Corporate Finance
Feldkamp: The Grinch That's Stealing Investors' Christmas
Submitted by rcwhalen on 12/28/2015 06:54 -0500How the SEC handed large banks a monopoly on short-term finance in 1998 by amending Rule 2a-7 and made the 2008 financial crisis inevitable
Morons At The Precipice
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 12/12/2015 13:25 -0500Seven years of zero rates, massive monetary inflation and incessant market backstopping have desensitized and anesthetized. Rational thought ultimately succumbed to "perpetual money machine" quackery. And now all of this greatly increases vulnerability to destabilizing market dislocations, as senses are restored and nerves awakened. "A lot of this looks like late 2007 or early 2008," warns one manager, but today, market mispricing is systemic and global – virtually all securities classes at home and abroad.
Deutsche Bank Warns Bonuses Will Be Slashed As Much As 30%
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/22/2015 09:45 -0500A beleaguered Deutsche Bank is set to slash the investment bank bonus pool by some $566 million as John Cyran's effort to right a sinking ship continues. As Bloomberg reports, "no decision has been taken and the biggest reductions are likely to impact employees in the fixed-income business. Some managing directors may have their entire bonus scrapped, according to the person."
Frontrunning: October 19
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/19/2015 06:58 -0500- Great News: China’s GDP Growth Beats Forecasts as Stimulus Supports Spending (BBG)
- Oh wait, maybe not: China GDP: Deflategate Comes to Beijing (WSJ)
- Actually, definitely not: Shanghai rebar falls to record low after weak China GDP (Reuters)
- But who cares: European Shares Gain on Earnings as Bonds Drop, Metals Decline (BBG)
Scandal-Plagued Deutsche Bank Terminates Head Of I-Banking As Part Of Sweeping Restructuring
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/18/2015 12:43 -0500Moments ago, Europe's largest bank by assets and by gross notional derivatives, announced a raft of high-level management changes as part of an anticipated and sweeping restructuring of key divisions and senior-level committees. As WSJ reports, Colin Fan, the investment-banking co-head responsible for securities trading, will resign effective Monday. But the most profound change is that Deutsche Bank will split its investment bank into two pieces: one, focused on mergers and other deals, corporate finance and transaction banking services such as cash management, and the other on trading and global markets.
Investment Grade Credit Risk Hits 2 Year High (And Why That's A Disaster For Stocks)
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/29/2015 13:12 -0500Over the past few years three things have 'worked' - Buybacks, Biotechs, and Buying IPOs. Those days are now over...
The New World Financial Disorder
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 09/27/2015 18:55 -0500The global Bubble is bursting – hence financial conditions are tightening. Bubbles never provide a convenient time to tighten monetary policy. Best practices would require central bankers to tighten early before Bubble Dynamics take firm hold. Central bankers instead nurture and accommodate Bubble excess. It ensures a policy dead end - the faltering global Bubble has progressed beyond the point where Fed rate policy has much impact.
Lying CEOs Crash Their Stocks (So Will The Fed)
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/24/2015 10:45 -0500CEOs are not the most trustworthy figures in society. They will lay off thousands of employees to beat analysts' estimates, and yet they have no trouble looting the stock to pay themselves millions while the company loses money. However, one theme that keeps coming up is that unethical behavior has a price tag. With this in mind, consider the implications when the New York Fed tells us that economic activity declined because of the weather. Now that it's summer, it's not clear how cold weather is interfering. Perhaps the Fed has a South Pole subsidiary? When will the market crash and the Fed be replaced for lying about poor performance?
Corporate Buybacks: Connecting The Dots To The F-Word
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/09/2015 17:20 -0500Corporate executives offer three main reasons for share repurchases: 1. Buybacks are investments in our undervalued shares signaling our confidence in the company’s future; 2. Buybacks allow the company to offset the dilution of EPS when employee stock options are exercised or stock is granted to employees; or 3. The company is mature and has limited investment opportunities, therefore we are obligated to return unneeded cash to shareholders. The logic behind each of these explanations is in the vast majority of cases is flawed, to be kind, and deceptive to be blunt.
Walmart Chairman Steps Down As Amazon Market Cap Breathes Down Retailer's Back
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 06/05/2015 08:47 -0500Moments ago, the biggest single employer in the US after the Federal government, with 2.2 million workers, surprised its shareholders when it announced that Rob Walton, who had served as Chairman of the Board since 1992, was stepping down (he will stay on as a director) and would be replaced with vice-Chairman Greg Penner, grandson of founder Sam and son in law of Rob, who started his career at Goldman Sachs before joining WMT as a management trainee.
Days Of Crony Capitalist Plunder - The Deplorable Truth About GE Capital
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 04/12/2015 12:05 -0500- AIG
- American Express
- Bank of America
- Bank of America
- Bernie Sanders
- Bond
- Book Value
- Capital Markets
- Capital One
- Central Banks
- Citibank
- Commercial Paper
- Corporate Finance
- Corruption
- Excess Reserves
- Federal Reserve
- fixed
- Gambling
- GE Capital
- General Electric
- General Motors
- GMAC
- Great Depression
- Hank Paulson
- Hank Paulson
- Housing Prices
- Jeff Immelt
- Lehman
- Main Street
- Meltdown
- Milton Friedman
- Money Supply
- Mortgage Loans
- Neel Kashkari
- None
- Private Equity
- ratings
- Real estate
- Reality
- Ron Paul
- Salient
- Sheila Bair
- Student Loans
- TARP
- Treasury Department
- Yield Curve
GE’s announcement that its getting out of the finance business should be a reminder of how crony capitalism is corrupting and debilitating the American economy. The ostensible reason the company is unceremoniously dumping its 25-year long build-up of the GE Capital mega-bank is that it doesn’t want to be regulated by Washington as a systematically important financial institution under Dodd-Frank. Oh, and that its core industrial businesses have better prospects. We will see soon enough about its oilfield equipment and wind turbine business, or indeed all of its capital goods oriented businesses in a radically deflationary world drowning in excess capacity. But at least you can say good riddance to GE Capital because it was based on a phony business model that was actually a menace to free market capitalism. Its deplorable raid on the public purse during the Lehman crisis had already demonstrated that in spades.
The End Of Guitar Center (And An Irrational Addiction To Growth & The Scourge Of Unregulated Structured Finance)
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 02/05/2015 20:15 -0500- Bain
- Bankruptcy Code
- Bond
- Citibank
- Company Preferred
- Corporate Finance
- Covenants
- Creditors
- default
- Dumb Money
- Fail
- General Electric
- Institutional Investors
- Market Conditions
- Martial Law
- None
- Private Equity
- Prudential
- Real estate
- Reality
- Same Store Sales
- Securities and Exchange Commission
- Structured Finance
- Too Big To Fail
The fact is, the die is cast. In a couple of weeks, Guitar Center will need to report its Christmas performance to its bondholders. If things do not look good, its bonds will be ripped apart like RadioShack’s. Here’s what this really means: it’s the end of big box retail, an irrational addiction to growth, and the scourge of unregulated structured finance. For a few years, unwise urban planning and unregulated banks created a new bubble in the American suburbs. The objective truth is that the growth of the last decade was financed by banking fraud, and that financial trickery of this sort only fools people in the short-term. Eventually, you must have a product people demand, sold by competent people who care about the business, financed in a way that makes sense.
"Cheerful" Dutch Financier Becomes 4th ABN Amro Banker Suicide
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 01/24/2015 21:15 -0500Following the deaths of 36 bankers last year, 2015 has got off to an inauspicious start with the reported suicide of Chris Van Eeghen - the 4th ABN Amro banker suicide in the last few years. As Quotenet reports, the death of Van Eghen - the head of ABN's corporate finance and capital markets -"startled" friends and colleagues as the 42-year-old "had a great reputation" at work, came from an "illustrious family," and enjoyed national fame briefly as the boyfriend of a famous actress/model. As one colleague noted, "he was always cheerful, good mood, and apparently he had everything your heart desired. He never sat in the pit, never was down, so I was extremely surprised. I can not understand." Most believe that the suicide is not related to his work at the bank, but a former colleague had noticed that on his Facebook recently changed its job title to "former." Chris leaves behind a son - who had recently been cleared of cancer.
Banker Suicides Return: DSK's Hedge Fund Partner Jumps From 23rd Floor Apartment
Submitted by Tyler Durden on 10/24/2014 09:53 -0500The summer, thankfully, has been largely bereft of the dismal trend of bankers committing suicide, but as Bloomberg reports, Thierry Leyne, a French-Israeli banker and partner of Dominique Strauss-Kahn, the disgraced former chief of the IMF, was found dead Thursday after apparently taking his own life by jumping off the 23rd floor of one of the Yoo towers, a prestigious residential complex in Tel Aviv. This is the 16th financial services executive death this year.
Last Time It Was This Crazy, the Stock Market Crashed
Submitted by testosteronepit on 10/09/2014 22:16 -0500Mega-startups go parabolic. Flame-out already happening.




