The Onion

Violent Threats Against The President Are OK Now?

"The calls by President Obama for “civility” after the 2011 shooting of Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords were never genuine. The left only uses such efforts as a cudgel to silence their political foes, then turns around to call them Hitler when needed. The selective outrage is deafening."

The Great "Fake News" Scare Of 1530

"The statements that make [established] people maddest are the ones they worry might be believed... If Galileo had said that people in Padua were ten feet tall, he would have been regarded as a harmless eccentric. Saying the earth orbited the sun was another matter. The church knew this would set people thinking..."