Radio Zero

Your costume is stupider than Tim Geithner's.  Learn to live with it.

We can sooth your pain:  http://radio.cl.zerohedge.com

Not narcotic enough?  Chat up the DJ (send your .mp3 files) here: radiozh.

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Sunday Funday via Radio Zero?

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To spin or not to spin– that is the question:

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous measures,
Or to take arms against a sea of Top 40
And, by opposing, end them. To scratch, to filter
No more – and by a filter to say we end
This track and the thousand natural beats
That dance is heir to – ‘tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To dance, to fall
To roll, perchance to peak. Ay, there's the rub,
For in that roll of bliss what dreams may come,
When we have shuffled off this trance interlude,
Must give us pause. There's the respect
That makes calamity of so long song.

Sunday Funday via Radio Zero?

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It's not like anyone believed the data anyhow, right?  I mean, seriously.  Everyone was doing it.  Greece... Hungary... several other unindicted co-conspiring jurisdictions.  Punishment by the market will be swift and merciless now that the open secret that governments outright lie about their economic data on a routine basis is out.  (That is, unless a short selling ban is instituted to protect the lying liars who lied about lying).  We ask you.  What is there to have confidence in anymore if even the Hungarian government is full of it?  Well, how about Radio Zero?

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C'mon you wimp.  The Russians nuke these things all the time.  Here is your big chance to show up Putin.  Run with it, baby.  We'll just watch from a confortable distance.  To wit:

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Ah, the thrill of too much cheap money sloshing around the world.  Seriously.  Leave your inner Lou Mannheim behind and bet on the sure thing.  Radio Zero, of course.  There are actually short cuts.  To wit:

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It's a winner Lou.  Buy it.

Having now returned from extended sick leave and coming to you from within her digitally wired ISOPORT™ (the CDC approved portable, negative pressure isolation enclosure in which she now resides full-time) Marla Singer is pleased to share with you:

- A small but finite risk of exposure to plague in the form of multi-drug resistant Streptococcus Pneumoniae

- The lingering side effects of ongoing and massive doses of vancomycin and linezoli (including altered taste perception- brown sugar Pop Tarts™ now taste like foie gras to her, though cornflakes apparently remain as bland as ever)

- A large supply of Laudanum painstakingly hoarded from the 19th century medical facilities in which she was imprisoned housed and soon to be available for resale through the Zero Hedge Store (Act now! Supplies are limited!)

- A (hopefully) temporary loss of speech (induced by repeated intubation)

- Advanced, multi-lingual electronic speech synthesizer with integrated wheelchair (one beep for "yes," two beeps for "no")

- Several advance copies of her new book: The Complete Guide to Defrauding ObamaCare (with an introduction by Dick Fuld)

Oh, and

- 12 hours of Radio Zero (brought to you by the complete lack of circadian rhythm long hospital stays apparently induce)

Join us around... well, around now.

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...and we bet that was a trip and a half.  Radio Zero returns, ready to act in your preemptive self-defense to fend off the horrors of in-laws and contrived egg hunts.  And really, we know wherefrom we speak.  To wit: ("Gee, great job Suzie.  Who would have thought the egg was hidden in the same flower pot as last year?  No, it is true.  You are a child prodigy.  Yes, of course I mean it.  It takes a special kind of child to stay obese all this time in the face of the massive Adderall doses your mother feeds you out of her own prescription.  Oh, no, don't cry!  It just means there's more of you to love!")

No, I haven't been invited back- so now we can spin for you.  I'll jump on the decks first.  But that means I'm just the opening act.  Our headliner tonight?  Jana von Alpha.  ("Brace for trance impact!")

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Dreading the in-laws?  How about chatting up the DJ (and the other Sunrisers) via our new and improved IRC server: chat.zerohedge.com.  Instructions for the new security protocols here: http://chat.zerohedge.com.

Need personalized instruction?  Can do.  Just AIM ("instant messenger) us here: aim:radiozh or (for assistance at the speed of ObamaCare) leave a comment in this thread).

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Join us.

1:30(ish) am ET.

All that mortgage paper is heavy, after all, and was offloaded on one end of the island, all the same day.

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Chat up the DJ (and the other Sunrisers) via our new and improved IRC server: chat.zerohedge.com.  Instructions for the new security protocols here: http://chat.zerohedge.com.

Need personalized instruction?  Can do.  Just AIM ("instant messenger) us here: aim:radiozh or (for assistance at the speed of ObamaCare) leave a comment in this thread).

Standard connections on port 6667, SSL encrypted via port 6697

1:301:45(ish) am ET.

Why not?

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Chat up the DJ (and the other Sunrisers) via Mibbit.

3:00(ish) am ET.  Join us and drift off into the realm of... 3:00 am.

Julius started out as a populist too, you know.

Radio Zero returns in a fit of old school (think 50 BC) republicanism.

Join us (or die?).  10(ish) pm EST.

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Having managed to survive 2009 (or so we hope- there are still a few hours left to go) we thought we might invite you to join us (virtually) for Studio Zero's annual end-of-year blow-out this evening.  (Actually, Studio Zero was called something else before Zero Hedge came around, but that's not important right now).  We generally get started around 9 eastern and pound out the tunes until well after 5 eastern but who knows?

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Update: We're live!

What?  Tired of the in-laws already?  What are you talking about?  With the massive, climate change induced winter storm bearing down on the East, they haven't even arrived yet.  (Maybe this global warming thing is a net positive utility delta after all).  Well, Radio Zero is here for you (as long as the fiber stays up in the storm).

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You don't need a tipster at the FDIC to hang out with the cool kids.  Live in... oh... a few minutes.

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Chat up the DJ (send your .mp3 files) here: radiozh.

Our new and super-secret server for old sets, random musings and other noise is now online.  (GASP!)

Or... join our IRC server at chat.zerohedge.com #radiozh.  If you just can't be bothered with an IRC client, we've provided one for you here (opens new window). Otherwise, consider getting mIRC.  (Since our chat server has gone beta, you might want to give it a shot).