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Chipotle To Close All Stores Next Month For Meeting On How Not To Poison People
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/15/2016 15:15 -0500America's favorite "fast casual" darling is set to hold a kind of ad hoc “try not to poison anyone” meeting on February 8, when all stores will close “for a few hours” so that management can “discuss some of the changes [its] making to enhance food safety, to talk about the restaurant’s role in all of that and to answer questions from employees.”
Meanwhile In Chicago, 120 People Shot In First 10 Days Of 2016
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/12/2016 17:37 -0500Even as Obama takes his anti-gun crusade to new highs with every passing week, having recently started dispensing executive orders, the president conveniently continues to ignore the state of affairs in his native Chicago - a city in which guns are banned - yet where the shooting epidemic has never been worse, and is truly emblematic of the "gun problem" that America has. And judging by the most recent developments, Obama will have nothing to say about this topic any time soon...
Chicago Schools In "Dramatic Trouble": "They're Looking At A Disaster," Illinois Governor Warns
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/11/2016 20:35 -0500“For them to say ‘hey you owe it to us, it’s Springfield’s fault, pick up our pension liability and let us kick the can in the rest of our pension liability, no, no, not happening.”
Gun Stocks Soar Ahead Of Obama's Gun-Control Executive-Action Tomorrow
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/04/2016 12:05 -0500Obama To Unveil "Multiple Gun Control" Executive Actions Next Week
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/01/2016 16:07 -0500The president has directed administration officials to explore any steps he could take on guns without lawmakers’ help, and he said in his weekly address that he would sit down with Ms. Lynch on Monday “to discuss our options.” Once he has Lynch's "blessing", the WSJ adds that Obama "could lay out multiple executive actions as soon as next week, and administration officials have confirmed that recommendations for the president are nearing completion."
Proof that U.S. Is Directly Supporting ISIS?
Submitted by George Washington on 12/29/2015 18:19 -0500Is America DIRECTLY Supporting ISIS?
Dave Barry Answers - Was 2015 The Worst Year Ever? (Spoiler Alert: Yes)
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/26/2015 14:20 -0500- Apple
- B+
- Bernie Sanders
- Black Friday
- Carbon Emissions
- Comcast
- Donald Trump
- FBI
- Florida
- France
- Germany
- Greece
- International Monetary Fund
- Iran
- Iraq
- Japan
- Joe Biden
- KIM
- M1
- Mexico
- Middle East
- NBC
- New York Times
- Nomination
- North Korea
- Obama Administration
- Ohio
- President Obama
- Reality
- Same-Sex Marriage
- SWIFT
- Treasury Department
- Tribune
- Vladimir Putin
- Volkswagen
- Volvo
- Washington D.C.
- White House
We apologize, but 2015 had so many negatives that we’re having trouble seeing the positives. It’s like we’re on the Titanic, and it’s tilting at an 85-degree angle with its propellers way up in the air, and we’re dangling over the cold Atlantic trying to tell ourselves: “At least there’s no waiting for the shuffleboard courts!” Are we saying that 2015 was the worst year ever? Are we saying it was worse than, for example, 1347, the year when the Bubonic Plague killed a large part of humanity? Yes, we are saying that.
Pennsylvania, Illinois Usher In The New Year With Record Budget Impasses
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/25/2015 20:30 -0500"The longer you wait to try to catch up on funding, the worse the situation gets."
A Furious Ralph Nader Calls Out The Fed As "Tribune To Plutocratic, Crony Capitalism"; Janet Yellen Responds
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/23/2015 17:05 -0500In his letter, reproduced below, Nader bashes the "tediously over-dramatic indecision as to when interest rates will be raised"; demands that the Fed not "lecture us about the Fed not being “political.” When you are the captives of the financial industry, led by the too-big-to-fail banks, you are generically “political" and - in short - wants to know when the Fed will put the interests of Main Street over those of "plutocratic, crony capitalism for which the Federal Reserve has long been a leading Tribune."
The Greatest Racket Of All Time
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/19/2015 19:45 -0500It seems it is high time for a strategic rethink in the Global War On Terror, but powerful forces are arrayed against it. Apart from the fact that a truly huge racket is at stake, the situation is also reminiscent of the proverbial guy with the hammer – everything looks like a nail to him. So we should reasonably expect more of the same, only in even grander style (as the so-called “surge” has shown, any successes tend not only to be temporary, but have a habit to soon give way to even greater disasters).
Benjamin Netanyahu Will Be Arrested If He Ever Sets Foot In Spain Again
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/17/2015 23:15 -0500Should Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu ever set foot inside Spain, he - and six other current and former Israeli government officials - would be subject to arrest, thanks to a Spanish judge who effectively issued an arrest warrant for the group late last week.
"Mystery" Ballistic Missile Test Lights Up Sky Over California, Leads To Social Media Panic
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 11/08/2015 10:40 -0500"Great Optimist" Faber Says "I Added To My Gold Position"
Submitted by GoldCore on 11/04/2015 07:03 -0500In an interview on CNBC's "Trading Nation," the Gloom, Boom & Doom Report editor revealed he may not be as bearish as some may think and that he is actually a “great optimist.”
Illinoisans Look To "Get Lucky" In Other States After Lottery IOU Debacle
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/28/2015 16:25 -0500"We have long lines, but they're patient with it because Illinois is not paying. They're all coming here and saying, 'I'm from Illinois, how do you play it here?'"
Hillary Clinton Pretends to Be Progressive: She's Actually Conservative
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/23/2015 18:40 -0500Reality is only what a politician does in office, not about mere rhetoric. Even when rhetoric is great, such as it was with Abraham Lincoln, it has relied upon honesty in order to be able to be so. Lying rhetoric tends simply to be forgotten by historians. It shouldn’t be, even if this requires us to remember some very bad rhetoric. Lies can be very important, no matter how bad the rhetoric might happen to be. History should deal with what’s important. So should voters.






