Runaway Blimp "Has Been Secured" After Leaving 18,000 Without Power
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/28/2015 15:40 -0500The exciting, if brief, life in the wild by the untethered JLENS blimp has come to a crashing halt. Moments ago, Norad told AP reported that the blimp is "on the ground and secure."
Not Even Buyback Of A Stock Can Save Camera On A Stick: GoPro Plunges To All Time Low On Earnings
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/28/2015 15:24 -0500In a day in which the walking dead were on the verge of going green (Twitter nearly wiped out its entire loss following last night's earnings), there was some hope that momo stocks would finally make a come back. Alas, for the company which we first dubbed "camera on a stick" it was just not meant to be.
F-16s Scrambled To Track Down NORAD Surveillance Blimp Which Is Loose Somewhere Over Pennsylvania
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/28/2015 13:39 -0500Moments ago something even more disturbing than the Fed statement took place when a blimp used by NORAD in its surveillance of the east coast has become untethered from its mooring in Maryland and it's now flying somewhere over Pennsylvania, according to NORAD spokesman Lt. Joe Mavrocki.
WTI Extends Gains - Tops $45 - On Large Cushing Inventory Draw
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/28/2015 09:39 -0500Following last night's API reported 4 million barrel inventory build (against 3.75mm bbl expectations) and Cushing draw, DOE confirms a build (but smaller, at 3.38 million barrels) and Cushing saw a draw of 785k barrels (th elargest in 4 weeks). Crude reactiopn was to extnd gains from the earlier knee-jerk and break back above $45, even as crude production rose.
“Ignore The Noise” & Focus On The Fact That Central Banks “Remain Extremely Accommodative”
Submitted by GoldCore on 10/28/2015 08:20 -0500Gold will also be vulnerable towards the end of an interest rate tightening cycle as was the case in January 1980. Today, central banks including the Fed are having difficulty raising interest rates in even a small nominal way.
Chewbacca Arrested Driving Darth Vader To Polls In Ukraine
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/27/2015 18:45 -0500
Twitter Slides After Beating Earnings But Missing On Active Users, Guiding Below Expectations
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/27/2015 15:20 -0500While we await the full Twitter slidedeck presentation, here are the key results as they come in.
Pre-Fed Jitters Spark Bond Bid, Stock Skid Amid Crude Carnage
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/27/2015 15:03 -0500Facebook Caught Secretly Lobbying For Privacy-Destroying "Cyber-Security" Bill
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/27/2015 10:01 -0500
US Ally Saudi Arabia Bombs Another "Doctors Without Borders" Hospital
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/27/2015 08:50 -0500The head of the UN Human Rights Council is at it again, although this time it appears Saudi warplanes spared the Yemeni wedding parties in favor of a Medecins Sans Frontieres hospital that was completely destroyed along with all of the equipment and supplies inside around 11:30 PM local time. This is latest in a string of "mistakes" and the second tragedy to strike an MSF facility in the last 30 days.
EU Takes Countries To Court Over 'Bail-In' Laws
Submitted by GoldCore on 10/27/2015 07:18 -0500In the event of a systemic European banking crisis, however, laws could be changed at the stroke of a pen and “bail-in” mechanisms could become fully operational. Also, the comforting guarantee of €100,000 ($100,000 or £80,000) would likely be reduced in such a crisis.
Corporations Moving More of Healthcare Costs to Employees
Submitted by EconMatters on 10/26/2015 13:11 -0500It is obvious that the Healthcare Industry in the US is in need of some major overhaul, and I am not talking about a politically expedient solution as was the latest undertaking by the Obama administration.
Massive Earthquake Hits Afghanistan, Pakistan, India, Leaving At Least 12 Dead
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/26/2015 05:45 -0500Forget China, Saudi Arabia Could Demolish The US Dollar
Submitted by Secular Investor on 10/25/2015 09:59 -0500Watch out for a snowball-effect in the Treasury market...
Desperate Times Call for Absurdity
Submitted by Capitalist Exploits on 10/25/2015 09:21 -0500How governments all around the world resort to absurd marketing to finance largesse








