Jamie Dimon
Bernie Sanders: We Need A "Full And Independent Audit" Of The Federal Reserve
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/24/2015 16:20 -0500"Unfortunately, an institution that was created to serve all Americans has been hijacked by the very bankers it regulates.” 2016 Democratic presidential candidate and Senator from Vermont Bernie Sanders said in an op-ed on Wednesday that a full independent audit of the Federal Reserve is necessary “to reign in Wall Street."
In High Stakes Game of the Future of Finance, Reggie Middleton Challenges Goldman Sachs Patent Filing With Ease
Submitted by Reggie Middleton on 12/04/2015 04:59 -0500Year end 2015, we go from Ponzi scheme to failure to the thing every major global bank desires. The dilemma is, the ingenuity to excel in this space lies in scrappy young startups, not trillion dollar mega banks. Let me prove this to you, step by prior art step.
JP Morgan & Morgan Stanley Have Their CEOs on the Board of the NY Fed: Regulatory Capture & How to Neutralize It
Submitted by Reggie Middleton on 11/03/2015 08:38 -0500Is having the CEOs of two of the largest, most powerful banks sit on the board of their own regulator literally worse than putting a fox in charge of the hen house? Here's why the name "Morgan" get's you a regulator board seat and what regular people can do about it.
Secret "Diaries" Show ECB Board Members Met With Banks, Hedge Funds "Days" Before Policy Meetings
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/02/2015 12:50 -0500As FT reports, "some of the European Central Bank’s top decision-makers met banks and asset managers days before major policy decisions, and on one occasion just hours before, copies of their diaries reveal."
Regulatory Capture, The True Definition of Money & A World Without Banks
Submitted by Reggie Middleton on 10/27/2015 11:58 -0500In this symposium I literally challenge the audience (of mostly bankers) to tell me what use would the world have for banks in a Blockchain connected world. The response?...............
Fill In The Blank: Jamie Dimon Says "Banks Got _______ In The Financial Crisis"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/19/2015 18:18 -0500
"The Bankers Have Gone Through This Before. They Know How It Ends, And It’s Not Pretty"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/18/2015 20:18 -0500Oil companies have sold $61.5 billion in stocks and bonds since January as oil prices have tumbled. However, the fees geneated are a tiny fraction of the bank's real exposure to the energy sector, at over $150 billion. So have the banks learned their lesson? "The bankers have gone through this before,” says Oscar Gruss’s Meyer. “They know how it works out in the end, and it’s not pretty." Then again, perhaps banks are just sailing on an ocean of liquidity allowing them to postpone the day of Mark to Market reckoning, especially since this time, everyone is in it together....
US Retail Sales Tumble Most Since January, Signal Sustained Recessionary Environment
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/14/2015 07:39 -0500Retail Sales (ex Auts) dropped 0.3% in September, the 2nd drop in a row, the biggest drop since January (at the heart of the weather-driven economic weakness). For the first time since February, the 'Control Group' Retail Sales dropped (down 0.1% vs +0.3% expectations) as sales dropped in 7 of 13 categories (but notably autos rose significantly but was offset by a collapse in gas station spending). Notably 27 out of 27 'experts' agreed that the control group sales data woul dnot be negative.. wrong! Year-over-year data shows sustained stagnant growth in retail sales historically aligned with a recessionary environment.
Weekend Reading: Fed Confusion
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/25/2015 15:30 -0500The current surge in dis-inflationary pressures is not just due to the recent fall in oil prices, but rather a global epidemic of slowing economic growth. While Janet Yellen addressed this "disinflationary" wave during her post-meeting press conference, the Fed still maintains the illusion of confidence that economic growth will return shortly. Unfortunately, this has been the Fed's "Unicorn" since 2011 as annual hopes of economic recovery have failed to materialize. However, it is these ongoing views of optimism that have collided with economic realities.
Inflation Watch - Butter Prices Hit All-Time Record High
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/24/2015 11:33 -0500Butter prices hit $3.10 per lb today in Chicago trading - a record high - as it appears the expectations of production increases after the EU milk quota system expired in March have proved "wildly optimistic." Of course, no one should complain at the rising cost of staples like butter (or toilet paper), just ask Jamie Dimon... "let them eat iPhones."
Goldman CEO Lloyd Blankfein Reveals He Has Lymphoma
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/22/2015 07:15 -0500To my colleagues, our clients and our shareholders,
Late this summer after several weeks of not feeling well, I underwent a series of tests, which culminated in a biopsy last week. After the biopsy, I was told by my doctors that I have lymphoma. Fortunately, my form of lymphoma is highly curable and my doctors' and my own expectation is that I will be cured.
Destroying Dimon's Delusionary View Of Economic Realities
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/21/2015 15:31 -0500While Mr. Dimon's view - "Amerca has the best hand ever dealt right now." is certainly uplifting, it is a bit delusional. But of course, give any person a billion dollars and they will likely become just as detached from economic realities. Does America have "greatest hand ever dealt." The data certainly doesn't suggest such. However, that can change. We just have to stop hoping that we can magically cure a debt problem by adding more debt and then shuffling it between Central Banks.
A Century Of Fed Fools (Or How To Turn $1000 Into $40 Since 1913)
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/21/2015 12:56 -0500The Federal Reserve system was created in December 1913 with the stroke of the pen by then President Woodrow Wilson. Since that time, consumer purchasing power has fallen from $1,000 in December 1913 to … $40 today.
Summing It All Up (In 1 Sad Cartoon)
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/20/2015 21:00 -0500Main Street "doing God's work" for Wall Street...
With Wages Down 5% In 42 Years, Jamie Dimon Says Stop Complaining, At Least You Have An iPhone
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/19/2015 16:45 -0500"It’s not right to say we’re worse off... If you go back 20 years ago, cars were worse, the air was worse. People didn’t have iPhones." That’s what you get when you ask a billionaire executive from a taxpayer bailed out, unaccountable industry for his thoughts on income inequality.



