same activist play, have some questions. Chief among them: how will AAPL fund any proposed expanded buyback or increased dividend using domestic cash?

We currently have a large position in APPLE. We believe the company to be extremely undervalued. Spoke to Tim Cook today. More to come.

— Carl Icahn (@Carl_C_Icahn) August 13, 2013

• JPMorgan Nears Settlement With SEC on London Whale Loss (BBG)
• Without even a wristslap: Iksil to face no U.S. charges in 'Whale' probe (Reuters)
• China’s Credit Expansion Slows as Li Curbs Shadow Banking (BBG)
• China slowdown shows signs of abating (FT), even as...
• Australia central bank Lowers Growth Outlook as Economy Transitions From Mining (BBG)
• SAC Business Plan Goes to Judge, Plan Would Allow Firm to Maintain Business Operations but Restrict Its Ability to Move Assets (WSJ)
• Another buyer of Herbalife? - Norway’s oil fund plans to turn active (FT)
• Mark Carney plays down scepticism over interest rate policy (FT)
• Orders Evaporate for Celebrity Perfumes (WSJ)

• Fukushima: "300 metric tons of contaminated water were likely leaking into the ocean daily" (WSJ)
• Unexpected strength in China trade data eases some gloom (Reuters) - actually, perfectly expected data fakery
• Pimco, BlackRock Seek to Bar California Mortgage Seizures (BBG)
• How will Amazon's Bezos change The Washington Post? (Reuters)
• Montreal Maine Railway Files for Bankruptcy After Crash (BBG)
• Fed Belongs to Everybody as Public Says It’s Our Money in Crisis (BBG)
• Local Russian TV channel broadcasts rare critical segment about Putin (Reuters)
• Loeb’s Reinsurer With No U.S. Staff Gains From Obama’s Jobs Act (BBG)
• As Berlusconi star fades, daughter Marina tipped as new leader (Reuters)
• Detroit Rattles Muni Market (WSJ)

• Washington Post Company Chairman and CEO Donald Graham talks about the sale, what it means for the future of The Post (WaPo)
• Private-equity firms are adding debt to companies they own to fund payouts to themselves at a record pace (WSJ)
• U.S., U.K. Urge Citizens to Leave Yemen (WSJ)
• India Names Rajan Central Bank Governor as Rupee Plunges (BBG)
• Family Offices Chasing Wealthy’s $46 Trillion in Assets (BBG)
• UK 'bad bank' repays $2.9 billion to taxpayers in first half (Reuters)
• Sony rebuffs Daniel Loeb’s push for entertainment spin-off (FT)
• Public Pensions Up 12% Get Most in 2 Years as Stocks Soar (BBG)
• Hidden Billionaire Found With Food Fortune in California (BBG)
• Fonterra under fire over milk scare; more product recalls (Reuters)
• Crédit Agricole Profit Rises After Greek  (WSJ)

• Low Wages Work Against Jobs Optimism (WSJ)
• Tourre’s Junior Staff Defense Seen Leading to Trial Loss (BBG)
• Russia gives Snowden asylum, Obama-Putin summit in doubt (Reuters)
• Fortress to Blackstone Say Now Is Time to Sell on Surge (BBG)
• Brazil backs IMF aid for Greece and recalls representative (FT), previously Brazil refused to back new IMF aid for Greece, says billions at risk (Reuters)
• Google unveils latest challenger to iPhone (FT)
• Swaps Probe Finds Banks Manipulated Rate at Expense of Retirees (BBG)
• Academics square up in fight for Fed (FT)
• Potash Turmoil Threatens England’s First Mine in Forty Years (BBG)
• Dell Deal Close but Not Final (WSJ)

Today's most eagerly anticipated earnings release, that of Herbalife, also known as the focus of the most entertaining feud of 2013 between Bill Ackman and Carl Icahn, were just released, and they are a blowout.

• HERBALIFE LTD. 2Q ADJ. EPS $1.41, EST. $1.18
• HERBALIFE 2Q REV. $1.22B, EST. $1.16B
• HERBALIFE OPERATING CASH FLOW $214 MILLION
• HERBALIFE SEES YR ADJ. EPS $4.83-$4.95, EST. $4.78
• the always amusing: HERBALIFE 2Q HAS EXPENSES 7C-SHR ON 'ATTACKS OF CO BUSINESS'

The biggest news as always was not reported: it was the most recent short interest in the name. At 36% it means much more pain in store for shorts. But the punchline is that Herbalife just announced a $0.30 dividend per share: a dividend which will to a big extent come straight out of Bill Ackman's pocket.

• MSM always "ahead" of the curve: Fed’s Messages Raise Volatility in Threat to Profits (BBG)
• Bernanke Plays Down Link Between Jobless Rate, Fed Moves (WSJ)
• Draghi to Carney Face Test Backing Guidance on Rates (BBG)
• House Republicans Vote to Delay Obamcare Mandates (Reuters)
• China media accuses Japan PM of dangerous politics (Reuters)
• China will replace America as the leading superpower, global attitudes survey finds (SCMP)
• Nonqualified mortgages make up as much as $1.5 trillion of the $10 trillion home-loan market (BBG)
• Dell $24.4 Billion Buyout Plan Is a Nail-Biter as Vote Looms (BBG)
• Republicans could see more bruising Senate primaries (Reuters)
• GM delays Chevy Cruze debut by a year (Reuters)
• Peltz needs support for PepsiCo restructuring dealsa (FT)
• Sweaty Wall Streeters Skip Booze for Spin-Class Meetings (BBG)

• An actual Bloomberg headline: Granny’s Gold Bars Are Key to Vietnam Push to Boost Dong (BBG)
• Gay delivers further body blow to troubled sport (Reuters)
• China Wealth Eludes Foreigners as Stocks Earn 1% in 20 Years (BBG)
• Bernanke Boom Signaled by Yield Surge as Market Recalculates (BBG)
• Portugal's Parties Set Deadline for Pact (WSJ)
• Corporate Spending Set to Surge in U.S. (BBG)... or not at all based on the actual corporate data
• Legal Fears Slowed Aid to Syrian Rebels (WSJ)
• A mega-camp adds to the Boy Scouts’ troubles (Reuters)
• GSK accused of being ‘ringleader’ in China probe (FT)
• 19 Hospitalized in US-Ukraine Army Exercise - Ministry (RIA)
• Egypt Islamists march as senior U.S. official visits (Reuters)
• German spies made use of U.S. surveillance data (Reuters)