Jamie Dimon
Destroying Dimon's Delusionary View Of Economic Realities
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/21/2015 15:31 -0500While Mr. Dimon's view - "Amerca has the best hand ever dealt right now." is certainly uplifting, it is a bit delusional. But of course, give any person a billion dollars and they will likely become just as detached from economic realities. Does America have "greatest hand ever dealt." The data certainly doesn't suggest such. However, that can change. We just have to stop hoping that we can magically cure a debt problem by adding more debt and then shuffling it between Central Banks.
A Century Of Fed Fools (Or How To Turn $1000 Into $40 Since 1913)
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/21/2015 12:56 -0500The Federal Reserve system was created in December 1913 with the stroke of the pen by then President Woodrow Wilson. Since that time, consumer purchasing power has fallen from $1,000 in December 1913 to … $40 today.
Summing It All Up (In 1 Sad Cartoon)
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/20/2015 21:00 -0500Main Street "doing God's work" for Wall Street...
With Wages Down 5% In 42 Years, Jamie Dimon Says Stop Complaining, At Least You Have An iPhone
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/19/2015 16:45 -0500"It’s not right to say we’re worse off... If you go back 20 years ago, cars were worse, the air was worse. People didn’t have iPhones." That’s what you get when you ask a billionaire executive from a taxpayer bailed out, unaccountable industry for his thoughts on income inequality.
Jamie Dimon's Stark Rate Hike Warning: Treasurys "Will Be Violently Volatile" When Rates Rise
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/18/2015 12:34 -0500"The one thing I do worry a little bit about, by the way, is Treasuries. So I wouldn’t be shocked to see 10-year Treasuries, when rates are going up, people change their mind, they change direction, that they will be violently volatile and go up much faster than people think."
Mom And Pop "Will Probably Get Trampled": Alliance Bernstein Warns On Bond ETF Armageddon
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/09/2015 15:54 -0500"In theory, investors can exit an open-ended mutual fund or an ETF at will. But the growing popularity of these funds forces them to invest in an ever larger share of less liquid bonds. If everyone wants to exit at once, prices could fall very far, very fast. A lucky few may get out in time. Others will probably get trampled."
Making Sense Of The Sudden Market Plunge
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/22/2015 13:56 -0500The eventual outcome to all this is captured brilliantly in this quote by Ludwig Von Mises, the Austrian economist: "There is no means of avoiding the final collapse of a boom brought about by credit expansion. The alternative is only whether the crisis should come sooner as the result of a voluntary abandonment of further credit expansion, or later as a final and total catastrophe of the currency system involved." The credit expansion happened between 1980 and 2008, there was a warning shot which was soundly ignored by ignorant central bankers, and now we have more, not less, debt with which to contend.
One-In-A-Billion "Hiccups" Are Happening All The Time, Citi Warns Something Is Wrong
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 08/14/2015 22:40 -0500When things that are supposed to happen once every 3 billion years (statistically speaking) start happening once every three months, or every three weeks, then something is definitively broken.
Presenting The Most Ridiculous Things Ever Bought By Billionaires
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 07/25/2015 19:15 -0500
"It's Laughable Really": Why No One, Especially Not Jamie Dimon, Will Be Held Accountable For London Whale
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 07/22/2015 18:30 -0500"Mr. Martin-Artajo is in Spain, where a court has refused to extradite him, and Mr. Grout is in France, which typically does not extradite its own citizens. Although the investigation in the United States officially remains open, it appears no one, in all likelihood, will be held legally accountable. 'When risky behavior is repeatedly tolerated or concealed, you have to wonder if higher-ranking people should have been targeted.'"
Blankfein Joins The Billionaire Bankers' Club
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 07/17/2015 20:50 -0500Just a little over a month after we learned that Jamie Dimon recently became a billionaire, Bloomberg reports that yet another TBTF CEO has joined the billionaire banker club and frankly, we’re surprised it took this long because after all, when you’re the CEO of the blood-sucking cephalopod that holds the political and financial fate of the world in its tentacles, it seems only right that you would have been a billionaire long before any other banker on the Street.
Bank Of America Earnings Rebound On Expense Drop Even As FICC Revenues Slide 9%
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 07/15/2015 06:40 -0500If yesterday's JPM results were largely a story of contracting trading revenues offset by a decline in expenses, then in many ways today's Bank of America results mimicked what Jamie Dimon did in the second quarter. Moments ago BofA reported that in a quarter in which it repurchased $775 million in stock, it generated $5.3 billion in net income, or $0.45 per share, above the $0.36 declining consensus estimate as a result of a $1.9 billion drop in non-interest expenses, even as FICC trading revenue tumbled just as it did for JPM and Jefferies, sliding 9% Y/Y, offset by a rise in equity trading courtesy of China.
Free Willy: FCA Drops Case Against London Whale
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 07/10/2015 19:30 -0500Bruno Iksil — better known as “The London Whale” or “Voldemort” or “He Who Must Not Be Named” — carved out his place in the annals of CDX trading history when a tail hedge gone wrong effectively forced him to sell massive amounts of protection on IG.9 back in Q1 of 2012. Even though the bet hedge cost JP Morgan more than $6 billion, the UK's financial "watchdog" has determined that the case against Iksil isn't strong enough to proceed.
Citigroup Just Cornered The "Precious Metals" Derivatives Market
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 07/04/2015 21:48 -0500What JPMorgan is doing to the "Other" commodities space, Citigroup has just done to the "Precious Metals" derivative market.
"It's Time To Hold Physical Cash", Fidelity Manager Warns Ahead Of "Systemic Event"
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/22/2015 04:30 -0500“Systemic risk is in the system [and] we are in uncharted territory. Think about holding other assets. That could mean precious metals, it could mean physical currencies.”


